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Birthday
• 1980-06-16
Gender
• Male
Location
• Avoiding taxidermists
Member Since
• 2003-07-31
Occupation
• Hobo

Personal

Achievements
• Do you think a guy like me ever accomplishes anything?
Anime Fan Since
• Sci Fi network first played Akira in the nineties
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop
Goals
• I am not motivated enough for goals
Hobbies
• Attempting to avoid becoming motivated enough to set goals
Talents
• Don Juan, eat your heart out!

myOtaku.com: Heavens Cloud

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

I am Gangsta!...well, not really

I am really angry at my parents (well, not both of them, just my mother) right now, so I think that instead of ranting on and on in an angry, insane, asinine manner I’ll post some Random Thoughts

1. I want to become a professional wrestler just so I can use my ultimate finishing move “the annoying finger”. “The annoying finger” is comprised of me pinning down my opponent’s shoulders and then repeatedly tapping them on the forehead with my index finger while chanting “You want me to stop, but I’m not gonna”. I have done this to friends and family many times and all of my victims have agreed that, although the move is not painful, it is painfully annoying.

2. I think that I could be a vegetarian if steak, chicken, and fish were considered vegetables.

3. I think I am going to sue the American Dental Association for allowing misrepresentation; wisdom teeth don’t make you wiser…they are just make o annoyed.

4. I only eat the crust from stuffed crust pizza; I send the rest to Ethiopia via USPS.

5. I don’t understand why people get mad at me when I make fun of Christopher Reeve. If he didn’t want me to make fun of him he shouldn’t have such an ironic disability.

6. I don’t understand why people find the show “Wild Boyz” funny. I tie fishing lines from my genitals and troll for tarpon all the time and no one video tapes me. Actually I’ve been repeatedly arrested for it under the cruelty to animals act.

7. I didn’t realize that you could still be excommunicated from the Catholic Church until I sprayed the pope with mace. Hey, Jeanie Boy, no means no!

8. My thoughts on prostitution follow George Carlin logic: “If selling is legal, and fucking is legal, how come selling fucking isn’t legal? How can it be illegal to sell something that you can give away for free?”

9. There really wasn’t a point to number eight, I just wanted to blatantly flaunt the word “fuck”.

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