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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

   the story of crack monkey who is he and where did he come from
O.K.
anyways crack monkey was born in the amazon rain forest on october 16, 1989,. his parents were on a trip from chicago while they were in their tents shortly after he was born he was kidnapped by a herd of penguins that flew him deeper into the forest. the penguins ended up getting drunk off of berries(which is really possible if the berries are too ripe) they left him in a tree where a family of gorillas adopted him. the family was uncle tony, pap`e, ma ma, big sis` and brother sunny.(godfather style)one day the gorillas got a hold of crack from big T *cough cough*and they gave it to crack monkey where he became addicted thus the name his real name i don`t think he wants me to tell so sorry. on april 7, 2002 , a group of scientist saw crack monkey and was so fasinated that they took him back to america so they could win the noble prize. with so much publisity and photos this he doesn`t like cameras so we can only draw what he looks like. anyways he had had enough and broke out of his cell where they kept him but was later picked up by the cops they did want to hold crack monkey because he was so F`ed up so they to him to rehab where i met him...AND NO YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHY I WAS IN REHAB NNNNOOOOOOOO!well he came back to my house and has lived with me ever since he first slept in a shoe box under my bed then in the closet for more space but SHELBY ruined that for him no he lives in my sock drawer! got 2 go! l8trs

jenny
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