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Tuesday, March 20, 2007


story opening
in 2203 japan the era of samurai and ninja had never ended and they were still very much in exsistance. guns had long since been abandoned and pure hand to hand combat was brought back into the world along with honor(the way it should be).japan was ruled by a mix of ninja clans and the neo shogunate.tokyo and its surrounding cities were in the grips of a power struggle with each other ronin were the main means of getting a foothold in a city,plus being broke sucks as the story your bout to witness proves.

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Monday, March 19, 2007


   YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
MY DAMN STORY IS SO BADASS ITS SCARY ITS FULL OF SAMURAI HOT NINJA CHICKS VIOLENCE AND CRUDE HUMOR! WELL SO FAR RANMARU(ME) GOT INTO THIS HUGE DESTURCTIVE FIGHT WITH ASUNA (CANT ESCAPE)CAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS RAPEING MONOKA (PURIFYING GODDESS)HE WAS ACCUALLY PULLING THE KUNAI OUT HER BACK FROM WHEN THEY ESCAPED FROM KANTEMARU'S CASTLE HIS NINJA ASSASIN LEE PEGGED MONOKAS ARM WITH 4 KUNAI STOPPING HER FROM DRAWING HER BOW(SHE A BADASS ARCHER)ILL POST THE WHOLE STORY WHEN IM DONE SUGGEST SHIT AND ILL TRY TO FIT IT IN
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Sunday, March 18, 2007


   yo
hey im over her betrayle im back in buisness i beat gears of war last night holy shit that games bad ass i mean i want a machine gun with a chainsaw on the end!im gonna see if that can be new military gear if it goes through i might not leave
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Thursday, March 15, 2007


   reality sucks
well somethin just keeps findin ways to ruin my days the friend who held the highest place in my heart just totally shot me down to mere aquaintance i may have been gone for a time but i kept in touch alot but i guess it doesnt matter how much your in touch if your not physically there...it just sucks i thought she was still my closest friend all this time but it looks like i was cast aside as soon as i left.it takes alot to hurt me ive only been hurt 3 times when my parents split my friend died and now. remind me to never get attached to anyone again.this must be what heartbreak feels like...it sucks like hell i almost wanna cry but i forgot how when i was a little kid guess this is what i get for letting someone in huh?
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Saturday, March 3, 2007


   just so ya know
when i take over the world all women will be required to wear sexy mini skirts at all times except winter if you dont you will be punished by having a chicken beat you up
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Thursday, February 22, 2007


   story
hey ladies im writing another story if you want a character you made up in it pm me their info and ill add you in without a crappy role
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007


   yall
hey i know i flirt with ya'll shamelessly but in reality im glad im friends with all of you and im surprised you can deal with my twisted sense of humor and for that im thankful i have you guys even though i dont know you in person save for katsujin.
now dont expect me to say this again im evil and have a reputation to uphold if i find you were spreadin my niceness around ill eat your face literally......

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007


   happy valentines day hunnies
hey hunnies happy lovin day! ill be all your valentines at the same time i love all of you some more then others they know who they are so much love hunnies.
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Sunday, February 11, 2007


   im rich!!
ok no im not but im rich enough that i bought my 360 for 450 no taxes causeim in the military and we dont pay taxes like you civilians do.hahahahahaha!!ill be in japan not ppaying taxes soon too you'll all be like "ohhhhh i wanna go with him not only cause hes smokin hot but hes goin to tokyo the anime gane electronics/gundam capital of the world!" hahahahahaha too bad ill take you only if your sing particle man upside down in a bikini in the snow with bunny slippers on and then you have to do the mc hammer dance.try and beat that!
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Saturday, February 3, 2007


   this is when cartoons were funny

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