Here are some long over due Random Thoughts
1. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are going their separate ways, well not entirely. One of the terrible two some (who cares which?) decided it was time to move out of their shared Tri-Beca pad and get a place of her own. Fortunately, well I guess it is fortunate; they will still be in conjoined film roles. I guess they both realized that as a pair they are barely half as talented as a normal actor so, individually, they are pretty worthless.
2. I think that when President Bush is lost in thought he looks like a ferret trying to escape its cage.
3. Old news, Jen and Brad split up. I think that the split had very little to do with children and everything to do with an argument based on who spent more time in front of the mirror.
4. Why is America in debt? Well just look at Hawaii, a state that has allocated two million dollars to halt the spreading of the coqui frog. Obviously there is a good reason for spending that much money on killing a bunch of frogs, they must be poisonous or carriers of some sort of bacteria right? Wrong, the frogs’ only crime is their loud annoying croaking. Sorry Kermit, you are too loud at night, time to DIE!
5. For a moment I thought that Catholicism went crazy. A few days back a Spanish Bishop stated that condoms are useful for preventing the spread of AIDS. I mean that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Fortunately, wiser minds prevailed, and the Vatican reversed the statement. After all, if God didn’t want us to contract AIDS he would have given human kind some sort of protective wrap to go around our penises, or at least gave some guy the idea to invent such a product.
6. Harvard President Lawrence Summers had to apologize for a (possibly) sexist statement he made on his website. During his apology, Dr. Summers stated the following
“Despite reports to the contrary, I did not say, nor do I believe, that girls are intellectually less able than boys, or that women lack the ability to succeed at the highest levels of science”
He continued by muttering underneath his breath…”but we can still beat those stupid girls at kick ball….”
7. There is some speculation that old honest Abe Lincoln was a bit of a fruit. Personally, I am not buying it. Abe was way too shabby a dresser to be gay.
8. Did you know there is a Jerry Springer: the Opera? I really can’t write anything to make that anymore humorous than it already is.
