Today is shitty.
Mondays do tend to be pretty shitty days. They mark the beginning of my (and most other peoples) workweek as well as serve for a starting point for my “count to the weekend”. Being a fairly optimistic person (some see the glass as half full, some see it as half empty, I see it as “shut the fuck up and drink the rest of your goddamn drink”) I usually search for some good and unique aspect of every workday.
However, the enjoyable aspects of certain workdays are quickly crumbing. On Mondays I used to look forward to watching wrestling at night. However, wrestling has really, really sucked as of late (the best match I have seen in a long time was on Velocity between Akio and Paul London) so that kills Monday’s highlight.
On Tuesdays I used to look forward to going to the bookstore and drinking café mocha while reading all of their comics and magazines. I had to swear off the café mochas because they were beginning to get kind of expensive and the bookstore stopped selling comics so that kind of blows my Tuesdays jewel away.
Wednesdays are still cool, and every other Thursday I get paid, so they only suck every other week. Fridays are the last day of the work week so they are pretty awesome. So pretty much every Monday, Tuesday and every other Thursday sucks donkey balls.
On top of it being a shitty Monday it is -10 degrees outside and me little nook of Ohio received about two feet of snow last night. However, nothing in Ohio ever closes due to inclimate weather so I am at work and everyone is in a wonderful mood.
Driving to the gym early this morning was particularly fun because the roads were untouched by other vehicles. My little Saturn coupe was transformed into the ultimate bobsled. I think I spun all the way into my parking space. Fortunately by the time I left the gym the plows had all of the roads cleared.
Anyway, hope you guys have a merry fucking Monday.
