Thursday, November 13, 2003

Conversation Pieces

Okay, I've decided to post an AIM conversation. Sorry that I conformed in such an obvious manner... ShadowedCloudX: I pity the fool that attempts to further his political propaganda by further besmirching my charecter ShadowedCloudX: suka ElCrazyWhiteBoy: whoa that sounded better than my boolvian operators thing ShadowedCloudX: no, the Bolivian operator was a classic ShadowedCloudX: I have it saved on my desktop ElCrazyWhiteBoy: lol, I actually bought an A-Team shirt the next day that says "I pity the fool." ShadowedCloudX: that kicks my "Pooty-Tang" T-shirts ass ShadowedCloudX: heh ShadowedCloudX: Have you ever seen Eddie Murphy "Delerious" ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Nope. I never even heard of it ShadowedCloudX: Oh, man...you HAVE to rent it. It is hysterical, it was made in the early eighties...y'know when Eddie Murphy was still funny...anyway he does a great segment about how his worst fear is to be locked away with a gay Mr. T ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Yeah man, that was during his BH Cop days. ShadowedCloudX: no this is actually pre-BH cop ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Now the only place we can find funny Eddy Murphy is Shrek ElCrazyWhiteBoy: ooh vintage ShadowedCloudX: yeah, if you can't find it let me know...i have a really crappy filmed version and I'll send it to you...it is a MUST see ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I wonder if it's on DVD. heh ShadowedCloudX: IT IS ShadowedCloudX: I have decided that I must kidnap an Olson twin ShadowedCloudX: it is my new get rich quick scheme ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Nah, they're not worth anything anymore ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Kidnap one of Michael Jackson's giraffes. ShadowedCloudX: nah, they have been violated one too many times ElCrazyWhiteBoy: What about that Haley Joel Osmont ShadowedCloudX: Nah, he freaks me out...he reminds me of the next Macauly Caulkin ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Or Jonathan Taylor Thomas ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Gary Coleman is the only one that still rocks ShadowedCloudX: Gary Coleman, now that is an idea ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I think I'll have to post pictures of him up. ShadowedCloudX: I wonder if anyone would pay money to get him back though ShadowedCloudX: maybe they'll pay me to kil him? ShadowedCloudX: that would be win win ElCrazyWhiteBoy: What you talkin bout willis? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Why'd you want to kill such an adorable mascot? ShadowedCloudX: well, think about how funny Adam Sandler's severe beating were on his first CD ShadowedCloudX: The killing of Gary Coleman would be a thousand times funier than that ShadowedCloudX: imagine telling Gary Coleman that you were going to have him drawn and quatered ShadowedCloudX: his expression would be pricless ShadowedCloudX: even better put him and William Shattner on an island and have them hunt each other for sport ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I think this could be a good reality television show ShadowedCloudX: yeah, kidnap a bunch of pathetic, starving actors, leave them on an island, and equip them with nothing but sporks ShadowedCloudX: it genius ShadowedCloudX: I bet we could sell the idea to Spike TV ShadowedCloudX: or at least to Fox ElCrazyWhiteBoy: lol, did you see Dicky Roberts? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: It showed a lot of people like this ShadowedCloudX: no ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Like screech from saved by the bell and webster ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Oh man, you break my heart ShadowedCloudX: I have to see it ShadowedCloudX: I feel out of the loop ShadowedCloudX: Screech...have you ever seen the SNL skit where they do the "In the Actor's Room" parodying him ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Nope. If it's SNL it has to be pretty bad though. haha ShadowedCloudX: it is horrible in a very funny way ShadowedCloudX: funny like your boss getting a hernia funny ElCrazyWhiteBoy: ah, so sadistically satisfying yet disgusting funny ShadowedCloudX: thats it ShadowedCloudX: have you ever noticed that fast food expands in your stomach to eight times its original size ShadowedCloudX: I actually think that is why I like it ShadowedCloudX: It gives me an excuse to sit on the throne about an hour later ElCrazyWhiteBoy: well that explains why my stomach always felt like shit when I ate it. lol ShadowedCloudX: yep...my stomach feels like someone dropped a live armodillo in it and it uncurled when it realized it wasin a safe place ElCrazyWhiteBoy: lol, now that's an interesting analogy. ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Although I've never touched a live armodillio ElCrazyWhiteBoy: or a dead one ShadowedCloudX: I don't think I have ever seen one outside of a zoo, or the one in my stomack ShadowedCloudX: stomach ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I wonder if they bite ShadowedCloudX: flesh eating armadillos? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Yes ElCrazyWhiteBoy: They're not unheard of ShadowedCloudX: sounds like a good idea for a B-rated horror flick ElCrazyWhiteBoy: And the burrow into your stomach ShadowedCloudX: so thats what happened? I though it was the MacDohs I ate ElCrazyWhiteBoy: It hid in the Mcdonalds ShadowedCloudX: I feel oddly relieved ShadowedCloudX: at least I know my body will be used for a grandiose purpose ElCrazyWhiteBoy: Aaaaaaand that is? lol ShadowedCloudX: human extinction silly ShadowedCloudX: what else do you think the armadillos want ShadowedCloudX: they want to rule the cosmos ElCrazyWhiteBoy: To steal our fast food ShadowedCloudX: my new parasitic friend just poked his head out of my stomach ShadowedCloudX: he sure is a cute little fellow ShadowedCloudX: he keeps asking for a Royale with cheese ShadowedCloudX: obviously he has either watch too much Pulp Fiction or is French Canadian ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I don't think you want to be the host of a french canadian ShadowedCloudX: I know, that would be a real downer, all the armadillo would do is smoke cigarettes and bitch about american polotics ElCrazyWhiteBoy: and eat crappy sauce on its food ShadowedCloudX: yeah, stupid sauce ShadowedCloudX: the armadillo wants me to refer to him as Kyldor the Destroyer, but I told him that he was much to cute for that and a better name would be Stoodgey the Flesh Eating Armadillo ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I think he wants the ring you carry around ElCrazyWhiteBoy: the one around your neck ShadowedCloudX: do you mean my penis ring! He can't have that! how would I pleasure the women of the world? ElCrazyWhiteBoy: That's why he wants it ElCrazyWhiteBoy: so that you can no longer reproduce ShadowedCloudX: ahhh...he was being an angry little armadillo so I put next to the train tracks to play ShadowedCloudX: he loves trying to dodge those trains ShadowedCloudX: uh-oh looks like the train got him...that'll leave a mark ElCrazyWhiteBoy: But, his shell is made of steel, I think ShadowedCloudX: yeah but so was the train, I guess Stoodgey got what he desrves...trying to destroy Heaven's Cloud's cloud ElCrazyWhiteBoy: I'm sure it planted its eggs in you ShadowedCloudX: probably, but it wouldn't be the first time a parasitic flesh eating mammal planted eggs in me...there was that incident with the Martian Koala Bears o few years back and we all know how that turned out ElCrazyWhiteBoy: they defeated you in bloody victory ShadowedCloudX: yeah it was awful, almost as bad as a gigantic chat of OB members ...headed to briefly chat on AIM with a ton of people nearly as odd as myself...

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