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Monday, October 20, 2003


Random Thoughts


1. A wise man once said “Don’t use bleach on denim”, obviously that is not the saying he is best known for.

2. How can it be partly cloudy? Is there such thing as part of a cloud?

3. Is it just me, or does anyone else want to see Christopher Reeve go head to head with Stephen Hawking in a celebrity boxing match?

4. McDonald’s drive threw windows are now open 24hrs a day. Now obese people can get even fatter at four o’clock in the morning.

5. I let the dogs out. Sorry, I didn’t think it would cause such a fuss…

6. Carrots are the incredible edible vegetable. I would eat nothing but carrots, if not for the simple fact that some other foods taste better.

7. Blue; it is not just a color, it is also a mood. Red, it is not just a color…well, actually it is…

8. I was surprised to find out that a man encased in concrete shoes couldn’t float. I wonder if mobsters are aware of this.

9. Don’t throw babies in the trash, they are recyclable.

10. That last comment was sick, I am appalled at myself, and for the first time I realize how demented I truly am. Yeah right…



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