Sunday, September 30, 2007

   Dangerfuck!!
Were any of you guys at the Solomon Pond Mall near Worcester on Saturday??
If you saw a goth, a prep and punk climbing down an embankment right next to the intersection full of speeding cars....
that was Kristin, Aurora and me.
Ugh.

We figured the mall was too boring, and decided to go for a little stroll down the road.
Bad idea.
Theres a Borders about a couple blocks away, and it was our target. We walked through the parking lot the edge, where we hoped to find a sidewalk.....

and there was nothing.
Just a fence, and then a sheer drop of crumbling rocks.
And then a 10 inch strip of grass.
And then a busy mall road.

So Aurora, genius-prep-child that she is, just goes over the little fence and jumps down onto the grass. And Kristin shakes her black goth hair into her eyes and leaps after her.
0____0
I am surrounded by people with a deathwish.
So I walked up and down, looking for some fucking way down other that climbing, but there wasnt. So I went after them, and we crossed the road to the other side and walked for a bit. Then we were faced with another challenge. A huge creek with a bridge for cars over it. And to sidewalk.
It was built with a big main car section, and then a metal guardrail to keep the cars from falling into the drink. Beyond this guardrail was a little shelf of extra pavement.
And Aurora heads straight for it.
And Kristin shakes her gothy hair and follows.
And I bellow like a gorilla and lumber after them, over the terror-fying bridge, with whizzing cars on one side of the rail, and then nothing but air and a thirty foot drop into rocky water on the other!!

It was very exciting. Kristin kept stopping and stretching, or admiring the view and then looking at me with her spooky eyes, taunting my fear of cars.
Grr.
Then we finaly made it to Borders. We lay on the floor in the comic section and I read aloud the sound effects of "Ju-On" aloud as Kristin and Aurora slaughtered each other.

>__>


After that, we went to Aurora's house and she chased us around, spraying temporary red hair dye on us and snorting. Then we sprayed it all over the driveway. And then she started spraying this horrible glitter-shit on us and Kristin and I ran down her street with towels on our heads, barefoot and screaming.

It was a good day.



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Thursday, September 27, 2007

THIS IS SO DAMN RIGHT!!
GODDAMMIT! YESSSS!!!!!!!


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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

   theres too much chocolate in my choc chip cookie
Bad salads and soda!!! WHYYYYYYY WAS THERE SOOOOO MUCH GOING ON YESTERDAY??? THE ONE DAY I TOOK OFF BECAUSE I WAS SO FUCKIN SICK???

DAMN YOU, ELA TEACHER!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

   I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.......BUT IM NOT!!
I've got laryngitis. It sucks.

Yesterday, when I showed up at school with my voice so fucked I could only growl and mutter, it was like being a religious icon.

Everyone was trying to touch me.

Most notably, Hayley spent the entire double art period trying to convince me to lick her, and this other girl (i dont care to remember what her stupid name is) was rubbing herself on my back.
But being a disgusting piece of diseased flesh has its perks. This huge, pushy bitch named Megan used to alway take me food at lunch. I mean, I would go through all the trouble to pack homemade cookies and a sandwich or carrots, and she would just come up and take it. And eat it. And ONCE I said no, and later she pushed me up against the wall of the bathroom and started threatening me!!
WHAT A BITCH!

anyways

So since I'm a disease-ridden lump of REVENGE, i got the biggest serving of nasty school lunch i could, sat down next to her and offered some to her. I made CERTAIN to eat some and get all my germs in it. Muahahahha. NOW SHE MEETS GERMY DOOM!
I hope she dies.

I HAD to go to school yesterday because of a big project, but the project is complete (shoddily done, but complete) so today.....i stay home and sleep. Heehee.

Pretty Coleen can't imagine me with long hair. Hah.




but i became THIS.



ever wonder how?

i tell you.

doom. and daterape.


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Sunday, September 23, 2007

   i do lurid thanky dance at ANBUUUUU!
this is a video about chicken noodle soup, which Anbu shall be in desperate need of.
watch this or you're ugly!!


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Friday, September 21, 2007

   I WANT TO DIE
i've been so tired lately, i dont feel like posting coherently!! so i will not capitalize ANYTHING correctly. unless it illustrates a point. >__<
have you ever had a cold, but been in denial? and then, when you're blowing your nose "just cuz youre a bit sniffly" you feel that crack in your brain, and youre like "oh fuck....im sick....."

guh. my brain just cracked. i dont want to update. i dont want to admit im sick. now i gotta wear my scarf to keep from getting a chill again. fuck....
but Paz says i look like Harry Potter when i wear my plaid scarf. ^____^
more accurately, i have the bad hair of Harry and the awkwardness, but the body...well, i got the body of a drowned chicken.
=P

honestly.
why do people like to call me things? my list of nicknames has swelled this week to a new record with the addition of Charlie, Pinky and Chicken-head. im still Victoria according to my spanish teacher and my math teacher calls me Prettyring. Aurora calls me whatever she can think of to make me turn colors.

I have decided on a new last name, since my real one sucks.
My last name is now.....
...
MEMBRANE!!!

yuh! since i love science so much. it might as well be that way. and membranes are cool. and professor Membrane from IZ also influenced me.

im all high on pyxie styxs and crack. see?b







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Thursday, September 20, 2007

   ........my camera is broken. =(
no more drawings for a while.
boohoo.
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

   this is the best video on earth. please watch this. ill send you money and whores.


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KALI IS THE BEST!!!! ^__^
*kali dance*

shes so cute, but i think shes turning into a seme. lol!!!

well, tonight i have to babysit munchkins for the school and then write a lot of worthless shit for social studies. UGH.
the only reason why i like spanish is because of kali. without her, id die of suffocation.
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

i really love school. its too bad im so bored there. its terrible.
all i want to do is read or listen to music.
and watch zim.


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