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Tuesday, October 14, 2003


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I am writing this post on a laptop I managed to salvage from my uncle. It is an outdated model, but I think that it was probably outdated when it was made. The screen is absolutely horrible, and I can barely read a thing that I have written, yet I am still thankful to have something to write with at home besides the old fashioned pencil and paper.

Anyway, here are my Random Thoughts for whatever day I end up posting this....

1. Have you ever wondered what life would be like if people had three arms instead of two? I haven’t.

2. You might as well do drugs, there is no way that you are not going to be a hypocritical parent.

3. I don’t think that enough professional wrestlers have won Oscars, actually I don’t think that any wrestles have ever one an Oscar. Conspiracy...I think so...

4. If you smoke a cigarette you are supporting terrorism, you probably have herpes, and you could spontaneously combust at any moment.

5. For the love of god, why won’t Texas secede from the Union?

6. I don’t think that all Australian men are like Steve Irwin, just the cool ones.

7. When at a crematorium, try and not confuse the ash tray with a tray of ashes...



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