Wednesday, August 11, 2004

The Last Darn Survey I'll Ever Take...

All-Purpose Survey (by Shinmaru – credit me or I will beat you to death): 1) What is your name? Kim 2) Date of birth? August 30, 1988 3) Sex? Female. 4) Height? Five feet, Eight inches 5) Weight? 30,000 lb.s .... God I'm a big-un. Now that we finally have that BS out of the way, we can get to the real questions. 6) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. 7) If you answered ‘yes’ to that question, nice work. If you answered ‘no,’ then why the hell not, you antisocial twit? Because I am a foolish, anti-social twit. 8) Do you have a crush on someone? Not really 9) If you answered ‘yes’ to this, do you fantasize about this person incessantly at all hours of the day? Indeed 10) If you answered ‘no’ to this, do you fantasize about other people incessantly at all hours of the day? All right.... you cought me... I do. 11) Do you smoke? Is Shinmaru Sexy? No. 12) If you smoke, then why do you smoke? Because I am cool. I mean I am, like, so shallow and idiotic that I have to, like, smoke to make people like me. I have to selflessly allow cigarettes to deteriorate my body, all in the name of cool. Amazing, aren't I? 13) Do you drink? No, I don't 14) Have you ever hitched a ride with Ted Kennedy after getting drunk off your ass at the local pub and ended up getting into an accident that involved you running over Bambi? Actually..... Yes. 15) Do you use idiotic adjectives such as ‘ghetto’, ‘pimp’ or ‘player’ to describe yourself? Never in my life. 16) If so, why has nobody beaten your ass and dumped your mangled body in the river yet? Because I am the real kind of ghetto.... I grew up in the West Side of.... the South. 17) Do you have a journal (online or otherwise)? No.... This thing your reading is actually just my face... -__- 18) If you answered no, and you are filling this survey out on your blog, you are a fucking idiot. Not really a question, just a general comment. 19) What is your deepest secret? Hmmm....How about, I'm not telling you. 20) Please? Ha..... No 21) Asshole. Yeah.... your point being? 22) What is your favorite Simpsons quote (because everyone has watched at least older episodes of The Simpsons, and if they haven’t, they’re inferior beings)? Honestly... I haven't seen The Simpsons in a while. I don't watch that much tv anymore. Sorry. 23) Family Guy or Futurama? Futurama. 24) If you chose Family Guy, why don’t you just admit right now that you’re an idiot? Go die in a fire. 25) If you chose Futurama, why does it rock so much? Because Binder is a sexy beast. 26) If you chose neither, then you should get a sense of humor, you soulless freak. Yet another general comment. 27) Do you enjoy talking on the phone? I avoid the phone like the plague. 28) If you answered ‘yes’, why do you like talking on the phone? See answer above. 29) If you answered ‘no’, why is the telephone the spawn of Satan? Because that stupid piece of garbage is mean. It never gets loud enough, or else it will get too loud. And then there is the fact that I am usually doing something that requires perfect concentration, but NO! Someone has to distract me with a call. Take the other day for instance... I had nearly found the ultimate fuel source, one that required nothing but itself and didn't harm the environment, but then as I was just about done....All concentration was broken by this annoying ring, ring. I mean, Good LORD! I almost murdered someone. 30) Are you flexible? In most cases, yes. 31) In what ways do you use your flexibility? PERVERT!!!! *beats your face* 32) Have you ever run away from home? Nuh-uh. 33) If you ever ran away from home, what would be the first thing you do? Call home and cry. 34) What do most people compliment you on? My eyes.... apparently green and yellow eyes are all I need to succeed in the world. 35) What do most people insult you for? Being a complete idiot. I don't ever think about what I or other people are saying.... I just kind of speak. 36) Do you have a good sense of humor? Yeppers. 37) What is your ‘style’ of humor? I generally use sarcasm and tell funny stories. Or just make fun of people. I'm good at that. *nods* 38) Do you ever feel the need to ramble on endlessly to answer a survey question? See Question 29. 39) When was the last time you were drunk? When I actually went through Shin's archives to find this survey. 40) Are you the romantic type? I am a hopeless romantic. 41) What exactly is the romantic type? We are the ones that never get the guy/girl; only to spend the next year wallowing in self-pity. 42) What do you feel is your best quality? My disposition. 43) Why? Even though I complain far more than I should, I really am quite optimistic. 44) What do you feel is your worst quality? I am really really lazy. 45) Why? Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why do we want most what we cannot have? Why did Romeo have to die before Juliet awoke? Why am I filling out this survey? ....No one knows 46) Do you know what ‘Chucks’ are? God yes. They are Converse. They call them Chucks because Chuck Taylor started it all. Bonus points for moi. 47) Why don’t other people know that seemingly trivial, yet extremely important bit of information? Because other people don't read the little information card that comes attatched to a pair of Converse. 48) Were you at all worried that this survey would become serious in any way? Considering, Shin wrote it.... No not really. 49) What one word would you use to describe yourself? Nerd 50) Finally, why are you the way you are? Dear lord....don't make me give the long answer. The short answer: I read too much, I live in a good family, I meet lots of people and steal their thoughts, I read too many people's myOtakus. I solemnly swear that this will forever be the final survey that I will put on my blog: Haze. All sarcastic comments aside, Shinmaru is a sexy beast, and I do NOT weigh 30,000 lbs. >__>

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