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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

MOAR
On 06/13/03 a phone call from Dib to Zim was made. The phone call was recorded.

DIB: “ Hay Zim tell me the truth. You used some kind of Alien mined control thing on my sister to get her to fall in love with you.”

ZIM: “ Two things Dib. One. No I did not, and two how the fuck did you get my cell number?”

DIB: “ I have my ways Zim.”

ZIM: “ You looked in Gaz’s purse. Didn’t you?”

DIB: “ UUUUU………nooooo.”

ZIM: “ I’m glad you called Dib. I was going to buy Gaz some ladies underwear. And you seem like the type that wears a thong now and then.”

DIB: “ WHAT! You green fuck. I never wear ladies underwear.”

ZIM: “ You keep telling yourself that.

DIB: “ I don’t know what Gaz sees in you. You are an insane Alien. You don’t even have a green card. I will have you tide up, and cut open on a metal slab.”

ZIM: “ You knows who else likes to be tide up? I bet that’s what you and Gaz have common. Beside the DNA, and being tide up thing. You both like it in the butt.”

DIB: “ You Motherfucking Son of a Fuck. I going to force freed you Woodchips, and bury you in A termite mine.

ZIM: “ Well I will kick you in the nuts. Oh crap! You need to have some first. Call me when you do.

DIB: “ If I get close to you again. I’m going to put raw meat down your throat, and stick starving dogs up you green Irken ass.”

ZIM: “ If you need to get closer to me. Just go to bed. That’s the last time me and Gaz fucked. I wiped my nut on your pillow case.”

DIB: “ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

ZIM: “ What’s wrong Dib? I bet that was not the first time you fell a sleep with man sperm on your face.”

DIB: “I will see you dead.”

ZIM: “ You keep telling yourself that. CLICK



guys, i did not write this. ;___;
its on some zim fansite, and i thought y'all would get a kick out of it.
so yea!
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