Thursday, August 5, 2004

okay, i hope you guys who read this don't get mad at me, and just for purposes of my own, i love sesshoumaru but it's so funny to make fun of him!!
Disclaimer: hello again, thank you all for reviewing, it means so much to me when I know someone likes what I write. Also as you all know I do not own inuyasha, it all belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. Thanks, now lets get on with the story.

Chapter3


Jaken: my lord how can you deny your gay, what about all those precious things we did together?

Sesshoumaru: I don’t know what your talking about.

Jaken: *___* my lord how can you have forgotten about all those picnics we went on?

Sesshoumaru: NOOOOOO!!!!

Kagome: eww! Bad visions are filling my head!

Sango: ahhhhh! It’s sickening, say no more!

Inuyasha: now that’s just sick!

Miroku: ooh, what happened next?

All: O_O

Miroku: what? I wanna know what happened.

Sango: are you sure your not gay also miroku?

Inuyasha: yeah, I’ve always had my suspicions about you.

Sango: like there was this time when I went to see miroku at his house, and I saw him wearing a speedo and there was this guy running out the back.

Miroku: hey I told you we were having swimming practice.

Kagome: yeah sure like that’s believable.

Inuyasha: what did the guy look like sango?

Sango: well, I think he was wearing a baboon suit.

Kagome: it has to be Naraku.

Sesshoumaru: oh I know naraku, he’s really nice, we spent a lot of time frolicking in the fields.

All: O_O

Inuyasha: you mean naraku is gay too?

Kagome: what the hell, why is everyone turning gay on us?

Sango: oh my god! Miroku, you did it with naraku?!

All: EWWW!!! GROSS!!!

Miroku: I couldn’t help myself.

Inuyasha: at least I’m not a homo.

Sango: okay I don’t want to hear this anymore, miroku we are so over!

Miroku: *_* NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kagome: lets just hear about sesshoumaru’s girlfriend.

Jaken: what about me and my love affair with my lord?

Inuyasha: I’ll show you how much I care ( pulls out tetsaiga and slashes jaken )

Jaken: @_@ ( is now officially dead )

Sesshoumaru: hey, that was a one-sided love affair, and you know it.

Rin: yeah my lord loves me!

Sesshoumaru: Rin is my new best friend now.

Sango: I’m getting a headache from all this.

Inuyasha: all right if you are truly not a homo, then how come I never saw you with this girlfriend of yours?

Sesshoumaru: well, it didn’t last very long…

Kagome: oh, why would that be?

Sango: yes, do tell.

Sesshoumaru: well, it was free time in kindegarten, and I was just minding my own business.

Inuyasha: doing what?

Sesshoumaru: drawing flowers of course. ^__^

Rin: was it a pink flower?

Sesshoumaru: yes, a beautiful pink flower.

All: a pink flower!?

Inuyasha: hahaha, a guy drawing flowers! you know how gay that sounds?

Sesshoumaru: you’re mean, you say that everything I do is gay! *_* ( starts crying yet again)

Miroku: inuyasha stop making him cry, or we won’t find out what happened.

Inuyasha: ^___^ it’s so funny, it’s obvious that he’s gay.

Sango: inuyasha you assume too much, there’s nothing wrong with liking to draw flowers.

Kagome: inuyasha if you don’t stop making him cry I’ll have to use the sit command on you.

Inuyasha: O_O alright fine, I’ll stop.

Sesshoumaru: ^__^ I’m all better now.

Sango: (whispers to kagome) sesshoumaru acts like a little kid wouldn’t you say?

Kagome: (whispers to sango) yeah I know what you mean, kinda scary.

Miroku: what are you girls talking about?

Sango & kagome: nothing!

Sesshoumaru: I drew a pretty flower and this girl liked it so I gave it to her and she kissed me and that’s the end.

Inuyasha: you mean that’s all that happened?

Sesshoumaru: she was my first girlfriend.

Kagome: okay…

Miroku: that wasn’t very exciting

Sango: I guess sesshoumaru doesn’t know the meaning of having a girlfriend.

Inuyasha: you are so stupid sesshoumaru, no wonder you turned gay.

Sesshoumaru: *_* you called me gay again… ( he cries yet also again )

Inuyasha: hahahahah!!!

Kagome: inuyasha I warned you, SIT!!

Inuyasha: @_@

Sesshoumaru: hey why are you all calling me gay when all I do is like the color pink and picking flowers?

Kagome: well you do have a point…

Sesshoumaru: yes, maybe you should all stop accusing me and accuse miroku and his little relations with naraku.

Inuyasha: (wakes up) o yeah I forgot all about miroku.













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