Saturday, December 15, 2007

   BEST AIM CONVO WITH ROBB
shinigami1134 (1:23:26 PM): are you advanced or honors or college prep?
PokerMan10JQKA (1:24:18 PM): i have HON sci and engineering
PokerMan10JQKA (1:24:20 PM): with mr fodiani
PokerMan10JQKA (1:24:22 PM): hes TOUGH
PokerMan10JQKA (1:24:26 PM): but fun
PokerMan10JQKA (1:24:37 PM): everything else i have is ACC
shinigami1134 (1:24:43 PM): wuts acc?
PokerMan10JQKA (1:25:15 PM): accelerated
PokerMan10JQKA (1:25:20 PM): its the normal one
PokerMan10JQKA (1:25:32 PM): CP, ACC, HON
PokerMan10JQKA (1:25:40 PM): from lowest to highes
PokerMan10JQKA (1:25:41 PM): t
shinigami1134 (1:25:44 PM): ah
shinigami1134 (1:25:52 PM): cp?
shinigami1134 (1:25:55 PM): child porn?
shinigami1134 (1:25:56 PM): hhe
PokerMan10JQKA (1:26:49 PM): ....
PokerMan10JQKA (1:26:53 PM): yes
PokerMan10JQKA (1:26:55 PM): yes lara
PokerMan10JQKA (1:26:59 PM): we learn about child porn
PokerMan10JQKA (1:27:02 PM): in high school
PokerMan10JQKA (1:27:07 PM): we're jsut that mature
shinigami1134 (1:27:22 PM): YES
shinigami1134 (1:27:29 PM): I WNAT UR HIGHSKOOOL
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   THE BEST DAY
went to kristyns house today. stayed till after midnight.

it was probably one of the most profound experiences i've had in my life, and im not being flippant. kristyn has always fascinated me. she's so forbidding and silent. like a clam.
the minute i met her i wanted to see what she was really like. i wanted to get to know her. she seemed like a really good person.
people say 'still waters run deep' and this is true.
kristyn is such a deep person. i feel as if i barely know her. its always such a treat to see her smile or laugh, or eat. just do something human.
tongight, we ran out in two feet of snow, sock-footed and coat-less, just RUNNING. it was almost midnight, and it felt so good.
i couldnt feel the cold. the snow felt like soft, warm sand, and it was lighter than powder.
we fell on the ground and made snowangels. we called each other newfag.
we kicked snow in each others faces and i couldnt feel it.

i felt like i was high. everything was surreal. i could barely see, because it was totally dark, and
i couldnt really register what was going on. we ran all the through her yard, down the driveway, to the edge of the property.
then, it was cold, and we were wet and shivering. it was as if all the numbness disseapeared.

we ran in the backyard too.


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Thursday, December 13, 2007

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

shinigami1134 (9:04:43 PM): i want to hear about the mexican traditions. do you stuff your christmas turkey with taco?
evil4thpower (9:05:25 PM): FUCK YOU SOUTHIE.





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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

   aim convo
shinigami1134 (10:50:41 PM): hey
shinigami1134 (10:51:07 PM): are kristyns pants there? i need to talk to them
evil4thpower (10:51:36 PM): Rar
shinigami1134 (10:51:30 PM): kristyns pants?? is that you?
evil4thpower (10:52:07 PM): Present.
shinigami1134 (10:51:50 PM): heyyyyyy
shinigami1134 (10:51:54 PM): i just wanted to say
shinigami1134 (10:52:02 PM): you drive me wild with lust and desire
evil4thpower (10:52:34 PM): Uh...good?
shinigami1134 (10:52:15 PM): yes
evil4thpower (10:53:12 PM): Kay.
shinigami1134 (10:52:53 PM): so, kristyns pants, i was thinking about you...and about MY pants, and maybe they should get married
evil4thpower (10:53:25 PM): Kay.
shinigami1134 (10:53:05 PM): or could just be sex buddies
shinigami1134 (10:53:15 PM): like, casual fuckage
evil4thpower (10:53:58 PM): Uh...good luck with that.
shinigami1134 (10:54:01 PM): wut? you think they might not be compatible?
shinigami1134 (10:54:54 PM): whats your pants star sign? mines are scorpio
evil4thpower (10:55:44 PM): What the fuck?
shinigami1134 (10:55:45 PM): im thinking your pants are cancer
evil4thpower (10:56:22 PM): Kay.
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Friday, December 7, 2007

  
it is utterly fucking silent.

here's the brand-new Potter Puppet Pals video! yay!
Wizard Swears!


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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

   COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK
GRADEZ:

ELA: A
SS: B+
Math: B+
Science: B+
Spanish: D+

I earned the + by fucking the spanish teacher. hahahaha.




i kid! i kid! i would only do that for the SCIENCE TEACHER. >:/


jk. (getting old)


so. tired. so overloaded.
so resentful of people.



Why do short people also try and knock me over? I know I'm rather awkward, but its depressing to think of myself as nothing more than a bowling pin for those midget children.....*COUGH*HAYLEY*COUGH*

And whats up with Kristyn and the fucking sharpies?
i am going to get cancer from all the ink I have absorbed.

You know, I invited her to come with me to a book signing hosted by Stephen King a few months ago, and the entire time we waited in line she was scribbling on my arm...

....with a black sharpie.

When we finally reached the front of the line, Mr. King probably wet his pants trying to hold back laughter. MOCKING laughter.
There stood before him a noodley idiot with black scribbles all up both her arms, across her chest and up to her neck to her ears. And she had maroon hair. And there was a creepy goth chick behind her who, when you squint a little, bears a keen resemblance to SATAN.

Maybe he'll write about us.
Title it, "THAT HORRIBLE NOODLY KID, AND THE GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE SATAN."


I must go now......

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

SEX
SEX SEX SEX SEX


bbboooreeed.




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Friday, November 23, 2007

   plur
.......

I've been very tired, but my MIGHTY NEED to please the El Teacher-os has finally born fruit! I brought my ELA grade UP UP AND AWAY, and same with my SS. My science grade hath plummeted, thanks to missing two important labs, so not its a B+.
FUCK!!
My Spanish grade has remained evenly between a D or a C, (FUCK) but my class participation is better. I think she likes me more now.
We had to write retarded little haikus about Thanksgiving in SPANISH, and this was mine.
(in ENGLISH)

Like saint
turkey is loved more
after death

or something like that. give or take a couple syllables. I'm not that poetic, y'all.

I've been so pissed. All the time, I just can't focus or even THINK. Finally, I've started seeing a therapist regularly, and she diagnosed me with "a pretty bad case" of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Thats right, folks! Good ol' Explodie gots herself a HEAD SICKNESS.
Aaaraarararaghhh!!!

I don't care! I'm totally fine! I mean, sure, I've got some quirks, but in general I think I'm completely sane.
The only thing that really bothers me is my never-ceasing obsession with my male teachers. Not really just teachers, but authority figures.
Any male guy that teaches or tells me what to do is MEDIATELY a target. I can't stop thinking about them. Total creepy obsession mode.

It would be cool if I developed the power to glow.

I dyed my hair a deep violet with Manic Panic. I can't wait to see what the school counselor thinks about it. He said I look better blonde, so I didn't dye for a while, but hey, he's JUST AN AUTHORITY FIGURE!!

awoooooooooooo.


Also, (fuck! this post is going on to INFINITY!!) I recently watched the Saw series. It's damn good.
I think Saw II was the best movie I've seen in a while. Tobin Bell was totally wicked, and the plot was tight. Also, gore wasn't such a main focus, unlike SAW FUCKIN III!!
argh!!! i hated all the needless GOOORREEEEEE.




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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

   COFFEE O' SHIT
wow! i havent been on here in....forever. thats bad.

lots of stuffs been going on. i got my hair cut (AT LAST!!) and i no longer look like a ruffled sheep-dog. i bought some yummy-smelling Gir Doom body spray. it smells like sugar. ^___^

uh.....

not much else. well, actually a lot, but i dont feel like writing an epic post. i have homework in every subject and a test tomorrow. AND im out of creamer for my coffee, so im going to have a rough morning.

*sigh*

i can already taste that goat-shit instant coffee. damn.

this could be me, after the coffe o' shit:


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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

MOAR
On 06/13/03 a phone call from Dib to Zim was made. The phone call was recorded.

DIB: “ Hay Zim tell me the truth. You used some kind of Alien mined control thing on my sister to get her to fall in love with you.”

ZIM: “ Two things Dib. One. No I did not, and two how the fuck did you get my cell number?”

DIB: “ I have my ways Zim.”

ZIM: “ You looked in Gaz’s purse. Didn’t you?”

DIB: “ UUUUU………nooooo.”

ZIM: “ I’m glad you called Dib. I was going to buy Gaz some ladies underwear. And you seem like the type that wears a thong now and then.”

DIB: “ WHAT! You green fuck. I never wear ladies underwear.”

ZIM: “ You keep telling yourself that.

DIB: “ I don’t know what Gaz sees in you. You are an insane Alien. You don’t even have a green card. I will have you tide up, and cut open on a metal slab.”

ZIM: “ You knows who else likes to be tide up? I bet that’s what you and Gaz have common. Beside the DNA, and being tide up thing. You both like it in the butt.”

DIB: “ You Motherfucking Son of a Fuck. I going to force freed you Woodchips, and bury you in A termite mine.

ZIM: “ Well I will kick you in the nuts. Oh crap! You need to have some first. Call me when you do.

DIB: “ If I get close to you again. I’m going to put raw meat down your throat, and stick starving dogs up you green Irken ass.”

ZIM: “ If you need to get closer to me. Just go to bed. That’s the last time me and Gaz fucked. I wiped my nut on your pillow case.”

DIB: “ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

ZIM: “ What’s wrong Dib? I bet that was not the first time you fell a sleep with man sperm on your face.”

DIB: “I will see you dead.”

ZIM: “ You keep telling yourself that. CLICK



guys, i did not write this. ;___;
its on some zim fansite, and i thought y'all would get a kick out of it.
so yea!
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