Monday, November 10, 2003

The ongoing drama continues. Does Charlie’s mystery friend harbor romantic feelings for him? Or is she still seeing her ugly goombah of a boyfriend? All this and more on the next Sally HC Hoobidyjoop! I have entangled myself in more drama than I am use too… Anyway, in true High Fidelity Fashion, my top five worst break ups of all time Emily- We dated before I moved to Ohio, and when I moved we decided (well I decided and told her) not to have a long distance relationship. She wanted to remain friends, and (stupid me) said that was cool. She called one day and poured her heart out, telling me that she loved me and asking her if she could come and spend part of the summer with me. I told her I didn’t love her and that I was seeing someone else (I wasn’t) and she hung up. She still calls occasionally and hangs up when I answer. Stephanie- I still don’t know if we were dating. I thought we were, we sure were sleeping together and hanging out quite frequently. I called her two or three times and she never called back. It really wasn’t that bad of a break up, but I was so confused as if we were broken up or not that I ended up not asking out this amazing girl that I am good friends with to this very day (she is dating some guy that I don’t like…although I probably only don’t like him because she is dating him). Cassandra- I never broke with this girl, but apparently we were in a serious relationship in high school. We went out two times my senior year, and we kissed one time. Apparently she had a boyfriend from another school. So why was this such a horrible break up when we weren’t ever seriously dating? Her boy friend’s friends still attempt to pick fights with me when I happen to run into them in bars or the mall in my home town. Seriously, when I went to NC in August some fat redneck came up to me and said “You are Charlie Schafer, you better watch out or you’re going to get an ass-kicking tonight. You shouldn’t mess around with other people girls” Cathy- This is the relationship that I regret more than any, mainly because I fucked-up a good thing. I really liked Cathy and we had a ton of fun together. My friends, however, constantly teased me about her (because she had a reputation for being easy), so I broke up with her. We actually are still pretty good friends and she is still dating the same guy she dated after me (sounds like the habits of a girl that is easy, huh)… Amy- She is the only girl I know of that cheated on me. I worked and dated her when I worked at Abercrombie. How did I find out? Well, a new guy that just started working with me told me that they went out together, took some Ex, and had sex. He didn’t know that I was dating her. I asked her about it and she said it was true and she wasn’t ready for a relationship, but she still wanted to date me. I told her that I really wasn't interested in that type of a relationship, so she spread a rumor around work that I was stealing from Abercrombie. I told my boss what went on between us and she got fired…she also has friends that want to end my life… Anyway, that was fun for me…kinda like therapy.

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