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Tuesday, November 30, 2004


   Soo much for that...
So much for the I WANT 20 COMMENTS NOW idea...geez...what am I doing wrong? Ack...

Phone stalkers...funny story for y'all. I was sitting around at home after I got back from the museum on Saturday and um, I got this phonecall from a guy I had no clue who it was. I thought it might've been my friend who supposedly wanted to do something with me...yeah right, cuz he never called back, but anyway, I got this call and the convo went like this:

Me - Hello?

Person - Hi, I'm returning a text message I got from you.

Me - I didn't send you a text message.

Person - It says you did right here.

Me - Well, I don't even have a cell phone, so how could I send you a text message?

Person - There are other ways to send text messages.

Me - Well, all I know is I didn't text message you.

Person - Well, then I guess we both got a joke on us since you didn't text message me and here I am calling you for no reason.

Me - Um...WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

Mom & Dad - BLAISE?!?!?!

Person - This is Dave.

Me - I don't know a Dave (actually, I do, I just didn't recognize his voice).

Person - (no noise...)

Me - *click*

Mom - Honey, who called?

Me - I don't know, mom. I swear it was a phone stalker though.

Dad - Did he tell you who he was?

Me - No. I'll dial call return and see what phone number it pulls up...
*dials...and phone number is given*

Mom - What's it say?

Me - It's a 937 area number. (thinking - oh crap, I wonder if it's someone from church?)

Dad - Why'd you say hell?

Me - Because I was scared and I wanted to tell him off...I swear it was a phone stalker.

Dad - You don't say that ever.

Me - Sorry...*runs upstairs to get church phone directory* Uh oh...*as I'm leafing through it, I find the number of a church member...and it matches the number that just called my house* Dave _______ (last name protected for privacy reasons). MOM!

Mom - What?

Me - That was Dave _______.

Dad - WHAT? I called him and was waiting for him to call me back.

Me - I know...I just cussed out a church member...I'm never going back to church.

Woooo....

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