Sunday, January 2, 2005

funny words!
funny words are the following:

tipsy fart smurf
turd fire belly button
strudle bananna twitch
mcnugget honk a potis toes
crack skid mark butter

well thats all for today!

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   test of jennifer garner no. 1 (and no not the actress! me)
ok i decided to have a quiz to see how much you know about me to see if i need to keep an eye on any of you! good luck losers! kiddin!

1. whats my brothers name?
2. whats my favorite type of movie?
3. whats the name of my dogs?
4.my favorite tv show?
5. favorite band?
6. favorite food ?
7. where am i from?
8. who is my favorite singer/gutairist?
9. whats my fiance` name?
10. whats my favorite song?

now that should be easy for shelby and alannah but to the rest of you good luck!
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   bored ! bored ! bored ! bored a little more
like OMG theres like nothing to do i cant even get a maicure and my lexus is in the shop! like gosh doesnt anyone care...... HAHAHAHA scared you didnt i? no i definently kiddin but hell there isnt anything to do im bored as fuck . lalalala does anyone have any ideas that are fun ? i mean we already messed up the elementry school ! hey it was fun and that and the fact i hate little kids which yamiyasha and kagomeinuyasha should already know. but yeah it sux. dam i cant even play streetapalooza! its this game where you steal street signs or for sale signs anything really and each type depending on what it says you get points. most points win you have to do it yearly. and please dont ask where i got this game from because thats in my classified information station so yeah. but i cant play it because i dont have enough volenteers. god SOME of my friends are such wussies that or im a extremely advetureous person but hey i cant help it ! well if anyone has any ideas please tell me! well got to run later!
shnugans snuchie buchies!

jenn

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Saturday, December 18, 2004

LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE HERE COMES THE COOKIE !
howdy yall!
hey im from texas what do you expect ..... ok shelby im from chicago but thats besides the point the point is is look at myicon it kicks ass i mean look its greenday the worlds greatest band ever ! and its all thanks to shelby she did it for me since im computerly challanged soo yeah. now if i could only get my pics to come up instead of a box with an X in it o well . soo yeah o by the way i have successfully got rid of creepy stalker guy . my friend from school has helped me with it but i have to give props to shelby because she had some good ideas i just not prefered to go to jail for them and i wouldnt want uncle tony to get caught ethier . one of her best ideas was to call as a coach from school and tell his parents we found a bag of pot in his locker. i could of done it but i didnt know if they have caller id soo o well i guess i will be back as soon as my smurfs are out of the oven!
shnugans!
jenn
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Friday, December 17, 2004

   DRIVING GAMES!!!!
HOWDY!
yesterday i was with my friend and her and her brother randy came to pick me up. well we were driving back to her house when we see this group of kids in like first grade and my friend looks at randy (her bro) and he rolls down the window and screams "SANTA`S DEAD" then we see this kid that is in the same grade as me and randy says hey you give me your bike ! dont look at me like that give me the bike! later randy said he was going to tell him to get a hair cut but he didnt have enough time. today i found out that my bro and his friend jerred were at sonic and ryan told jarred to as the waiter for her number and jerred did but she turned him down so ryan said why you being so picky he wasnt! i laughed my ass off i swear. hey i need help this guy i know thinks were goin out and i said know but he wouldnt leave me alone and now he keeps calling me and i want him to stop but not be mean what should i do i dont want him to call me because he is annoying. that and since he thinks were goin out should i like pretend break up with him! i just want him to leave me alone! please help if anyone has anyway to make him stop or get rid of him please comment a.s.a.p.! my bro told me there is this hotline called the reject hotline and it says like if you have recieved this number you have been rejected maybe its because your a creepy stalker kind of person. maybe its because your just ugly. but the best part is at the end of the message its like hey at least no one is laughing at you. and in the background you hear people laughing hysterically! well please help if you can about this stalker guy !
later!
shnugans!
jenn
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

THIS IS MY THIRD POST TONITE I THINK TO MUCH SUGAR!!!!
O KNOW SHELBY I FEEL THE THE HYSTARICAL WOODY THE WOOD PECKER LAUGH nnnnnnnoooooooooo ! but ooo im soo hyped up i swear that chocolate hit my brain like acid ! sean poor poor sean! oh i got these lyrics and i had to post them the freakin great by my favorite band in the whole world GREENDAY!!! this goes to wish alannah and shelby a very merry christmas from me + crack monkey!

"King For A Day"

Started at the age of 4.
My mother went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only.

King for a day, princess by dawn.
King for a day in a leather thong.
King for a day, princess by dawn.
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me.

My daddy threw me in therapy.
He thinks I'm not a real man.
Who put the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock it until you tried it

that is for shelby and this is for alannah cause it reminded me of you

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
But it's just a myth!

merry christmas everybody "tiny tim style" god bless us everyone!
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sailor firestar is still the bomb !
howdy people of my myotaku i just want to say that sailor firestar is still the bomb ! i mean she uses the koolest lyrics from the best songs ever and ha s an awesomely kick ass site (is that even a word) but anyway i give her an the best site award ! kagomeinuyashasit gets best page for pics site award and yamiyasha4ever gets best insults page award!
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   I QUEEN OF DORKS ,CRS, AND RANDOMNESS.......
howdy !
i had to do my school play and yeah we thought that maybe 2 or 3 classes would show but no turnsa out my like 19 classes show so pretty much the whole school and it was crazy i had to be a nerd (which for some of you might know isnt hard for me) but i had to be a BIG nerd yes with my glasses and retanier (i cant spell)i also had to wear my hair in pig tails and soo for the rest of the day people i didnt know would repeat my lines and tell me how good i was when i dont know them and it was soo weird but now im a star !!!! NOT! o o i ran my head into a locker and fell on this little kid i started to laugh and they started to cry soo i backed away slowly and then made a run for it ! little kids annoy me i want to shoot most of them because there are just so spoiled . have you noticed i mean they get what ever they want whenever they want i want to smack them and there parents upside the head !
o well but yeah soo what has been up with all of you guys? nothin here. better go!
laters!
shnugans!
jenn
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Monday, December 13, 2004

shelby poo! hahahaha
hey shelby i was wondering your adress ok? so i can send your christmas present .yeah soo how goes it have you seen fifth element ? if so remember ruby rogers bizzzzz newayz just call me as soon as possible!

soo peoples of myotaku how goes it ?nothin here bored as ever but o well semester exams and then its no school for two weeks thank god! this nurses can kiss my ass!HAHAHAHA slc punk rules heroine bob! but yeah so hey im taken a survey and comment it if you voted yes but ask every one ! in a prsidental election would you vote billie joe armstrong OR kerry? tell me your answer and y. or give me another canidate for the election. okie dokie hey i might have rabies cause my friend bite me and it started to bleed and yeah it is all swollen and crap but yeah. IM BORED AS HELL HOW BOUT YOU MOFOS? im goin to take a nap! hey havent you ever wonder when you were little you hated naps but as you get older you love them i dont get it o well im a dork who has crs and forgets that she has crs! i have to be the biggest retard ever .....fine by me. o it was so cool me and my friend played secret agent in this big hick ass store out in mieralwells and then we got thrown out for it ! it was soo kool! well better go and remember to tell me your vote!
shnugans!
jenny
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Sunday, November 28, 2004

I VOTED BILLIE JOE!
howdy,
waz up ? nothin here !well anyway lets all get happy for a moment because shelby final got here computer fixed *gulf clap* n-e-ways happy holidays form crack monkey and i . i have a question to some! ok my bro is sick with a high fever and swollen throat stuffed up nose the works. n e way i cooked him some lunch cause he was hungry and had the cordination of roadkilled possum. would you take care of your sibling if the were sick? because my dad came home and yelled at me for feeding my bro some lunch he asked me if i was goin to wipe his ass for him too. this pissed me off so bad almost to the point of tears. ALMOST shelby so wipe that smile off your face. i dont cry. well u know what the next time he is complaining of his back i wont care. he cant even get off his fuckin ass to answer the phone or he cant turn on the fucking tv without the remote . well you know what im had enough of his pretences ass remarks he has justed pushed me into the full rebellion stage . im officially pissed beyond reason. yyyyyyeeeeessss that feels better ! at leasty he will be gone for a week to england i cant stand it that and the fact my family thinks im goin goth because i wear eyeliner punk yes goth no so parental units SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS!!>_< shelby when ryan goes off to college i will have lost all sanite so help! you can tell how pissed i am ! well everyone got to run by the way

I VOTED BILLIE JOE FOR PRESIDENT!
LATER
JENNY
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