I like posting my random thoughts every now and again, but I thought I would make them a bit more interactive today. So here are some random questions.
1. What would you find more frightening, a giant half shark half elephant that tramples and eats everything in its path or a tribe of cannibal midgets that smell like garlic and worship goats?
2. Which group of people do you despise more, the French or the French Canadians? (please explain)
3. What is more important, oxygen or sea turtles? (please explain)
4. If you won $80,000,000 in the lottery how much money would you give to charity?
5. If you are a sucker and decided to give some of your hard won money away, what charities would you give it to?
6. Who is a bigger whore, Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton? (please explain)
7. How many times have you thought about having sex since you started answering these questions?
8. Do you find it pretty pathetic that some pharmacists have stopped selling birth control pills because it conflicts with their moral values?
9. If you didn’t answer the above question with a “yes” were you kicked in the head by a donkey at a young age or are you directly related to Jerry Falwell?
10. Would you rather get herpes or give someone herpes?
11. If you were a Super Hero what would your Super Hero name be and what powers would you have?
12. If you were a Super Villain what would your Super Villain name be and what powers would you have.
13. If you were a Super Prostitute what would your Prostitute name be and what venereal disease would you spread?
14. Do you agree that by taking the time to answer the previous questions you have wasted a portion of your life that you will never be able to recover?
15. How many times have you thought about having sex since I last asked you how many times you had thought about having sex?
