1. Democratic State Senator Sheila Kuehl accused Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of being sexist and a homophobe after he referred to his democratic counterparts as “Girlie Men”. Although Arnold did not apologize the “Girlie Man” reference he was glad that the Senator didn’t decide to sue him for sexual harassment when he used “I will pump you up!” in a more recent speech.
2. Personally, I if I was going to be pinned as being a homophobic sexist, I would at least want to follow up with a comment that was derogatory. Perhaps Arnie should counter this accusation with an honest remark like “I haven’t heard this much complaining since I groped that three titted girl on the set of Total Recall. If you guys didn’t have that six foot dildo jammed so far up your assholes maybe you would lighten up and quit talking so much shit.”
3. Obviously there is a reason why I am not the governor of California.
4. By saying that you find the term “Girlie Man” offensive, aren’t you just proving that you are, indeed, a “Girlie Man”?
5. President Bush stated today that he wants to know all of the facts before he can judge whether or not Iran was involved in the September 11th attacks. The ironing in that statement alone is delicious.
6. By the way, Bush stated today that regardless of whether or not Iran is connected to the September 11th attacks we are still going to “bomb the hell out of those towel headed mofos!”
7. The CIA is diligently trying to decide which spot euphemism to use to try and convince the President that, despite the lack of evidence, we should opt for war with Iran. Since “slam dunk” has already been used they are debating between “Its going, going, GONE!” and “He could go all the way!”
8. With the assault in Iran pending CNN has decided to hire John Madden to work side by side with Wolf Blitzer in campaign by campaign announcing.
9. During her stay in the clinic Mary Kate Olson’s anchor has been her twin sister Ashley. Ashley has been really supportive, teaching Mary Kate that anorexia is not necessary. Bulimia is much more effective and you still get to eat!
10. Who do you think would win in a fight, Rosie O’Donnell or Rosanne?
