I have never been a fan of Mondays. They always come when they are expected, yet no one really wants them to arrive, sort of like a drunk uncle that shows up for dinner even though he was never invited.
This Monday seems worse than other Mondays. Maybe it is because it hasn’t passed yet or maybe it is because I am still recovering from a slight sugar coma induced after eating one to many miniature candy bars. Regardless, I am threateningly swearing at the clocks second hand as it slowly crawls its way across the face’s circumference.
Anyway, I celebrated Halloween on Saturday, because it was more convenient than celebrating on Sunday. It was a fun evening, and I made more than my fair share of merriment. Since it was warm I decided to dress up as Zeus. I wore a pair of sandals, a crown of leaves (unfortunately I had to substitute olives with oak), a toga (i.e. white bed sheet), and I wielded a plastic lightening bolt that I found in my cousins garage. I smote quite a few people with my mighty plastic lightening bolt.
One thing I really like about Halloween is how provocative (perhaps slut-ish is a better word) so many girls dress. They don’t just dress as a devil or a cat or a French maid, they dress as a slutty cat or a slutty devil or a…well I guess a French maid is already pretty slutty. I think this is a trend that should carry over to other Holidays. Nothing would be cooler than waking up Christmas morning to a pile of presents and a slutty French maid.
Anyway, I hope that everyone had a happy Halloween.
