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Tuesday, September 30, 2003



Random Thoughts for the Day

1. Don’t tell your boss that you refer to the hours that he isn’t in the office as recess.

2. If you are going to moon a nun, at least make sure to wear clean underwear.

3. One out of three doctors suggests shooting heroin to relieve stress…I only polled three doctors and one was a dealer…

4. Drinking Mountain Dew doesn’t cause your penis to shrink, it causes your balls to swell…

5. Don’t whine about your weight problem while you are being transported between the first and second floor of an office building via elevator

6. Eat more chicken, but remember to continue slaughtering cows just to piss off the Chick-fil-a mascots

7. Watching the Real World is the number one cause of suicides in the US

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