Monday, May 16, 2005

Haha
Yes it is me the wonderful and fabulous Grandma Smurf live from your toilet. I am on Hellsing's site again I got her a new avi and updated her intro. Yes I know I am super cool. So all you peeps be good now.
-Grandma Smurf
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

GUESS WHO
Guess who yep it's Grandma Smurf aka kagomeinuyashasit, right now HellsingKikAzzFan is in Cancun and has no idea I got in here. I'll give it to her though getting that password is tricky but I'll change that. Anyway snugens!
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Monday, March 28, 2005

dun dun dun ! howdy for crack monkey and i !
hey there fellow phychopaths ! i saw a kick ass movie! ITS ABOUT NAZI! yep yep yep! its called american history X its awesome! on another note my mom is getting severly pissed at how i dress. its cause i keep wearing black and gray shirts but its much more comfy than the crap girls have to wear! guys are so lucky they dont have to wear dresses only eddie izzard can understand me cause i dont know many other transy that are that cool ! but anywho SHELBY YOUR REAL BROTHER IS RYAN COME HOME SO OUR SHIT HOLE WILL GET BETTER! o and in two weeks its off to cancun filled with scuba diving parasailing and whatever else is completely dangerous! well got to go i have to go to school tomorrow and i have practice but if i want i can get out of that one real fast! then i have to stay after for satan HER self mrs. hooper our math teahcer!
man i suck at math oh well
shnugans !
jenny
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Friday, March 25, 2005

   CRS is very very very bad ! and i have it !
OK LETS SEE I FIRST WOULD LIKE TO SAY IM SORRY FOR THAT LAST COMMENT POST THING.... I DONT EVEN REMEMBER PUTTING IT ON THERE. IM SERIOUS I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING I ATE DINNER LAST NITE AND WALKED INTO MY ROOM RITE AFTER AND COULDNT REMEMBER WHAT I HAD OR IF I HAD DINNER. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. SECONDLY I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE AN AWARD TO SHELBY WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED THE GREENDAY CD COLLECTION. PLEASE PAUSE FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE...................................................................................................... OK NOW THAT THAT`S DOWN I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT MY SKOOL IS SCREWED UP THE WAZU BECAUSE SHELBY HAD TO MOVE THE PLACE HAS GONE TO HELL! A GIRL YESTERDAY TRIED TO COMMIT SUICDE BY HANGING HER SELF . LUCKLY SOME ONE FOUND HER BEFORE IT HAPPENED. PERSONALLY I THINK PEOPLE WHO WANT TO COMMIT SUICDE ARE WEK IN THE MIND BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE ABOVE THESE PEOPLE THAT MAKE FUN OF THEM AND SHOW IT DOESNT BOTHER YOU PEOPLE WHO TELL ME THEY`RE GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES I LOOSE ALL RESPECT FOR THEM . I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I WAS MADE FUN OF A LOT BUT I SAID FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU ONLY I CAN SAY WHAT IM WORTH. BUT THING THAT SHOCKED ME THE MOST IS THAT THIS GIRL WAS NICE FUNNY AND WELL LIKED AMONG THE 8TH GRADE STUDENTS AND WHAT COULD EVER MAKE HER WANT TO WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH HER HEAD I JUST DONT GET IT AND I DONT THINK THAT I EVER WILL MAYBE ONE DAY I WANT FEEL SO HARSHLY ABOUT IT. WELL ON A HAPPIER NOTE SHELBY IS ALIVE BUT BEING TORTURED BY HER SIBLINGS WHO ARE GOING CRAZY AND ATTACKING! THE END
LATER!
JENNY
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
good songs thats what ever the moon tal kchicken buy the cow milk and frogsd pink hippos long try heart heAVLY TIME BORED RANDOM extasy llalalalalalalala!


o k thats all for today im really hyped n sugar be back in a minute
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Sunday, March 6, 2005

   bored has kicked and and i cant sleep
hey there how r u? i great thanks for asking! imk really bored and have to go to school tomorrow and thats bad because its school and i hate the majority of the people there! but hey alannah at school im known as the mute! because i dont talk! hahahahahahaha me mute its sad but true i just sit there i talk to like 7 people if at all ! i tired hungry and bored and i have insomnia weeeeeeeee! does anyone have any ideas as what to do ? and trust me the dumber the better for me! muahahahahahahahaha! *cough cough cough* it sux i asked my dad if i could get my hair cut shorter he goes it will look ugly but its your hair then i ask if i can get my ears pierced again he goes no ! why its my earsits not like i want extreme body peirceings *yet* no later when im 18 or19 i want my eyebrow peirced but thats beside the point the point is i should be allowed to do some thing i want its not like im a freaky person i wear bright clothes have friends and dont slit my wrist its not rocket science here. then i asked if i could stay home alone on aschool day because my bro and parents want to go take ryan for orientations for college i have all A`s havent missed any school except for the ocassionally doctor oppt. he was all like i dont know i have to think about leaving you all alone for 8 hours a 14 year old goin on 15 at home in brod daylight during a week day with a hundred pound dog. i might get kiddnapped! fuckshitassbastardbithgoddamitholemotherofgod!
well tell me do you agree with my dad or me?
should i do what i want or do what im told?
well got to run talk to you later!
shnugans
jenny
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Friday, February 25, 2005

   i have the shitty est luck ever this week... o well
ok this is how my week suck i burnt my self on my dads harley so i have this huge nastey burn on my leg! i told my parents i fell . next thursday i went to the doctor and i found out i fractured my hip! fun fun it sucks no sports till its better and i miss hurdles i cant even run. then today i cut my hand open on a metal wire and i was subjected to listen to hilary duff music in tech class it was horrible it drove me insane. not to mention the J R O T C came and scared the crap out of me its like the army for high school kids. but its the weekend and i will not let my hyperness with chocolate and bordom be brought down ! thank you very much now if you will excuse me theres a sinkin ship and im drivin!
oh by the way the word for next week is ohber pronoced like booger .
shnugans!
jenn
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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

   smurfs have abuducted my fish and probed them! HAHAHAHAHAHA
HEY EVERYONE !
HOW GOES IT ? NOTHIN HERE I FOUND OUT THAT BEING HYPER ( I HAD CHOCOLATE LEAVE ME) AND HAVEING ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO DOES NOT WORK OUT WELL. ALSO THAT I HATE MY MATH TEACHER BECAUSE SHES A WITCH AND IS EVIL. I SWEAR SHE CHEWS ON THIS BLUE PEN EVERYDAY ANDI SWEAR IF SHE RAGS ON ME ONE MORE TIME I`LL CRAM IT UP HER A... WELL LETS JUST SAY IN THE SOUTHERN TERM "WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE. BUT YEAH" THE OTHER DAY I SAW THE MOVIE "SAW" IT WAS GREAT I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF I WILL PUT IT THIS WAY HAD A BETTER ENDING THAN WHITE NOISE AND WAS BETTER THAN "THE RING" AND "GRUDGE". WELL LALALALA DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO WORD THAT RYHMES WITH ORANGE! O AND YEAH MY DAD IS GETTING THE HARLEY FINALLY! HE SAID IF I RAISE A BIT OF MONEY I CAN GET ONE TOO . NOT THE LITTLE ONES THAT ARE THE SIZE FOR A 4 YEAR OLD THERE SMALLER ONES AND BEST OF ALL REQUIRE NO LICENSE SOO YEAH! WE JUST NEED TO GET IT PAST MY MOM..... THAT WILL NEED PLANNING *SHOOTS OUT SHELBY SUPERHERO SIGNAL* BUT YEAH WHAT ELSE *THINKS HARD * I HATE CROSS COUNTRY BUT ON MY LAST RACE WAS A MILE AND A HALF OUT OF ABOUT 45-50 GIRLS ON "A" TEAM I CAME IN 28TH. AND TOP TWENTY FIVE GET A RIBBON IT MADE ME SOO MAD O WELL. I HAVE ANOTHER ONE FRIDAY DANG IT!
WELL IM HUNGRY AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID. I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING THAT STUPID IN AWHILE LAST TIME WAS WHEN I RODE A COOKING PAN DOWN THE ROOF! IT WAS AWESOME WELL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER!
SHNUGANS!
JENN
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

   what in gods name!
what the hell the other day we had to run for cross country practice we ran bout a little over a mile and a half . it took me 13:07 m/s . troday we rann a mile and a 1/4 i came in at 8:59. DAM IT ! coach told us what team we were on and a team has to run a mile and a half. i had made A team . it was like wtf? i cant run worth shit and they want me on A team are they nuts so yeah . well at least i get done first and i get taco bell . but i was running today and i like pasted all the fast people i was like! what the fuck did i have for lunch but of coarse CRS prevented me from remembering till after school soo . the meets tomorrow i better be motivated or im screwed. GUESS WHAT ? ryan garner, yes my brother was excepted to texas tech . so yeas people pigs fly and mircles do happen . well i guess theres not much else to say but this

GREENDAY IS ON TOUR WITH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THIS SPRING!

this is to my punk rocker friends (coughalannahcoughshelbycough) but yes well i got to take sid to dog training lessons!
shnugans!

jenn
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005

this bites!
nooooooo! why do we have to suffer by going to school to be hasled by ugly ragged breathed teachers and hell i dont want to learn porportions . what good will that do and besides my friends dont even go to the same school ! nothin there . vollyball season is over and cross country practice is a pain god why cant they give us stuff we will need in the future like the classes how to suck up ti your boss or 25 ways to fool the insurance company! yeah thats what i want to learn not some crap that i will most unlikely be useing in the futrue come on there is only one thing at school that i really enjoy is ......ART! yes my favorite class of all time is art its so fun and i got my nickname there! sydney bristow and for those who dont know who that is ... its jennifer garners character on alias and if you hadnt noticed my name is jennifer garner soo yeah aparently my teacher likes that show so now i respond to sydney and jenn or jenny or jennifer personaly you could call me shit head but i dont recomend it! well got to run bro wants to play world of war craft!
shnugans snuchie buchie!

jenny

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