Wednesday, September 8, 2004

   alright, everyone and anyone who likes FFVII will liike this story!!! it is one of my favorite FFVII fanfics i've read, enjoy ^_^

This story stars EVERYONE, that being Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret,
Yuffie, Cait Sith, Red 13, Vincent, and Cid. Um ,and Sepiroth.
(drools) Well, okay. I think that's everyone then. Oh, and I refer to
*Aeris as *Aerith, because I've heard rumors that her name was
mistranslated, plus Aerith really does sound cooler. So Yay! Enjoy!

Oh, and I don't own any of these characters blah blah blah.

The group, Avalanche, trudges up a mountainside in silence. Cloud and
Cid walked side by side, looking pissed. Tifa walked along side Barret
and Yuffie, who was having a fit of giggles. Aerith followed closely
behind them, with a pleasant, dazed look upon her face. Vincent strode
along in the back with Cait Sith and Red 13 at either side.

They had just left Nibleheim hours early.

(Hours Earlier, in the Shinra Mansion)

Yuffie: Cloud, have you ever kissed a girl? (All stare at her, then
turn their eyes to Cloud.)

Cloud: Why do you want to know that?

Tifa: Yeah, really Yuffie. We're on a mission.

Yuffie: I'm just curious. (pause) Have you ever kissed Tifa? (Tifa and
Cloud blush)

Aerith: Ooohh, I think we have lovebirds in the group.

Cait Sith: Yeah, we'll have to watch them, make sure they behave!
(Tifa stops blushing.)

Tifa: I've never kissed Cloud.

Barret: Aren't we supposed to be doing something important?

Red 13: Yeah, like saving the world?

Aerith: That can wait just a bit. Now I'm curious.

Yuffie: Have you ever kissed anyone?

Cloud: Yes! A couple of weeks ago, okay? Now let's get back to what's
important.

Vincent: Yeah, we really should - (he pauses and looks at Cloud) wait
a minute, that's when we were at the Golden Saucer, right? (Sweat drop
appears over Cloud's head)

Cloud: Yeah, so? (All look at him)

Vincent: Who did you kiss then? (He looks to the girls)

Tifa: I was with Barret and Vincent.

Yuffie: I was with Red 13.

Aerith: We hung out for a bit, but then I left and was with Cait Sith.
And nothing happened. (All eyes shift to Cid.)

Cid: Hey, I was drunk. All I remember was flirting with this real
pretty blonde girl. (Cloud takes a step back.) Yeah, I made out with
her, but not Cloud. You sickos.

Cloud: Oh God, I was drunk too. I swear I thought I was with Tifa.
(All eyes open wide.) Well, she was really strong! She even picked -

Cid: You up and laid you on a bed? (Cloud and Cid look at each other
in horror.)

Cloud and Cid: Oh God, what've we done?! (They turn and vomit.)

Tifa: Well, um, this is awkward. (Yuffie starts to giggle.)

Barret: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear any of that just now.

Yuffie: Hee hee hee! Cid and Cloud, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G!

Cait Sith: Well, they were intoxicated. They didn't know any better.

Vincent: Okay, let's just go, now.

All leave the Mansion and head towards the mountains, with Yuffie
giggling.

(Flash forward - somewhere on the mountains.)

Sephiroth: (Drops Jenova down.) God, you're heavy! What the hell was I
thinking, bringing you?

He sits on a rock and looks around.

Sephiroth: Man, I'm bored. This bad guy shit sucks. I need something
to kill some time.
Sephiroth starts to tap his fingers on his knee. He looks at his
surroundings again, eyeing ever detail carefully. When he has decided
that he is alone, (exception to Jenova,) he closes his eyes and
tilting his head back, he begins to hum a tune. Sephiroth's foot
starts to tap now.

Sephiroth: Hm, hm, hmm. (He stands up and stretches, looks around
again.) You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both together.
Da da da, hmm, la la. (His voice is high pitched for this part, and
this part only!) I said doctor! Hey! Doctor!

He turned to Jenova, and started to dance.

Sephiroth: (Pointing at her, err, it, or whatever.) You put the lime
in the coconut and drink them both together, put the lime in the
coconut, then you'll feel better!

(Elsewhere, in the mountains.)

Yuffie: Why does Sephiroth have to go the hard ways?

Cait Sith: Do you think you could shut your trap for a second?!

Yuffie: Why you little!

She grabs Cait Sith be the neck and starts to shake him, with the Mog
holding tightly to his feet.

Cait Sith: Help! Cough, gulh, ack, Oh God help me!

Cloud rushes over and saves him from Yuffie.

Cloud: Will you two stop arguing! You've already caused enough
trouble. (Eyes Yuffie.)

Aerith: (Gasping.) Do you hear that?! (Everyone looks at her.)

Red 13: What is it?

Tifa: Can you hear the Ancients?

Aerith: Yes! They're calling! (She drops to the ground.)

Cloud: What are they saying?

Aerith: We have to put something in a, in a, coco bean? No wait,
something for a doctor?

Aerith stands up, looking puzzled. All eyes are on her as she takes a
few steps and stops. She turns to a hill and rushes towards.
Aerith: The Ancients are this way, come on!

Everyone rushes up the hill, Aerith in their lead. They all abruptly
stop at the top, and their jaws drop. Sephiroth is waving his arms in
an odd fashion. He has gone back to his high-pitched singing; his back
is to the group.

Sephiroth: I said yeah ah ah! Is there nothing I can take? I said
doctor, to relieve this bellyache? Oh whoa ah ho! Hey! (He spins
around.) You put the. (His eyes fall on the group before him, he loses
the high pitch.) Lime, in the coco, nut.

Sephiroth's arms fall to his sides as a neon sign flashes AWKWARD
above his head.

Sephiroth: Oh fuck.

He slowly backs towards Jenova, and picks the thing up over his
shoulder. Sephiroth stares at the group, edging his way out of sight.
When he is gone, Cloud looks to the ground.

Cloud: This really isn't my day.

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Tuesday, September 7, 2004

   konnichi wa!
hello people, i hope you like my improved site ^_^ i love sephiroth soooo much!! anyway, today i went to cartoonfield again and i bought the third inuyasha movie, and it is the best one yet! if you haven't seen it yet, you have to, it even has sesshomaru's dad in it, and he looks so cool!

i also got while i was there, the second volume to Hellsing and volume 1,2,3 and 4 of rurouni kenshin. it's really cool, i've only read the first volume, and i know already it was well worth my money! ^_~ oh yeah, manga is the coolest! well i'll be going now, my mom is pressuring me to get off the internet...

~oyasuminasai~
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Monday, September 6, 2004

   yeah, this one is about the turks




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this is funny!

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   okay, does anyone know who the blond is? he's wearing the same clothes as sephiroth, just different colored

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Sunday, September 5, 2004

   hey people, this here is a list that a friend of mine let mr put on my site, so i give all the credit to her, MrsTaraYuyMaxwell


Nine Things I Hate About Everyone!
1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my wrist is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toliet is?

2) People who are willing to get off their bottom to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3) When people say, "Oh! You want to have your cake and eat it too." Darn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4) When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking if you already found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5) When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?!" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the Cinema and stare at the floor

6) People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" ...Didn't really give me choice there, did ya Sunshine?

7) When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it is an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8) When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?! Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer than that?

9) When you are waiting for the bus to come and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come, would I really be standing here?

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Thursday, September 2, 2004

   kon'nichi wa!

hello people how have you guys been doing? i've been kinda busy lately but now i have time to sit down and make a post of my happenings. i just recently got into Fruits Basket. i satrted reading the manga that a friend gave me to read today. i have to recommend to anyone who likes inuyasha or azu manga daioh, to read this manga or if your lazy, then watch the anime. it is really funny so i had to make a tribute and post a pic of it.

on other terms, i was such in a good mood after reading fruits basket, that i decided to buy another manga, deciding that if one manga is good then they're all good. so i went to cartoon field today after school and bought a Hellsing manga volume 1, the 4th X movie, three slayers pins, a sephiroth pin, and a graphic authentic japanese ink pen. all together it only cost 33.00 dollars and some change. i haven't read the manga or watched the movie, but i know they're going to be good. i'm so excited about watching my first X movie! i've loved the characters even before i've seen the movie so i know it's going to be great.

oh and i had soccer practice again, and i think i'm actually getting better at it and in shape, so yeah for me! ^_^ i'm going to have my first game on sep, 11. but i still don't think we're going to win, because i always think about the negative outcome.

that's all i can inform you about how my week has been doing, so until i have something interesting to say,
~sayounara~
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   yeah, it's Fruits Basket!


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Tuesday, August 31, 2004

here is a quick pic of the beloved trio from Final Fantasy VII

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Friday, August 27, 2004

   kon'nichi wa!
well to start my post off, i had a fun and tiring day at soccer on thursday. we had to do two laps, then practice passing and dribbling. after that i practiced in goal which i blocked 4 out of 5 of the balls kicked at me, and i'm very proud of that. after that we did sprints back and forth across the field which just drained the rest of my energy out of me. so it wasn't that bad after all was done though. i actually felt refreshed and glad that i showed up for practice.

anywho, on other matters, that night after soccer practice, i went to my friend erika's house, who is none other than 'kuramaotakufox'. well in the morning, we went to Lake perris. there, we rented a boat and went to the island in the middle of the lake. well, i decided that the first thing i would do is explore the area. so i went and climbed the mountains which was fun, but very difficult. oh yeah, i forgot to mention that the reason we went to the lake was for Erika's dad's birthday. anyway like i was saying, these rocks were huge. i think it took me about 50 minutes to reach the top and carve something secret into the pole which was surprisingly at the top. then i climbed down to a lower rock which was bigger than the one on the top. say about 10 minutes later, i heard Erika say, "are you insane?" and then she slowly made her way up the mountain to where i was. i actually didn't know what she had said to me so i just said hi. i then started my descend, and as you might guess, my feet were in utter pain. well after all that was over, we went swimming then we left when the time came. oh and i had gotten totally sunburnt on my nose cheeks and fore-arms.

on our way home we stopped at Farmer Boys and had food. after we were done, we had to wait for erika's parents to finish what they were doing. so we decided to find something to do to pass the time. we were pretty much tired and yet very hyper so for no reason at all, we made the victory sign at every car that passed by saying, "victory!" it was outrageously funny. it was really funny when the old peopl responded by doing the peace sign or some cars honked, also the big hauling trucks would honk really loud, and it was very satisfying. me and erika were rolling around in the grass laughing like maniacs. yep, it was a really fun day. and i am very tired right now.

that's about all i got to say except that i have soccer practice again tomorrow. "Yay!" well i gotta get some sleep, so until next time, sayounara. ^__~
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