Just call me Samurai Arrrghh!
My friend once asked me if I would rather be a pirate or a ninja. I thought about this question of questions for about two seconds when I came to a decision.
“Dude, I want to be a pirate ninja.”
“You can’t be a pirate ninja.”
“Why not?”
“Because it wasn’t an option. I said ‘what would you rather be, a pirate or a ninja’ not “a pirate or a ninja or a pirate ninja’”.
“Alright, well what would you pick?”
“Hmmm well on one hand nin….”
Before he could finish I whipped out my katana and sliced him in two. Then I went to his apartment ravaged his girlfriend, plundered his wallet, and disappeared in a mysterious puff of smoke. Because that is what mother fucking pirate ninjas do.
