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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

Random Thoughts


1. I think Michael Jackson further incriminated himself at his arraignment the other day for when the prosecutor yelled “I object” Wacko Jacko loudly muttered “That’s what McCaulley said”…

2. Does anyone else thing that the judge should use the phrase “the court will break” instead of “the court will recess” during the Jackson trial. I mean there is no reason to overly excite the defendant.

3. Several Democrats have already dropped out of the election, so if you are one of those unfortunate souls that contributed to their campaigns I have only one phrase for you: Hahaha.

4. I was visiting a shrink the other day and he asked who I would be if I could be anyone in the world. I told him I would obviously be Michelle Branch. The shrink then asked if I had any trans-sexual desires. I told him no, I just thought it would be cool to stare at myself naked in the mirror for hours on end.

5. The recent mad-cow scare has caused sales of all beef hotdogs to plummet. I just find it ironic that anyone would think a hotdog is made of beef.

6. Have you ever had the desire to stab a person to death and then cut off their face and make a Halloween mask out of it? Neither have I.

7. I don’t think that Steve Irwin was trying to endanger his son when he dangled him of a hungry crocodile as he fed it a whole raw chicken. I just think that Irwin was trying to prove to the crocodile that everything tastes like chicken, even baby.

8. Two myO updates in as many days? Am I starting a new trend?

9. no.


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