Thursday, August 5, 2004

here it is
Disclaimer:hello again people I’ll try to do a funny chapter for you all that you’ll like. I hope you liked my last chapter. Also I don’t own inuyasha, it’s pretty obvious I don’t. so on with the story, yah!

Chapter 2

Kagome: anyways, let’s talk about something else.

Shippo: hello guys, what have you been doing?

Sango: nothing much shippo just eating ramen with sess.

Shippo: huh, what’s sess doing here?

Sess: ( mwhahaha! they’ll never realize why I’m really here!) I just wanted to hang out with my brother, isn’t that right jaken?

Jaken: why I thought you wanted to steal the tets( sess throughs a rock at jaken) @_@

All except sess: O_o

Sess: jaken doesn’t know what he’s saying, he probably have a concusion.

Rin: ( rin starts playing with shippo’s tail) hey this tail is really fluffy!

Shippo: <_< hey stop touching my tail!

Rin: your tail isn’t as fluffy as sesshoumaru’s though…

Sess: that’s right, I have the fluffiest tail in the world.

All except sess: O_O

Inuyasha: ( wakes up) hey you may have a fluffier tail, but I have the better sword!

Sess: you do not, my sword the tokijin is better!

Inuyasha: is not!

Sess: is too!

Inuyasha: is not!!

Sess: is too!!

Kagome: stop fighting!

Inuyasha: is not!!!

Sess: is too!!!

Miroku: I believe you will have to force them to stop kagome.

Inuyasha: is not!!!!

Sess: is too!!!!

Sango: yes, please do

Kagome: INUYASHA SIT!!

Inuyasha: @_@

Sess: hahaha, you have to obey a woman!

Shippo: anyways, this is pretty weird. Hey ramen, my favorite. ( starts chowing down ramen)

Miroku: so kagome, what were we going to do after lunch?

Kagome: well, we can have some kind of contest.

Sango: what kind of contest should we have?

Rin: I know, let’s have a hair contest, sesshoumaru has the softest and longest hair.

All: O_O

Sess: ( sess tries to hide embarrasment ) yeah that’s true.

Kagome: okay I guess we can see who has the best hair.

Inuyasha: oh, that’s something I can beat you at

Miroku: okay so there’s no point in me entering, my hair barely fits in a pony tail.

Sango: so very true.

Miroku: so the contestants are sess, inuyasha, kagome, sango, and rin.

Sess: alright lets get started, I shampoo and condition my hair everyday and use the best hair products. I’m sure to win!

Miroku: alright, me and shippo will be the judges.

Inuyasha: my hair’s better than yours, who can resist nice white hair like mine?

Kagome: inuyasha, I hate to say it but your white hair makes you look old.

Inuyasha: what, how can you say that, no it doesn’t!

All except inuyasha start laughing

Inuyasha: *__* hey stop laughing at me!

Sess: haha, now you know what it’s like to get laughed at.

Miroku: inuyasha, you’re such an idiot.

Inuyasha: ( punches miroku and knocks him out ) I’M NOT AN IDIOT!

All stop laughing

Sess: well now that was fun, now we see that inuyasha does not have the hair to win.

Sango: well, I don’t think I have the best hair either, it has too much blood from the demons I slayed.

Sess: haha, your hair has blood in it!

Kagome: stop being so mean to everyone or we’ll kick you out sess.

Sess: oh sorry, I’ll stop now.

Shippo: (still eating ramen)

Inuyasha: hey shippo you better not be eating my ramen!

Shippo: uh-oh! Better go!

Inuyasha: hey get back here you little thief! Who said you can have ramen anyways?

Shippo: (turns into pink thing and flies away) haha, inuyasha you can’t catch me!

Inuyasha: shippo, when I get you I’m going to pound you into the ground.

Rin: hey, that’s pretty pink!

Sess: isn’t it rin? Pink is such a beautiful color. ^___^

All: O_O ( they start laughing )

Sess: you’re all mean! *_* ( he start’s crying )

Inuyasha: hahaha, another girly thing my brother does. Are you sure you’re not gay?

Sess: I’m not gay, I just like playing with dolls and pink. Is there something wrong with that?

Kagome: well, inuyasha does have a point, that does sound like a homosexual.

Miroku: yeah sess does act kinda weird also.

Sess: I’M NOT GAY!!

Sango: okay you’re not gay, but you do act like you’re gay.

Inuyasha: if you’re not gay than have you ever had a girlfriend?

Sess: of course I have! In kindergarten.

All: hahahaha!!

Rin: what’s a homosexual?

Sess: it’s nothing you need to worry about rin.

Inuyasha: you’re too protective sess, you need to let the girl know more about the world.

Kagome: why do you have a little girl traveling with you anyway?

Sess: umm, she wouldn’t stop following me.

Jaken: that is not true my lord, you dumped me for her.

All: hahahaha

Inuyasha: I knew it you are a homo, or at least a bisexual.

Sess: ( pummels jaken again ) that is not true what he said. I’m straight.
All: yeah sure you are!!


Disclaimer: hello. People how did you like my story? I hope it wasn’t too intimate with the gay thing. I like to make fun of sesshoumaru even though he’s my favorite character.
Well, if I can think of anything else to put in next I’ll get writing, but please review, I need to know if people like it or not.



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