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Monday, April 26, 2004

Per Request, Random Thoughts


1. Recently there has been quite a bit of foreign press stating that America is an imperialistic empire in denial. Personally, I think the United States is handling this press the wrong way. Instead of vehemently denying these allegations the US should embrace it and start taxing the hell out of these SOBs.

2. Billy Joel was in his third car accident in two years recently after he slammed into a house. If you were Billy Joel what would you tell your friends about that accident? “Dude, the house came out of nowhere. One second the road was empty, I blinked, and all of a sudden I was in someone’s living room.”

3. I can believe that it isn’t butter, what I cannot believe is that Fabio makes more money than I do. Stupid long, luxurious hair…

4. Saturday was an incredibly spectacular day. The sky was blue, the cherry blossoms are in bloom, and the wind was soft and warm. I sat outside on my front porch for three or four hours and played my guitar. At some point a couple walking along the sidewalk stopped and listened for a moment. Then the husband (or who I assume was the husband) said, “You play the guitar, huh?” Obviously I do…

5. I have noticed that quite a few people name their canine companions “Butch” or “Killer” despite their pooch’s pathetic size and lovable demeanor. I have decided to do the inverse. I am going to by a massive hulk of a dog that is incredibly ill tempered and name it “Sweetie Pie”.

6. Keith Richards is still alive proving indefinitely that some STD’s actually prolong life.

7. Yyyeeeahhhhaaahhh!

8. Sorry, that was my pathetic attempt at impersonating Little John.

9. I realized the other day that I hate white people. The cracker-ass devils have been oppressing minorities for far too long. Obviously this new found hatred makes it very difficult to look at myself in the mirror.

10. Break it down! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Stop! Hammer Time. No, MC Hammer (or Hammer as he is called now) still has not made a comeback but my parachute pants and I are waiting in nervous anticipation.



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