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Monday, November 22, 2004




Mimmi Exposed

Members of the Otaku community know Mimmi as a fun loving, innocent, Nutella loving girl, but is the innocence just a façade? Behind the girly colors and pictures of fluffy animals hides a sinister secret.

The first four years of Mimmi’s life were happy and carefree. She would spend the mornings baking buns with her mother and the afternoons frolicking through the Swedish country side with her sisters. A few weeks after her fourth birthday Mimmi’s mom took all her daughters to a fair. Mimmi was on the merry-go-round (riding a fluffy white sheep no doubt) when tragedy struck. Her mother and sister accidentally left the fair without her. Mimmi rode the merry-go-round until the sun went down and the fair’s lights went dark. She was all alone, or was she?

A mysterious man known only as Campbell noticed the distressed and abandoned child. He instantly realized that she would make the perfect secret operative for his secret government organization. Campbell adopted Mimmi and began to train her rigorously. By age six, Mimmi joined Campbell’s splinter call agency known as S.H.E.E.P.

The Swedish headquarters for the experimentation of extraterrestrial pants (S.H.E.E.P for short) was a covert organization created to gather intelligence on a race of alien shape shifters. In the late seventies a group of alien shape shifters known as the K’luff invaded the world disguised as pants. S.H.E.E.P was formed in order to determine whether or not these extraterrestrial pants presented a threat to the human race.

For eight years Mimmi worked side by side with Campbell, going on exciting adventures and meeting life forms from all around the galaxy. Two weeks after her fourteenth birthday, ten years after Campbell found her, Mimmi’s world was once again turned upside down. During a trip to a local mall Campbell saw a pair of pants that caught his eye. He went into the dressing room and never came out, the lower half of his body was horribly mangled by a pair of alien blue jeans.

Grief stricken Mimmi went back to S.H.E.E.P only to discover that the alien pants had infiltrated the highest levels of the Swedish government. S.H.E.E.P was shut down. Mimmi knew that it was up to her to quell the invasion, only she knew how dangerous the extraterrestrial pants were.

During the next few years Mimmi traveled the world, stealing pant and tearing them to shreds. On New Years Eve Mimmi struck a fatal blow against the aliens after stealing a too tight pair of coolates off of Oprah Winfrey and put them through a paper shredder. The coolates disguised the shape shifting alien queen, the only shape shifting alien that could give birth to other shape shifting aliens. Unable to reproduce the aliens population dwindled, Mimmi was an unknown hero.

Two years ago Mimmi went home, back to the family she lost when she was four. However whenever a sinister slack zips a menacing zipper, whenever a putrid pant buttons a malicious button, Mimmi will be there.




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