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Wednesday, November 10, 2004
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Celeb Slander….I mean Libel
1. Nicky Hilton (the slightly less slutty of the two Hilton sisters) divorced her husband the other day after approximately four months of marriage. In other news, several states passed laws banning gay marriage in order to protect the so called “sanctity” of marriage between a man and a woman. I, for one, encourage these laws, after all, what is more sacred than those three months of marriage before you become tired of your spouse and decide to go elsewhere for your blow jobs?
2. Why Billy Bob Thorton’s friends kick ass
”I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and [have sex with] 15 people a week. I'm like, which is better? At least I was trying.”--Billy Bob
3. You have probably seen those Seed of Chucky movie premieres that end with Chucky driving a Brittney look-a-like over a cliff followed by a “Brittney Spears Does not Appear in This Movie”. For awhile I thought that was actually a selling point of this movie, I mean they guarantee Brittney isn’t in it! That automatically makes it better than any movie she has been in. It turns out that the directors were poking fun at the Brit-meister for snubbing them on a proposed movie role. Obviously Ms. Spears…I mean Mrs. Federline (although they may be divorced by the time I finish this article) is pissed, and we all know what that means….its Dance Off time.
4. Apparently Tommy Lee is attending college at Nebraska. Personally, I find it admirable that a forty year old has such a strong urge to educate him self in order to better provide for his family…wait a minute! Tommy Lee is filthy rich! I thought you were supposed to go to college in order to be better prepared for the work force; Tommy Lee doesn’t need to enter the work force. Perhaps he is taking classes that will teach him something new…what! He is taking drumming!
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