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Birthday
• 1980-06-16
Gender
• Male
Location
• Avoiding taxidermists
Member Since
• 2003-07-31
Occupation
• Hobo

Personal

Achievements
• Do you think a guy like me ever accomplishes anything?
Anime Fan Since
• Sci Fi network first played Akira in the nineties
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop
Goals
• I am not motivated enough for goals
Hobbies
• Attempting to avoid becoming motivated enough to set goals
Talents
• Don Juan, eat your heart out!

myOtaku.com: Heavens Cloud

Monday, November 17, 2003

Counting Candy

Well, I have been trying to decide what to write about today, my weekend was quite eventful. I halted a robbery, accidentally broke my friend’s fake Christmas tree, and almost slept with a thirty-four year old woman (an attractive 34 year old woman). But, instead, I decided I would talk about pez.

Perhaps the most marvelous invention of all time, the pez candy dispenser is a proud staple of Americana (even though I am not sure if it was invented in America). I have been inadvertently collecting pez dispensers for several years now. I say “inadvertently” because I have never bought a pez dispenser, nor did I ever intend to collect them. At one point in my life I think a conspiratorial group, most likely led by my mother (hi Mom!), decided that it would be a good idea that I start receiving these dispensers. Boy do I have a lot of them! Two-hundred and sixty eight to be exact, although one-hundred and thirty five of these are duplicates, which is a lot of pez. My collection has grown so large that my mom bought me an antique glass medical cabinet to display them in when I moved to Ohio.

Yes, I have a pez display case in my apartment. Yes, every time someone comes over I am forced to explain my massive collection of candy dispensers. No, my pez collection has never inspired a woman to make love to me. No, I don’t give the candy to soup kitchens.

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