A Stolen Q&A
01. What is your favorite word?
Fortunately- whenever you use the word it means that something good happened, even if everything else is falling apart. It is a reassuring, hopeful word.
02. What is your least favorite word?
Unfortunately- obviously because it is the bastard inverse of my favorite word. It usually tends to signify that everything was going fine until…
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Family and Friends- as corny as it sounds my family and friends are my biggest influence. My parents and sister are definitely a huge motivational aspect of my life. I guess I was just blessed when it came to having a really awesome family.
04. What turns you off?
People that don’t comprehend sarcasm- I horribly sarcastic, but some people just don’t recognize sarcasm, they take offense to things that aren’t intended to offend.
05. What is your favorite curse word?
I wrote before that “fuck” is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is by far my favorite swear word, although “cock” is a fun word as well.
06. What sound or noise do you love?
I love the sound of thunderstorms.
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
People whispering, I always think that they are conspiring against me. Most of the time they are.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I’d love to be a filthy rich heir. That would be an ideal occupation.
09. What profession would you not like to attempt?
It would suck to work as a bank teller, distributing more money in a week than you make in a year. It would be depressing.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
”Dude, you are three months late, what in my name happened?”
