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Monday, June 14, 2004


Road kill
The other day, on my way home, I saw a squirrel, only it was dead. Isn't that interesting? Oh yes it is. It was awsome, its ribs were totally in the wrong spot, unless squirrels are supposed to have their ribs in their mouth and on the ground in front of them. On Sunday, I had to go to church, but I don't like to go to church, so I ran out. In front of the church, there is a huge green recycling thing, with a roof. I managed to climb on the roof, then I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was completely soaked in water, as was everything around me, but it was nice, the only reason I woke up was because my mom was yelling at me, because shouldn't be on public property, but hey we all stand on the road, yeah? It was funny, when I sat up, there was a sillouette of my body that was all dry. I would make a good homeless person.
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