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Friday, July 16, 2004
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The Simpson Sisters Suck
Oh boy, oh boy today was the day from heck...although Hell did seem to be glaring at me ominously, licking its chops.
Two rays of sunshine penetrated today’s dark and dreary façade. First off, it is Friday, and since I don’t have to work this weekend I am dubbing this “Fucking Fantastic Friday”, because a day without poetic vulgarity is like a day without a poetic nut-sac. I really have a desire to go out and drink myself under the table, but alas, all of my buddies here are girls and they make really poor drinking partners when you want to unwind and drink yourself into oblivion.
The second beacon of hope came from my colleague, an elderly lady who is very grandmotherly towards me (she bought me an office fan for my birthday, how cool is that?). She nearly won twenty-one million dollars playing the lottery, missing it by one number. The good news is that she won $2,100 because she had so many numbers! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person, although I am suspicious of her lucky streak. Why just last month she won an iPod that my office raffled off! I think she may be taking LPHD’s (luck performance enhancing drugs for those of you that cannot decipher fake abbreviations) but I don’t have evidence to support that claim.
In forty minutes I can make my escape form this heck hole (which is a very mediocre hell hole that pays me a fairly decent wage) and drive to my almost humble abode. Viva La Resistance!
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