I was hoping to write something silly or funny today but nothing silly or funny (or even slightly witty) popped into my head. So I went searching for news stories or celebrity faux pas to poke fun at but nothing really caught my eye. After that failed I looked through my guest book in hopes of stumbling upon some material. Once I began reading the entries, however, I realized that would be easier than shooting fish in a barrel.
Then it dawned on me, why bother rambling on incoherently for a few paragraphs when you can steal a quiz from someone else’s site! Obviously I modified it a bit.
1. Who do you want to be?
2. Are you cool enough to be my friend?
3. When we met was I drunk?
4. I know that you have a crush on me, but do you view me as a sexual icon??
5. Will our first kiss include a little tongue or a lot?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word or an abbreviation.
8. What was your third impression of me?
9. Do you still think that way about me now, or have you formed additional indecisive impressions?
10. What reminds you of me, besides pornography?
11. If you could give me anything, with the exception of a venereal disease, what would it be?
12. How well do you know me…or…What is my favorite color?
13. When's the last time you saw someone as beautiful as me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Have you already put this quiz in your journal, and are you jealous that you didn’t think of perverting it as I did?
16. What is you favorite Ashlee Simpson song?
17. Do you love me?
