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Friday, October 3, 2003



Random Thoughts: 10/3/03

1. Have ever wondered what would happen if you were to shoot the Pilsbury Dough Boy? Would he die or would he make that hi pitched laugh-ish whine-like noise as the bullet bounced of his doughy skin…

2. I think it would be ironic if the comedian Gallagher was beaten to death with a giant mallot.

3. People that get upset about jokes that depict West Virginian as ignorant, inbred morons have obviously never been to West Virginia

4. …and on the eighth day God made Twister but decided to sell it to Parker Brothers in a moment of desperation

5. Police officers will spray you with mace if you are running naked through a shopping mall, wearing a loop, holding an iron, and screaming “but I own Boardwalk!”

6. While huffing industrial markers may give you a buzz, huffing bic pens will only give you a migrane

7. Norm MacDonald said it best “…the worst job ever…crack whore!”

8. Cheeze Whiz is not as appropriate substitute for vegetables…

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