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Tuesday, September 25, 2007


   I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.......BUT IM NOT!!
I've got laryngitis. It sucks.

Yesterday, when I showed up at school with my voice so fucked I could only growl and mutter, it was like being a religious icon.

Everyone was trying to touch me.

Most notably, Hayley spent the entire double art period trying to convince me to lick her, and this other girl (i dont care to remember what her stupid name is) was rubbing herself on my back.
But being a disgusting piece of diseased flesh has its perks. This huge, pushy bitch named Megan used to alway take me food at lunch. I mean, I would go through all the trouble to pack homemade cookies and a sandwich or carrots, and she would just come up and take it. And eat it. And ONCE I said no, and later she pushed me up against the wall of the bathroom and started threatening me!!
WHAT A BITCH!

anyways

So since I'm a disease-ridden lump of REVENGE, i got the biggest serving of nasty school lunch i could, sat down next to her and offered some to her. I made CERTAIN to eat some and get all my germs in it. Muahahahha. NOW SHE MEETS GERMY DOOM!
I hope she dies.

I HAD to go to school yesterday because of a big project, but the project is complete (shoddily done, but complete) so today.....i stay home and sleep. Heehee.

Pretty Coleen can't imagine me with long hair. Hah.


EEEWWW UGLY

but i became THIS.

I LIKE MOOZIK???!1

ever wonder how?

i tell you.

doom. and daterape.


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