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Wednesday, March 10, 2004



random thoughts



1. Do you think Martha Stewart prefers linen or cotton bed sheets during
prison gang rapes?

2. Does anyone find it hypocritical that parents admonish their children
for eating their own boogers yet allow them to order chicken mcnuggets
from MacDohs?

3. A woman was recently arrested for attempting to use a $1,000,000 bill
at Walmart. I know that if I had a valid $1,000,000 bill I would spend it
at Wal-Mart, because that is where all bonified millionaires shop.

4. I felt like I was too good of a person so I ate a dozen deviled eggs.
I am little disappointed though, I don't feel that much more evil than I
did before.I still felt bad when I kicked a baby and I helped the elderly
woman back to her feet after I shoved her down a flight of stairs. You
know what I think? I think deviled eggs aren't really demonic.

5. There isn't enough porn on the internet.

6. A pound of nails has to weigh more than a pound of feathers; nails are
made of metal after all.

7. I think it is pathetic that material possessions have become so
important as of late. It is a sad state of affairs when a man's self
worth is dictated by the size of his television screen. Personally, I
long for the good old days when a man was judged not by material
possessions, but by the size of his penis.

8. I don't trust seedless watermelons; there is something sinister about
them.

9. Ever since I learned that the gesture was originally intended to
communicate phallic prowess, I view the "thumbs up" gesture in a different
light.

10. Who do you think would win if the Michelin Tire Man had to fight the
Pillsbury Dough Boy to the death?



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