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Tuesday, October 28, 2003


Damn IRS


I realized today that I still haven’t received my North Carolina state tax refund. I am incredibly pissed! If it was just a small amount of money I wouldn’t be overly concerned but it is nearly six hundred bucks…I could really use an extra six hundred bucks.

I decided to call the state IRS to find out where on Earth my money was. After waiting on hold for a half hour or so I was disconnected. So I called back and waited another twenty minutes until my good friend Rodney answered. According to Rodney because I waited until March to send in my tax return they have not gotten around to sending out my refund check. When I asked him when the state was going to release my check, he told me that he a) wasn’t positive and b)that the check would arrive shortly. Now I didn’t think that it was appropriate for Rodney to use the term shortly since it has been nearly eight months since they received my tax return, and I politely told him so.

At this point in the conversation my friend Rodney flipped out, ranting and cussing at me like I killed Christ and took a piss on the American flag at the same time. After a few minutes of listening to his incessant ranting about us greedy tax-payers that get money deducted from their paychecks on a weekly basis, I decided to remind my good ole’ pal that he was a fucking government employer and that I really don’t care what he needs to do or ho he needs to take one in the ass from but I want my fucking money. Screw North Carolina, screw the IRS, and screw Rodney. Screw them all in the ass with a thirteen inch steel dildo. What gives them the right to hold my money? A poor (not really) young man who is struggling (not really) to make his stake in the world…this was about the point that I realized Rodney hung up on me. I guess it was the whole “dildo thing”. Anyway, I hope the IRS sends me my check.



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