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Birthday
• 1980-06-16
Gender
• Male
Location
• Avoiding taxidermists
Member Since
• 2003-07-31
Occupation
• Hobo

Personal

Achievements
• Do you think a guy like me ever accomplishes anything?
Anime Fan Since
• Sci Fi network first played Akira in the nineties
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop
Goals
• I am not motivated enough for goals
Hobbies
• Attempting to avoid becoming motivated enough to set goals
Talents
• Don Juan, eat your heart out!

myOtaku.com: Heavens Cloud

Monday, November 24, 2003

I Feel Just Ever So

Wooohooo! I just got a raise, I just got a raise! I am incredibly stoked (yes I wrote stoked, my wannabe surfer dialect is in full swing write now).

A few minutes ago my boss snuck up behind me while I was talking to a customer. In a very somber tone he asked me to see him in his office when I got a moment. I gulped nervously. I was pretty sure that, to quote the vernacular, “the jig was up” and they had discovered my internet indiscretions. Nope! They are still in the grey and I am $4000 a year richer (which still means I am poor, just $4000 poorer).

Anyway, to celebrate, I thought I would post some Random Thoughts

1. Imagine if the Blue fairy came and transformed my Lego dog into living Lego dog! Wouldn’t that be cool? If for some reason I wanted a cat one day, all I would have to do is rearrange a few pieces!

2. If Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis were to fight would the outcome truly matter? I don’t think so, although I do think it would be funny if Gary Coleman made Emmanuel Lewis his bitch…

3. I don’t recommend talking to police officers after you ate three helpings of psychedelic brownies…

4. Is there anything more glorious than a man with a mullet?

5. I’ll be damned if I am going to drive annoyingly slow when I am old! I will develop a lead foot and a half and play Evil Kneivel with my gigantic Buick. That’s right junior; that was me leaping that car carrier on I-40…

6. Hypothetically speaking, if you were a cannibal do you think people would taste like their ethnicity?

7. I wonder if people with WWJD stickers on their car ever ponder that question while having sex just so it will prolong the experience. I know I would…

8. Arnold Schwarzenegger has only been the governor of California for a short time, however, futuristic Robot and Alien attacks are already down a ten-fold

9. I am Batman

10. No really, I am. Just not the cool Batman from the Tim Burton movies or the Frank Miller comics. I am more of a cross between Adam West’s portrayal of Batman and the Batman featured on the Super Friends cartoon.

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