Friday, September 24, 2004

   i just put the whole story down! it's a yugioh fanfic if you didn't know. if you guys lost your place where you were reading it, i'm dreadfully sorry for that. i suggest you save it to your computer and read it later ^,^
The day starts and Yugi, Tea, Triston, and Joey are all sitting in Yugi's living room watching TV.

Joey: Man I am bored as hell. There is absolutely nothing to do around here.

Triston: Ya, and I thought I would enjoy summer.

Yugi: Tea you have any ideas?

Tea: No, maybe you could duel Kaiba, that would be a little entertainment.

Yugi: Naw, not right now. Maybe later.

Seto: (walks in through back door)What? Is little Yugi scared?

Yugi: Kaiba!!

Joey: Oh god here we go again.

Tea: Kaiba, cover your ears.

Seto: (uncertainly) Ok.

Yugi: I am the master of all dueling, grandson of the great Solomon Mutou. I alone defeated Pegasus in a clash of Monsters.

Joey: SHUT UP YUGI!!!!

Tea: Damn, you're starting to sound like Rebecca.

Seto: Who's Rebecca?

Triston: A VERY annoying duelist.

Seto: Oh.

Joey: So why did you come here? Please to tell me you're like Duke and can here some one mutter the word "duel" a mile away?

Duke: (distance off, like about a mile) DDDUUUEEELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Creepy. Anyway I came to ask if any of you want to go on a road trip, Mokuba insisted that I invite you.

Yugi: Come on Kaiba don't be goin soft on us. We know you are our friend.

Seto: (fuming) I am no such thing!!!!

Tea: You know Seto it's bad to lie to your self.

Seto: Shut Up.

Joey: Whatever. Who else is coming?

Seto: Lets see here, I belive Bakura, Pegasus, Mai, and Duke are.

Yugi: But I thought Pegasus was the living dead!

Seto: That's what I thought too.

Joey: Why did you have to invite him?

Seto: I didn't, he invited himself.

Tea: Well that's rude. You should tell him he can't come.

Seto: HELL NO!!!!

Triston: Why?

Seto: Couse he is paying.

Yugi: Moocher.

Seto: Am not!!

Pegasus: (Also walking in through back door) Well Kaiba-Boy I am just repaying you for inviting yourself to Duelist Kingdom.

Yugi: That's not true!! You stole Mokuba's sole!!

Pegasus: No I didn't Yugi, the Kaiba Corp. idiots did, you seem to forget that I only did this to.

Tea: Bring back Cecilia. We no.

Pegasus: o.0 (Disgusted face) Ugh, hell now, I hated her. I praised god when she died.

Tea: What about her diary.

Pegasus: Yoohoo, I have a twin brother who was obsessed with her.

Yugi: So it's the twin Brother who is the living dead.

Pegasus: ( Yep!!

Seto: I won't ask.

Yugi: So when are we leaving?

Seto: This time tomorrow.

Yugi: Ok.

_______ The next day at Kaiba's house ____________

Bakura: Man Tea do you think you brought enough stuff.

Tea: (lugging 10 packed nags of stuff) I under packed this time.

Duke: (muttering to Pegasus and Kaiba) If that's under packing I would hate to see her over packing.

Tea: (glares at him) You should watch your mouth!! Anyway, witch one of you is going to be a gentleman and help me with my bags.

Mai: I am a female so I can not be a gentleman.

Tea: (Sarcasm) That's nice of you Mai. Come on, Yugi?

Yugi: Uhh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Bakura: So do I.

Duke: I am after Bakura. (All three ran off)

Tea: (pouts) Come on, Pegasus?

Pegasus: Who said I was going to help, I am already paying for this trip.

Tea: Evil, Seto, Joey. Triston?

Seto: Umm, I have to go check the food.

Pegasus and Joey: We'll help.

Triston: Bathroom. (They all run off)

Mokuba: Here I'll help. (Glares at the retreating back of Seto)

Tea: Thank you, here's some money for the help.

Mokuba: Thanks. (Helps load up Tea's stuff)

______ Everyone Comes Back __________

Seto and Triston: I'M DRIVING!!!!!!!

Seto: I'm driving!!

Triston: No ME!!!!!!!

Pegasus: SHUT UP!!! I am driving!!! (grabs his bags shoves them in the back and gets in)

______ Every one loads up into a suburban that appeared out of no where ________

Seating, there are three seats per row, not counting front seat.

Front Seats: Pegasus (driving) and Seto (navigator)

1st row (Going left to right): Tea, Yugi, Bakura

2nd row: Mokuba, Joey, Mai

3rd Row: Duke, Triston, luggage

_____________________________________________________________

Yugi: Can we listen to some music?

Pegasus: Whatever, Seto put something on, no country!!!

Seto: I don't listen to country.

Pegasus: Uh huh sure you don't.

Seto: You're being evil.

Pegasus: That's what I do best, put on Lincoln Park on or something. Yugi: Witch CD?

Pegasus: Meteora.

Yugi: Ohh!! Fast forward to number 4!!

Pegasus: No I like 2.

Yugi: Why do we have to listen to you?

Pegasus: Couse I am driving, now remember that I have to reason to live, but you might.

Yugi: What are you implying?

Bakura: Yoo Hoo numb skull he is saying that he would run us all off a cliff.

Everyone except Bakura and Pegasus: O.O erk.

Pegasus: So now will you listen?

Yugi: Ya.

Joey: Slave driver.

Pegasus: I heard that!!

_______ 1 hour Later ___________

(Yugi, Mokuba, Duke, and Mai are asleep)

Seto: Ok, turn left up here.

Pegasus: Are you sure?

Seto: Positive.

Pegasus: Ok. (turns left on the creepy small dirt lane)

Bakura: Dude this looks like a haunted house lane or sometine like that.

Tea: Ooooh it does look creepy enough.

Pegasus: Seto you where wrong!!!

Seto: Hey the map lied to me.

Pegasus: The map didn't lie to you, you where holding it the wrong way!

Seto: Oops..

Triston: Hey lets take a stretch brake and look around.

Joey: Ya, I'm out first!!

Pegasus: Should we leave the others in here?

Seto: Ya, here we'll leave em a note. (Writes note then puts it on drivers seat)

Yugi: (groggily) hey, where are you guys going?

Joey: Where just going to go look around.

Yugi: Ok, I'll tell the others.

Joey: Thanks Man.

_________ Couple minutes later _________

(Walk up to a yellow brick road)

Bakura: This seems oddly familiar.

Seto: Where off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ because because because of all the wonderful things he does.

Triston: If you take that into a disgusting manner, that song is very wrong.

(All think about it for a while)

Pegasus: Only you would think of that Triston.

Seto: Ew, ew, ew, ew, EW!!!

Tea: Hey guys, lets see where this road leads.

Seto: To the wicked witch of the North East.

Bakura: I thought it was the wicked witch of the west and east.

Seto: Well this is their cousin.

Pegasus: I didn't know they had a cousin.

Seto: Well they do and her real name is Martha Stuart.

Pegasus: That's not surprising.

Tea: Well someone has too much time on their hands.

Joey: Hey we're coming to a fork in the road witch way should we go?

Pegasus: The left.

Seto: I second him.

Triston: I'm goin left too.

Tea: Me too.

Joey: Hey waits for me!!

Great Disemboweled Voice of Doom: Why have you come this way?

Pegasus: Well we got lost and decided to take a stretch brake.

GDVD: Hmmm, very interesting. Well I don't belive you.

Seto: Who are you? Show yourself!!

(Blinding Flash of Light)

Seto: It can not be.

Dude: I have come to you now, at the turn of the tide.

Pegasus: Gandalf?

Dude: Gandalf? Gandalf, yes, that was my name, but I am Gandalf the White.

Pegasus: No, Gandalf, dude, wrong Fan Fic.

Gandalf: Oops, sorry. (hustles away)

Tea: Freaky.

Bakura: Where not in Kansas anymore Ryou.

Seto: Even Duke could have told you that.

Bakura: Huh? You said something.

Triston: Don't mind him, he's off in another world.

Seto: I noticed.

Joey: Is it me or is the sky getting abnormally dark.

Pegasus: The second one.

Joey: Dude.

Voice from Sky: Why have you come to my land?

Seto: What's your name?

Voice from Sky: I am the wicked witch of the North East also known as Martha Stuart.

Seto: Ha, I was right.

Tea: What do you want from us??

Wicked Witch of the North East: Your stocks.

Pegasus: And I thought I was corrupted.

WW North East: If you do not wish to give me your stocks then you must give me a hay penny each.

Joey: What is a hay penny?

Pegasus: This, (Holds out 6 hay pennies)

Seto: Just where do you get sic hay pennies?

Seto: I am special like that.

Tea; Right.

WW North East: Ok, you may pass.

__________ Back at Car ___________

Yugi, Duke, Mai, and Mokuba: Do you belive in love after love?

Seto: Oh dear god help me.

Pegasus: Sweet mother of hell what did I do to deserves this?

Yugi: Come on guys sing and be free!!!!

Bakura: Lord. Lord.

Triston: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!

Mai and Tea: Man I feel like a women.

Seto: God lets hope you do.

Joey: I'm Hungry.

Pegasus: Ok, everyone shut up and get back in the car!!!! (Herds everyone in)

______ On the road ________

Yugi: Here we are on the road again.

Joey: Yugi SHUT THE MOTHER FUCKER UP!!!

Duke: Many bad words come out of Joey's mouth.

Seto: Take a right here.

Pegasus: Are you sure?

Seto: Positive.

Bakura: Deja Vou.

Seto: Look, I am holding the map right this time.

Pegasus: The question is, do you know how to read a map?

Seto: (defensively) Yes.

Pegasus: Ok, (turns left)

Seto: I told you to turn right!

Pegasus: Umm, Seto, Disney is to the Left so I turned left.

Yugi: How did we get from Japan to America with out crossing any water.

Pegasus: It's a magical suburban.

Yugi: Ok.

Seto: Lets go sign in at the Hotel.

Duke: (Struggling with Luggage) A little help here.

Everyone except Mokuba: Nope.

Pegasus: Dude, I am paying.

Mokuba: Lame excuse.

Pegasus: Better than Seto's excuse of having to go to the bathroom.

Seto: (bouncing up and down couse he has to go to the bathroom) Are you sure that's an excuse.

Pegasus: Man you must be constipated.

Seto: Gotta go. (Runs down the isle)

Mokuba: I am not related to him. (Helps Duke carry luggage up to room)

______ In Boys room _________

Yugi: I got the big bed!!!

Pegasus: No I got it!!!!!

Yugi: Mine!

Pegasus: Mine!

Yugi: Mine!

Pegasus: Mine!

Yugi: Mine!

Pegasus: Mine!

Seto: Why don't you both sleep in it?

Pegasus and Yugi: EEEEEEWWWWWWWW HELL NO!!!!

Pegasus: I got bed, you get couch.

Yugi: Why?

Pegasus: Couse I am older and bigger than you! Ha.

Yugi: Fuck you.

Pegasus: I don't swing that way.

Seto: Are you sure.

Pegasus: 0.o I am VERY sure.

Seto: Right.

Bakura: Are you implying that you are gay Seto?

Seto: NO!!!!!

Bakura: Then why are you asking Pegasus?

Seto: I was just saying, I mean he was acting gay.

Bakura: True. Pegasus are you gay?

Pegasus: No.

Bakura: Are you absolutly sure?

Pegasus: I am positive.

Bakura: Ok, whatever you say.(In Girls Room)

Tea: I am soooooooooooo bored!

Mai: I know. Hey we could go do a prank on the boys.

Tea: Naw, that would be mean!

Mai: -_- that would be the point.

Tea: Oh.

Mai: Hey lets do truth or dare with them.

Tea: ^_^ Ok, here I'll go invite them, in the mean time you order pizza.

Mai: No, I want to invite them!

Tea: Oh, so you can see Joey?

Mai: No! (Blushes)

Tea: Ok, whatever ya say hunny.

Mai: (glares at Tea) Fine. (Stalks out door)

Tea: (Evil grin)

_______ Across Hall_______

Seto: (In shower) OH GIVE ME A HOME WHERE THE BUFFALOE ROAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Pegasus: (Covering ears w/ hands) Damnit Seto if you are going to sing at least sing ON KEY!!!!!

Seto: (From Shower) IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN SING ANY BETTER THAN ME!

Pegasus: (Yelling at bathroom door) Ya wanna bet?

Seto: YES!

Pegasus: You're on!

Seto: I'll wup your little-

Triston: SETO! Out of shower, we are going over to the girl's room to play truth or dare!

Seto: (Grumbling) Fine, fine.

__________ In Room _______________

Mai: Ok, here we are.

Bakura: It's a hotel room, there is nothing special about it.

Yugi: Except for the fact that Mai has hung Good Charlotte pictures everywhere.

Pegasus: I will never understand women.

Seto: That's a surprise Pegasus, I thought you of all people would understand them the best.

Pegasus: (Growling) Watch your tongue or else you might find it and the rest of your head in a blender some day.

Seto: Oooh, I shall be ever so scared now.

Pegasus: You better be.

Bakura: Yo, you two lovebirds over here.

Pegasus and Seto: WE ARE NOT GAY!

Bakura: Uh huh.

Mai: Anyway, Tea has ordered a pizza for us all.

Tea: Yep ^_^. (Sits REALLY close to Yugi)

Yugi: Ummmmmmm, could you go away Tea?

Duke: Ooh, someone was dissed.

Triston: That was cold!

Mokuba: So are we going to start?

Seto: You aren't playing.

Mokuba: Why?

Seto: Cuz you are to young for this stuff.

Mokuba: (Stalks away grumbling)

DING-DONG!

Tea: I'll get it. (Runs up to door and opens it, gets pizza etc. etc.)

Pegasus: (covers nose) eeeww, what's that smell?

Tea: (opens pizza box and the smell gets worse)

Joey: EEEEWWWW! IT'S ANCHOVIES!

Yugi: (Turns green)

Seto: (Nudges Pegasus forward) you're expendable, you try it.

Pegasus: (Nudges Bakura forward) There are two of you, one of you try it.

Bakura: Hell no, Tea should eat it since she ordered it.

Tea: Fine. (Eats a slice, everyone is about to throw up)

Triston: That is disgusting.

Bakura: Eeew, I think I need to throw up. Pegasus move over to the right, I don't want to ruin the carpet.

Pegasus: (Pushes Seto over) He can be wasted.

Bakura: (Starts to throw up)

Sailor Moon: (Slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Pushes Seto out of the way, barely missing the barf herself)

Sailor Venus: (Destroys Pizza) We are the Pizza Busters, we are here to save you all from the bad pizza with our side kicks the HAM-HAMS! (Enter Hamtaro and the rest of them)

Hamtaro: Hurry Ham-Hams we must save them.

(The Ham-Hams clean everything up then leave)

Yugi Cast: o.O, 0.0, O.O, >.<, -_-, *_*, @_@, #_#, +_+

Seto: (Anime Sweat drop) Well then.

Joey: (Backing away slowly) I HATE Hamtaro, it is a freaky show.

Pegasus: I think they're cute. ^_^

(Crickets in background)

Yugi: Well. we should expect that. I mean he is the one who is obsessed with the funny bunny.

Pegasus: ^_^ That's also cute and fluffy!

Seto: o.O

Bakura: Pegasus, shut up you're making your self look stupid.

Pegasus: (VERY cute pout ^_^) I am NOT stupid and I DON'T have a mental problem!

Bakura: Right.

Hamtaro: Ok Ham-Hams we have to go rescue a man erm alien named Vegeta! (Ham-Hams exit)

Vegeta: (Far off) WOMEN WE GOT RODENTS!

Bulma: EEWWWW! Blow them up Vegeta!

Vegeta: I don't need your command!

Hamtaro: Wait we need to talk this out!

Vegeta: OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING RODENT!

Goku: I think they're cute.

Vegeta: o.O that's just you Kakarot. Just you.

Pegasus: And ya'll say I'm weird.

Tea: Ya'll?

Joey: You are.

Seto: Pegasus. Go away.

Pegasus: I am six feet away from you.

Seto: No, just leave.

Pegasus: I hate you.

Seto: That's nice, glad to see we're on the same page.

Mai: Soo, are we going to play truth or dare?

Duke: Ya, we're going to play.

(Everyone sits down, starting with Mai going in a circle to he right, Mai, Tea, Seto, Pegasus, Duke, Triston, Yugi, Joey, and Bakura)

Mai: Ok I'll spin first. (Lands on Tea) Ummm, is it true that you have the hots for the skitso Yugi?

Tea: (Pissed off) You shall pay for calling my Yugi-Chan a skitso! (Starts tearing at Mai's hair)

Yugi: -_- Yugi-Chan?

Y. Yugi: (In head) I think it's cute Yugi.

Yugi: (To Yami) Only you would say that. (Out loud) Ok, Seto you spin.

Seto: (picks up bottle and spins, lands on Joey) you are going to suffer Wheeler. Bwa hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_______________ End 'O Chapter _________________

Arien: Ok, that's it, you will find out what happens to Joey in the next chapter.

Joey: I hate my life.

Pegasus: That's nice, can I steal your soul now?

Joey: NO!

Pegasus: Whatever you say Joey-boy.

Arien: ^_^ Ok, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did Pegasus would still be in the series.

Pegasus: I have a fan!

Joey: Ya, about the only one.

Pegasus: Shut Up.

Arien: ^_^ (Glomps Pegasus) BYE! Seto: I dare you to get Tea to stop clamping onto Mai's hair!

Joey: Ergh, do I have to?

Seto: (folds arms) Yes.

Joey: (groans, walks over and trys to get tea let go of her hair)

Tea: DIE!!!!!! (Starts to bite Joey)

Joey: AHHHH!!!!! (Running around with Tea clamped to his arm)

Seto: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: I hate to admit it but this is very funny.

Joey: (still being chased by Tea) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tea: (Still biting his arm)

Seto: Ok, since those two are busy shall we continue?

Mai: K, I'll go (spins bottle, lands on Duke)

Duke: Truth.

Mai: Is it true that you have the hots for Serenity?

Duke; Ummm, (blushes)

Mokuba: I guess we should take that blushing as a yes?

Yugi: Yep.

Seto: You aren't supposed to be here. (Mokuba stalks away)

Duke: I don't like her.

Pegasus: And that confirms our answer of yes.

Duke: But I said NO!!!

Pegasus: Exactly, that means you like her.

Tea: (Stopped chasing Joey and is sitting down) Ooooohhhh, I can't wait to tell Serenity.

Duke: You will NOT!!!

Joey: That's right, Dukey-Boy here is NOT going out with my sister.

Pegasus: (Grumbling) That is MY line, not yours.

Joey: Deal with it.

Pegasus: (Kicks Joey) Dead boy, dead boy. (Kicks him again)

Joey: Hey! What are ya doin?

Pegasus: Kicking you.

Joey: I hate you.

Pegasus: I am glad to see that the feelings are mutual.

Joey: Mutu, muatu. What's that mean?

Pegasus: The same, I was saying that our feelings are the same.

Joey: O.O Oh.

Seto: Dimwit.

Mai: Ummm, Pegasus, you can spin.

Duke: !_! But it's my turn.

Pegasus: Suck it up and deal with it.

Duke: Cruel.

Pegasus: (spins, lands on Mokuba) Truth or dare.

Mokuba: Truth.

Seto: GET OUT!

Pegasus: He can stay, we haven't done anything to bad yet. Anyway, truth. (Face falls) Awww, well ok, ummm, this is stupid but why don't you ever cut your hair?

Mokuba: Hair cuts are evil.

Pegasus: o.0 Ok.

Seto: And that brings me to the question, why don't you ever cut your hair Pegasus.

Pegasus: Cuz my hair won't grow back.

Seto: What?

Pegasus: My hair, it stopped growing years ago, this is the length that it stopped at.

Seto: Uh huh.

Pegasus: What? It's true.

Seto: Ya and I am the flying monkey.

Bakura: FLYING MONKEY!!!!!!!!! (Jumps on top of Seto and starts tearing at hair.)

Seto: (running around with Bakura on his head) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Now, this is entertainment.

Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: DIE EVIL MONKEY!!!!!!!!! (Gets huge mallet and starts to beat Seto on the head with it.)

Seto: OW OW OW OW!!!

Triston: Seto, tell him you are not a flying monkey!!!!

Seto: Ow Ok OW!!! Bakura, I am not a flying monkey!!

Bakura: (stops) Your not?

Seto: Nope.

Bakura: Oh, then I am right sorry old mate.

Seto: Oh god.

Mai: I am tired.

Tea: Me to.

Pegasus: Umm, can we go back to our rooms?

Tea: No, I told the manager that we only needed one room. So he sold it to some guests.

All da Boys: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto : damn, all our stuff is in there.

Pegasus: (runs out of room and starts to bang on the door) Open up!!! Open Up!!!!

Man: (Opens door) What do you want?

Pegasus: Umm, me a couple friends left some stuff in there.

Man: Oh. ummm, I am really sorry, I accidentally pawned it all off.

Pegasus: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! (Starts to strangle the man, Triston, Seto, and Joey pull him off)

Seto: Man, calm down.

Pegasus: The fucking bastard pawned off all of our stuff.

Seto: He did WHAT?!? (Starts to kick the man, rest of the boys soon join. They are pulled off by Tea and Mai)

Mai: Ok, calm down. We can get you some new stuff.

Yugi: I guess she is right. I'm ok as long as I have my Duel Monster cards.

Pegasus: (makes sure he has his) Ya, I got mine.

Seto: Gee Pegasus it would have been a real tragedy if you had lost yours. You're the creator god damnit!!

Pegasus: I know, but still there are some cards in here that are extremely rare.

Seto: Lemmie at em!! (Tackles Pegasus)

Man: Excuse me but I have to go eat dinner.

Tea: Go ahead. (Man leaves)

(Everyone checks that they have their cards)

Seto: GIVE. ME. RARE. CARDS!!!!

Pegasus: Never!!!!!!!!!! (Tea and Mai soon pull them apart)

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What is it Joey?

Joey: My cards, they're missing.

Bakura: That's nice, I am going to bed.

Duke: Me too.

Seto: I'm going to bed too, Mokuba it's way past your bedtime.

Pegasus: Umm, I should probably get some shut eye. After all tomorrow we are going to Disney.

Triston: I'm with Pegasus.

Yugi: I am sure you'll find them Joey, err, I have to go to the Bathroom.

Tea: Ya, me too.

Mai: Come on Joey we'll find them in the morning.

Pegasus: What do you mean we? Women.

Mai: (death glare)

Pegasus: (Yawning) G' night.

_--------------- Next Morning -----------------

Yugi: (Really High) DINEY!!! DISNEY!!! DISNEY!!!!

Bakura: Shut up!!! (Whacks Yugi over the head with the frying pan of doom)

Chi Chi: Ok Mr. Give that back!!

Bakura: NEVER!!!! (Banishes Chi Chi to the shadow realm)

Goku: NOOOOO!!!!!!! CHI CHI!!!!

Vegeta: Umm, Kakarot, we are in the wrong fic.

Goku: Oh, ya, I knew that.

Vegeta: I am sure you did, this is the LAST time I trust your wife's navigational skills.

Goku: That wasn't very nice Vegeta.

Bulma: Vegeta be nice.

Vegeta: Shut up women. (they all leave)

Everyone: o.0

Pegasus: Ok. Why were the people from Dragon Ball Z here?

Bakura: I da know. But I still got the frying pan of doom. (laughs like an insane maniac that just escaped form the insane asylum AKA Mr. Hannibal Lector)

Everyone except Bakura: O.O

Chi-Chi: (from the shadow realm) EARTH FIRE WATER FLAME REATURN TO ME THE PAN OF PAIN!!! (Frying pan of doom disappears)

Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Umm, shouldn't we all be heading to Disney.

Pegasus: Ya.

Joey: What about my cards.

Mokuba: If you are so desperate then you and Mai can stay back and look for them. (Joey looks at Mai)

Mai: Ice Creams chance in hell.

Joey: You're all being mean!!! (Starts to cry)

Duke: Leave him.

_------------- AT Disney ----------

Joey: (running to catch up) Wait. For. Me.

Pegasus: Sooo, you finally decided to show.

Joey: Ya.

Tea: I figure we should split into two groups, group one will be: Seto, Yugi, Mai, Mokuba, and Triston. Group Two will be: Pegasus, Joey, Tea, Bakura, and Duke. We will meet back here in three hours.

--------------- End of Ye old Chapter ---------------------

Arien: And that is the end people.

Pegasus: I love being mean ^_^

Seto: Isn't it fun?

Pegasus: Yup.

Yugi: WOW they agreed on something for ounce in their lives.

Pegasus: Yugi? Seto and I have agreed on many things in our lives.

Joey: Like you are both gay?

Seto: EEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

Pegasus: (Running around in a circle) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arien: Oklie, byes people!!!!! (Curtain closes) Group One

Yugi: Soooo, since we will only be here for one day what do you want to do?

Seto: Let's go on space mountain!!!!!!!

Yugi: No lets not.

Mai: Why?

Yugi: Cuz all those people are hogging the lines.

(People in Lines)

Aragorn: Hey Arwen lets go on space mountain.

Arwen: Idiot, we have been on it 313 times!!!!

Haldir: You kept count?

Arwen: Yes.

Mai: Point taken.

Yugi: (walks over to the Aragorn and Arwen) Aren't you guys.

Arwen and Eowyn: And girls.

Yugi: And girls, in the wrong fic?

Aragorn: No, Arien is doing another Fanfic in Disney. So we just hang around till she decides to update.

Arien: (Off stage) NO Corresponding between Fanfic people!!!! (Lighting bolt and Haldir and the others disappear)

Yugi: Right.

Mokuba: So what do we do?

Seto: SPACE MAUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi and Mai: NO!!! (Mai hits Seto over the head with a mallet)

Seto: Ow, that was my head.

Mai: I know.

Triston: Hey lets eat.

Yugi: ok.

__________ At Pizza Parlor in the old western part of Disney ________

Triston: Ok, one large x-tra cheese pizza and a large coke, and, umm, I think I'll have a piece of moose cake.

Lady: ok, is that for here or to go?

Triston: Here.

Lady: Ok, is that all.

Yugi: No, we are all ordering.

Lady: O.O But I thought that that order was for all of you.

Yugi: No, just for him.

Lady: o.0 Only him.

Yugi: Yep, anyway I will take two slices of pepperoni pizza and a medium Pepsi.

Voice from Know Where: DON'T DRINK PEPSI!!!! IT'S THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

Another Voice: YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! (Here thumping noise)

Third Voice: WILL YOU ALL BE QUITE!!! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!

Voice from Know where: Kurama SHUT UP!!!!!!

Another Voice: You, Emily be quite or else I will burn the handcuffs.

Voice from Know Where: But Sakyo, know one can break the bonds of true love!!

Arien: EMILY, KURAMA, AND SAKYO OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They also disappear)

Everyone: O.O

Lady: Soooo, will you still be taking the pepsi.

Yugi: No, I will, umm, I think I'll have 7 - Up.

Lady: Ok.

________ So on and so forth _______

Mai: Mmm, this is pretty good.

Seto: Mai, since when did you become a vegetarian?

Mai: Ever since I went to an art museum and saw a picture of a slaughtered cow, then that night I saw a program on how they kill cows for our food.

Mokuba: Still, do you how many vegetables you murdered for your salad.

Mai: 4, lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, and onions.

Mokuba: Idiot.

Mai: Am not!!! Triston do something.

Triston: (stuffing face) Mfwa, thumpo, swap.

Mai: What?

Triston: (swallows food) Sorry, but I said, I agree with Mokuba.

Mai: WHAT?

Seto: Besides, don't you like Joey?

Mai: Do not.

Yugi: Mai, is that sunburn or are you blushing?

Mai: Leave me alone.

Triston: Whatever you say.

______ Group Two _______

Pegasus: I like big butts I can not lie, you other boy's can't deny when a girls walks in with an ity bity waist and rounds it in your face you get-

Tea: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Pegasus: I think I was singing well.

Tea: Think again.

Pegasus: Fine, be unappreciative of the fine arts.

Tea: Raping is NOT a fine art.

Joey: It is in my book.

Tea: Thanks for not supporting me Joey.

Joey: Any day.

Bakura: Ok we have been on the little teacups 15 times in a row thanks to a certain someone (glares at Tea) we have been to the pirates of the Caribbean so now what do we do?

Duke: We could go to Alien Encounter.

Tea: But that promotes fighting.

Everyone else: SO?

Tea: You could become violent.

Bakura: And I am not already?

Pegasus: I didn't know you considered stealing souls a harmless past time. I ought to start to do it more often.

Tea: Errr, I meant more violent than you already are.

Pegasus: Oh.

Bakura: (Sappy voice) But Tea, we aren't THAT violent.

Tea: Right. Even though you almost got us killed then you went and almost got Pegasus killed!!!!

Pegasus: I didn't know you where defending me.

Tea: I'm not.

Pegasus: Ok.

Bakura: Whatever.

Pegasus: Sooo, are we going on Alien Encounter or what?

Bakura: I think we should.

Pegasus: Ok, Tea?

Tea: I still say no.

Joey: Come on, don't be a spoil sport.

Tea: I AM NOT GOING!

Bakura: It doesn't matter, we can leave her here while we go.

Pegasus: Good idea.

Duke: I'm with you guys.

(They start to walk away)

Tea: Hey wait! You can't just leave me here!

Duke: What do you think we just did?

Y. Bakura: Pegasus?

Pegasus: AH! It's you! Go away! I don't like you!

Y. Bakura: Talk about a warm welcome.

Tea: So it's been Ryou all the time?

Bakura who is not Bakura: No, I have been disguising me self, but it still seems Pegasus is paranoid of me.

Pegasus: (Having spaz attack on the floor) Tick, tick, tick.

Duke: Dude? Is he ok.

Bakura: Pegasus has never been ok.

Duke: I noticed.

Pegasus: Tick, Kaiba, tick, tick, Yugi, Funny Bunny, tick, anyone, help, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Bakura: Isn't that cute he's asking his boyfriend for help. (Maniacal Laughter)

Pegasus: (Getting up) O.o eww, NO! SICK! WRONG! And YOU know it!

Bakura: Right.

(Group stops to consult map in front of It's a Small World)

Duke: I hate that ride.

Tea: I have to say it's tiresome.

Pegasus: I think it's cute, especially the bunnies.

Tea: Pegasus, why are you obsessed with bunnies?

Pegasus: Cuz they're fluffy and cute. ^_^ Come on where's your childhood gone?

Tea: Ummm, I still have my childhood, but umm Pegasus, aren't you a bit old for that.

Pegasus: You can never be too old for bunnies, and cartoons.

Bakura: Well then, someone is special.

Pegasus: Hey man don't go dissen my funny bunny.

Duke: We weren't dissen it.

Pegasus: You where thinken it.

Duke: (Whispers to Bakura) I don't like him, he reads minds.

Bakura: Naw ya thunk? (Thunk is not a typo, I repeat thunk is not a typo)

Pegasus: Ok, alien encounter is to the right.

(Soon they arrive and enter)

--------------- Back to group one-----------------------

(Hey lookie, they happen to be in It's a Small World, what are the chances?)

Y. Yugi: I hate this ride.

Yugi: I think it's cute, especially the bunnies. (Deja vou anyone?)

Y. Yugi: (Shudders) I think you have been hanging around Pegasus too much.

Mokuba: No, Seto also has an obsession with bunnies.

Seto: ^_^

Triston: Damn, it's like innocent and cute things haven in here.

Mai: It's NOT RIGHT! I tell you, this is not right. I think Tea help create this ride.

Seto: You're probably right.

(Turn Bend and the ride is over they all get off)

Mokuba: (High pitched and off key) IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFETR ALL! (Isn't that the most annoying song ever?)

Mai: SHUT UP! You and your brother can't sing!

Seto: I'm offended first Pegasus now you.

Y. Yugi: For the first and probably the last time, but I agree with Pegasus, Seto, you and Mokuba were never meant to sing, EVER!

Yugi: That is true, that is true.

Triston: Ok, on a different subject matter what are we going to do now?

Mai: We could go to Alien Encounter.

The Rest: Sounds good.

(At Alien Encounter)

Mai: It's you!

Pegasus: It's you!

Seto: My God.

(Like a standoff)

Bakura: Yugi.

Yugi: Bakura.

Bakura: Mai.

Mai: Bakura

Bakura: Seto.

Seto: Bakura.

Mokuba: (Points to himself) Mokuba, (Points to Triston) Triston. Now that we all know each other, LETS GO ON THE RIDE!

Pegasus: I like the little squirt, he's cool.

Seto: Squirt?

Pegasus: Yep, squirt. ^_^

(After ride back in hotel)

Joey: I'm hungry.

Tea: You're always hungry.

Yugi: Umm, guy's we have to leave, the manager is kicking us out.

Pegasus: Lovely.

(Everyone back on road in suburban)

Bakura: (Now navigator) Ok, turnpike is about half a mile. Oops there it goes.

Pegasus: I think your sense of direction is off.

Bakura: Whatever.

(Pegasus does illegal U-turn)

Bakura: Ok, turn right.

(Finally on Highway)

Yugi: Here we are on the road again, here we are on the road again.

Duke: Man, do you always sing that Yugi?

Yugi: No.

Y. Yugi: Yugi I thought I taught you not to lie.

Yugi: Well I sometimes I do.

Y. Yugi: Close enough.

(Police car)

Pegasus: Damnit. (Pulls over)

(Police man steps out of car, its Y. Malik)

__________________ End 'O Chapter________________

Arien: Ok that's it folks.

Yugi: HERE WE ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

Bakura: SHUT UP! (Shoves sock in his mouth)

Yugi: Mmmp, mmim, mmf.

Arien: Ok, what Yugi said. Anyway, please review. I love ya'll that have reviewed, see I listen to you, I stuck in Sailor Moon, even though it was brief.

Pegasus: I like big butts and I can not lie, you other boys can't deny-

Arien: That's nice Pegasus. (Glomps him) Ok peoples BYE!

Bakura: Oh, and the sock that I shoved it Yugi's mouth was mine from ancient Egypt and I haven't washed it in about a thousand or so years.

Yugi: (Turns Green)

Seto: Ok, this is over BYE FOLKS! All ya'll scram! (Screen closes)

Bakura: (Distance voice) Ya'll? Man ya'll listening to Pegasus too much.

Seto: You just said ya'll.

Bakura: Damn! Disclaimer: Ok I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, hope ya'll like it ^_^, I am writing this at three in the morning so don't mind the crazy crap I put in there.

_______________ Some highway ___________

Y. Malik: Ok, you where speeding.

Pegasus: How do we know that you know that we know that you know that we were speeding?

Y. Malik: O.o Pegasus. Are you ok?

Bakura: Badru (Y. Malik), you of all people should know that he has never been ok.

Y. Malik: Right. Anyway my funky, spiffy nifty speed meter told me so. (Shows him speed meter)

Pegasus: Umm, Malik. It's upside down.

Y. Malik: Oh, who cares? Can I come with you guys? I'm bored!

Seto: Well ok. We have no room in here so you'll have to sit on the roof.

Y. Malik: Ok. (Gets on roof)

____________________ 10 Minutes later _______________

(They pull into a Mcdonalds)

Y. Malik: (Standing on roof) I BELIVE I CAN FLY! I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY! SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY! I BELIVE I CAN SOAR!

Bakura: Badru SHUT UP!

Y. Yugi: Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! This is such good black mail material! (Holds up pictures and tape recording of Malik singing)

Y. Malik: NO! (Starts chasing Y. Yugi around)

Y. Yugi: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! Bwa hahahahahaaaaaa!!!

Seto: Be quiet! Come on I'm starving.

Joey: I didn't have breakfast, and you say you're hungry.

Seto: Joey you ate breakfast too.

Joey: (Looks really guilty) No I didn't.

Seto: Right.

Mokuba: French-fries, French-fries!

Pegasus: TOYS!

Duke: Toys?

Pegasus: Ya you know, the little toys in the happy meal that you get ^_^.

Mokuba: Pegasus, happy meals are for little kids.

Pegasus: Zig zacktly that's why you will order the kids meal and I'll order a normal meal then we will trade.

Mokuba: You really want that toy don't you?

Seto: Weirdo.

Yugi: Ok, lets go order.

__________________ After Everyone ordered _____________________

Pegasus: TOYS!!!!

Mokuba: My god, what happened to your childhood?

Pegasus: What childhood?

Mokuba: Man, you and Seto are weird.

Seto: We're not weird, just misunderstood.

Triston: Man that line is so overused.

Mai: This place doesn't offer much for vegetarians' does it?

Tea: No, nor does it have much fish.

Seto: You could always order a fish sandwich.

Tea: (Makes a face) eeeww that's gross.

Bakura: So are anchovies.

Y. Malik: I hate anchovies.

Bakura: You and the rest of the world except Tea.

Y. Malik: Damn, I knew I should have killed her when I had the chance.

Pegasus: OOPS I did it again, I made you believe we are more than just friends.

Mokuba: And you say I sing badly.

Pegasus: You do.

Joey: Not as bad as Triston.

Triston: Are you insulten my talent?

Tea: -_- Yea.

Joey: Ok, sense we all think that everyone else can't sing we shall go to a kariokie bar tonight.

Pegasus: Sounds good, but umm, Mokuba is a bit young.

Mokuba: No I am not.

Pegasus: You don't have an ID yet.

Seto: -_- Pegasus are you telling me that you never made a fake ID when you where a kid?

Pegasus: (Shrugs and throws food away) Didn't have to, my dad owned a ton of casino's in Vegas.

Tea: *_* Vegas, oh I would love to go there.

Pegasus: Damn, why did you think I drove all the way to Nevada, we are going to Vegas people!

Yugi: We're in Nevada?

_____________ End 'O Chapter ____________

Arien: Ok people, hope you enjoyed this not so funny chapter.

Pegasus: WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS! WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!

Seto: Yes you have made that quite clear.

Pegasus: Just as long as we don't run into my father, it's all good.

Arien: You're afraid of your father?

Pegasus; (Whimpers) He beat me if I didn't get an A. (Whimpers again)

Seto: Right. (Walks away)

Arien: (Hugs Pegasus) My poor Peggy-chan!

Bakura: Peggy-chan? That's a hoot.

Arien: Ok people please review ^_^ I really like it when you give me some ideas, it's helpful. Oh, should they run into Pegasus's father or not? And if they do should it be serious or not? I need answers. Disclaimer: Thank you people I love you! I have gotten reviews! I am sooooo happy! Thank you Anime/Game Luver (I hope I spelled it write) I have taken your advise ^_^ I hope you enjoy, please review, it really helps me know if I should keep up with this story or drop it.

________________ Karaoke Bar _________________

Mokuba: Can I have some screech?

Seto: Were did you learn that?

Mokuba: Pegasus.

Seto: (Glares at Pegasus) I don't want you corrupting my brother.

Pegasus: (Does too cute of a pout and the Author hugs her Peggy-chan) I didn't know that you didn't want your brother to stay immature.

Mokuba: (Grins) Ya.

Seto: Errg! (Stalks off)

Y. Yugi: Well someone is P.O.ed this morning.

Yugi: Tell me about it.

Mokuba: (Turns back to Pegasus) So you were telling me about spruce beer?

______________________ In Bar _____________

Waitress: (Walks up and starts flirting w/ Yugi, Joey, Kaiba etc. etc.) So men.

Mai: Ahem.

Waitress: (Glares at Mai) and women, (Turns back to the others) What would you like to do tonight.

Bakura: Nothing that includes you.

Waitress: Fine then. (Huffs off)

Pegasus: O.o I hate waitress's.

Seto: O.O I can see why.

Bakura: Creepy. They weren't that bad the last time I checked.

Joey: And just when was the last time you checked?

Bakura: ^_^ Back in Egypt.

Malik: That was ummm, over 3,000 years ago.

Bakura: You think I don't know that?

Malik: Just making a point.

Bakura: Uh huh.

Tea: Oooh, I don't like it here.

Mai: Are you kidding me? This is the life man.

Pegasus: Ya'll are scaring me.

Bakura: There we go with the "Ya'll" thing again.

Pegasus: You insulten my accent?

Bakura: Naw, ya thunk?

Pegasus: I'm hurt.

Bakura: That's nice. (Walks away)

Y. Yugi: Do you know how pointless this is?

Triston: It's not pointless, Mokuba, Seto, Pegasus, Joey, and I are going to have a singing competition.

Pegasus: Then we go and Gamble ^_^

Tea: Umm, you have to be over 21.

Pegasus: I am 24 thank you very much.

Tea: -_- I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about the rest of us.

Pegasus: That's ok, I have influence.

Tea: Right.

Seto: Ok, I go first. (Goes up and selects song)

Seto sings "What's the Dillio" bye MEST.

Pegasus: (Cupping his ears) My god they burn!

_____ Seto finishes singing. horribly__

Joey: Ok, my turn.. Umm, I know I'll sing "Who Let the Dogs Out"

Seto: How appropriate mutt.

Joey: (P.O.ed face) You stay out of this!

Seto: Whatever you say doggy boy.

Pegasus: YAY!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Seto!!! ^_^ I now have an annoying nickname for Joey!!!! Doggy- boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: That's one hell of a lot of exclamation marks.

Bakura: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!!!

Malik: Is this Bakura or is this Bakura who is not actually Bakura?

Everyone: (Crickets)

Pegasus: Right.

Bakura: This is the Tomb Robber if you want to know.

Malik: Ok.

Y. Malik: My god I am surrounded by imbeciles.

Mokuba: You were singing "I Believe I am Can Fly" on top of a suburban in the McDonalds parking lot.

Pegasus: True he was. So what does that make you?

Y. Malik: Go away!

Mai: Not to mention he was singing it at the top of his lungs.

Joey: Can I go yet?

Pegasus: Hmm? Oh ya, you can go. (Takes out a pack of ear plugs and passes them around to people)

_________ Joey gets kicked off stage before he can finish song ____________

Mokuba: My turn ^_^, ok I'll sing. "Grandma Got Run Over Bye a Rain Deer"

Pegasus: ^_^ Yay! I love that song!

Duke: My God.

Yugi: Umm, Pegasus did you take your medication this morning?

Tea: He has medication?

Pegasus: No, I flushed it down the toilet and laughed diabolically as it floated away never to return. Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y. Malik: And you say I'm a phsyco.

Y. Yugi: You are one.

Y. Malik: But look at him. (Points to Pegasus)

Y. Yugi: You're both weird.

Mokuba: Ok, I get to go sing now.

___________ Mokuba did pretty well ___________

Triston: Hey he was better than Joey and Seto.

Seto: (Sticks tongue out at Triston)

Bakura: Oh so now you like Triston, how dare you ditch Pegasus.

Pegasus: What?

Seto: I am NOT gay!

(Everyone in bar stops and stares)

Mai: Go away, go away nothing to see here!

Random Dude: Ya there is, there's a guy screamin at the top of his lungs that he's not gay.

Mai: What guy? I think you're becoming a skitso, you should go lie down for a while.

Random Dude: Whatever you say. (Everyone returns to what they where doing)

Triston: Ok I'm going to sing, ummm, "It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to"

Pegasus: o.O My god that song is older than I am!

_____ Triston gets dragged off after first verse ___________

Seto: Ok Pegasus's turn.

Pegasus: Damn I hope you would have forgotten about me.

Seto: (Evil smirk) not a chance.

Bakura: Oh so the relationship is still on?

Seto: What is with you insisting Pegasus and I are gay?

Bakura: I am not insisting I am stating a fact!

Pegasus: I am NOT gay!

Bakura: Then why are you blushing?

Pegasus: I am NOT blushing.

Bakura: -_- Ya you are.

Pegasus: No I'm NOT! (Stalks on stage)

Bakura: (Turns to Seto) Sorry for pissen off your boyfriend.

Seto: He isn't my boyfriend!

________Pegasus sings "Science of Selling Yourself Short". does pretty bad_____

Y. Yugi: So it has been confirmed that none of you can sing.

Pegasus: Yep ^_^

Tea: Damn I'm bored.

Pegasus: Now we go and gamble!!!!! ^_^

Mokuba: YAY!

Seto: What the hell, it could be fun.

__________ End of thy chapter ___________

Arien: Ok, not the best but that's ok. Umm, please could you give suggestions for helping me write the gambling scene. I would really appreciate it. Thanx!

Pegasus: God Seto can't sing.

Seto: I will murder Bakura if he mentions one more thing about me being gay.

Pegasus: O.o

Seto: What?

Pegasus: Nothing.

Bakura: He was checking you out!

Seto: SHUT UP! (Dives and tackles Bakura)

Bakura: AHHHHH! HELP!

Pegasus: You brought it upon your self.

Arien: ^_^ That's right, (Hugs Pegasus) Bye people! Remember please review! Arien: Ok I don't Yu-Gi-Oh... yadda yadda yadda, anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter, sorry it took a while to get up.

Pegasus: We get to gamble ^_^

Arien: Ya...

Tea: Can we get on w/ the fic?

Arien: Yesh.

_______________ Hotel in Nevada ____________

Tea: We finally got out of that bar.

Mai: I liked it.

Pegasus: That�fs cuz you where flirting w/ the waiters.

Mai: (blushing) Wuz not.

Pegasus: Sure...

Yugi: I am hungry.

Seto: O.o you almost ate that place out of business and you are still hungry?

Pegasus: All I can is you are not using my money.

Yugi: But just $.50?

Pegasus: NO!

Yugi: (pout) Well fine, be that way.

Pegasus: I will thank you very much.

Seto: Ok, umm, shouldn�ft we go to bed?

Malik: Bye, bye, baby bunting, daddy's gon a hunting, he's gone to fetch a rabbit skin to put baby bunting in.*

Everyone: (crickets) -_-

Bakura: Malik? Are you all right?

Malik: What, you've never heard that before?

Triston: Ya I have, my mom sings it to my baby cousin before he goes to bed. Damn that song is from the colonial days.

Bakura: My, my, someone needs a therapist.

Malik: I do not! (Sticks tongue out)

Tea: Now we should all be friends and get along!

Joey: (Duck tapes her mouth shut) no, we shouldn't have to listen to you.

Tea: Mmmf!

Yugi: Hey I am goin to bed.

Pegasus: (yawns) Me too.

(Everyone goes to bed, except Tea)

Tea: Mmmp! Mmmfp, mwwrf! //They are going to pay for this!\\

Pegasus: Now, now, no negative thoughts!

Bakura: Shut up, stop reading peoples minds and go to bed!

________ Next Morning ___________

Tea: (Still has duck tape on mouth) MMMMMMFFFF!

Seto: (To Pegasus) you hear something?

Pegasus: No, do you?

Seto: No, not at all.

Tea: (glares at them)

Mai: I can help (holds up scissors)

Tea: O.O //AHHHHHHHHH\\

Mai: I take that as a no.

Tea; (Nods)

Mokuba: (walks in) Wow ya'll up early.

Seto: You've adopted Pegasus's ya'llness.

Pegasus: Seto, is ya'llness a word?

Seto: Yes.

Pegasus: (raises eyebrow) What language?

Seto: Ummm, Setoism.

Pegasus: Uh huh.

Seto: I personally think it's the best language in the world.

Pegasus: NO, Pegasusism is better.

Seto: (scowls) Oh, well we shall see. Mokuba witch is better, Setoism or Pegasusism?

Mokuba: (Turns to leave) that's easy, the best is Mokubaism. (Leaves)

Pegasus and Seto: -_-*

Pegasus: Well I guess that issue is solved.

Seto: Ya......

Joey: So, what are we doing for breakfast?

Duke: We aren�ft eating it.

Joey: Erk. (Faints)

Duke: Oops...... My bad.

Mai: Great, now we have to drag him all the way to the Casino.

Pegasus: We could leave him here.

(Everyone agrees that leaving Joey is a good idea)

Seto: Here, we'll shove his body in the bathroom and lock the door.

Mai: Why?

Seto; So He can't follow us.

Yugi: Couldn't he just unlock the door?

Seto: You actually think that the mutt could figure that out?

Yugi: True.

(They arrive at Casino)

/Authoress's note: They grabbed a bite to eat on the way to the casino, so don't worry they are not deprived of food, not even Joey who became desperate and ate his socks.\

Man at door: I am sorry but I can't allow you in because none of you are above the age 21.

Pegasus: Look, I can have you removed forcibly or peacefully, whichever way is up to you.

Man at door: (Laughs) And how would you do that?

Pegasus: A number of ways, one we could beat the shit through you and leave you for dead in the dumpster, I could call Mr. James Pegasus and have him remove you, or I could steal your soul and let you wonder around in the shadow realm for all eternity while your body rots in a river where I dumped it.

Man at door: Or she (points to Mai) could just belly dance for me.

Pegasus: That works.

(A couple minutes later)

Mai: I did NOT agree to this.

Pegasus: That�fs nice.

Mai: (Glares at Pegasus) I will make you suffer.

Pegasus: Of course you will Mai.

(I will not give you details on how the belly dancing went, but I can say one thing, The Man at the door woke up the next morning in a Dumpster)

______ they are now inside _________

Yugi: I get to gamble WAHOOOO!!!!

Duke: o.O

Seto: Right...

Pegasus: I'm going to go play poker.

Seto: I�fll tag along.

Bakura: Ooh! Slot machines!

Malik: (Singsong voice) I'M IN A CASINO! I'M IN A CASINO!

Pegasus: Shut up!

Malik: Fine, ruin my fun.

Pegasus: Go tag along w/ Bakura at the slot machines.

Malik: Ok ^_^

___________ Hours later ___________

Yugi: Damn, I just lost a small fortune.

Seto: I will never play poker as long as I live.

Mai: I just watched, therefore I didn't loose any money ^_^

Pegasus: I just made a small fortune.

Duke: That's cuz this whole place is rigged in your favor.

Pegasus: ^_^ I know, ain't it great?

Triston: Not exactly.

Mokuba; that was fun, we need to do that more often Seto.

Seto: No we don't.

Pegasus: Trust me Mokuba, if you want to loose your inheritance fast, come to a casino.

Tea: (finally had duck tape removed) How would you know Pegasus?

Pegasus: Do you know how many I have seen squander their inheritance here?

Seto: A lot.

Pegasus: Ya.

Yugi: Soo, now what do we do?

Triston: Shouldn't we go back and check on Joey?

Duke: That's probably a good idea.

______________ Back in Hotel ___________

Joey: (Banging on door) I know you guys are there, LET ME OUT!!!

Seto: Wow, the mutt's psychic.

Joey: (Scowls) Shut up Kaiba.

Pegasus: Umm, Wheeler, just unlock the door.

Joey: (blushes) Oh ya...... (Unlocks the door)

Yugi: Where are your socks?

Joey: I got desperate so I ate them.

Everyone: O.O*

Seto: Well then.......

Bakura: Ok, must make mental note: Keep all socks away from Joey's mouth.

Pegasus: No, we must keep anything and everything we cherish away from his mouth.

Bakura: You know, you could take that two ways.......

Pegasus: o.O I meant it with material possessions, not body parts.

Bakura: Are you sure?

Pegasus: ~_~ Very sure.

Pegasus: Hey, shouldn't we be heading home?

Seto: Ya.

____________ everyone loads up into the suburban ______________

Yugi: Yo ho yo ho it's a pirate's life for me!!!

Y. Yugi: Yugi, why must you sing in the car?

Yugi: Dunno, must be a gene thing.

Malik: I'm so pretty and witty!!!!

Mokuba: Ya right.

Malik: What? I am!!

Pegasus: SHUT UP!!!!

Everyone: O.O

Pegasus: Thank you! God, I can't concentrate w/ all of you stupid people yelling.

Seto: Well then......

Yugi: (Leans against window) wake me up when we get there.

___________ End Of Da Chapter ^_^ _____________

Arien: Ok I hope you enjoyed this, sorry I haven't updated in a while.

Pegasus: Why do we have to go home?

Seto: Ya, when I get home I have to do work.

Malik: I thought you liked work?

Seto: Who told you that?

Malik: No one, it's just you're working on your laptop all the time.

Seto: Oh..... he he....... That....... (Hides laptop w/ porn sites on it)

Pegasus: Do you have something to hide Kaiba?

Kaiba: Noooo...... Where did you get that idea?

Pegasus: Oh it's nothing.

Arien: Ok people please review, also check out this fic "Rehab" it's a Lord of the Rings fic that is soooooooo kewl, I love it. Ok Haldir has died (I will Kill PJ for that) and he is halls of Mandos ect. ect. and he then has to council Sauron...... ya...... it's really funny ^_^ please read that too. Arien: �eEllo poppit!

Pegasus: Dude, wrong fic.

Arien: I know that, poppit.

Pegasus: I�fm not a girl.

Kaiba: Who knows, you could be one.

Pegasus: WTF!

Kaiba: Pegasus, language!

Pegasus: You never cared before.

Kaiba: I know, I�fm just antagonizing you.

Bakura: I know several ways you could �gantagonize�h him.

Kaiba x Pegasus: GO AWAY!

Arien: Ok people, erm, poppits, break it up, break it up! (Bakura stalks away smirking) Anyway, don�ft own Yu-Gi-Oh ect. ect.

~~~~~~~~~~ On w/ da fic.... Poppits....~~~~~~~~~~

A/N: Ok, I don�ft own the word �gpoppit�h either, everyone should know where that came from (cough-pirates of the Caribbean-cough)

Pegasus: Ok, we are in San Diego.

Kaiba: Land of the pidgins.

Bakura: Penelope pidgin!!! (Inside joke)

Everyone: -_-*

Bakura: Hey, it�fs in a song.

Pegasus: What radio stations have you been listening to?

Bakura: Hey, don�ft go dissen Penelope Pidgin.

Pegasus: I wasn�ft dissen it.

Kaiba: Um, sorry to interrupt but Pegasus you have to turn left.

Pegasus: Oh, your navigator again.

Kaiba: Hey, I�fm holden the map right.

Bakura: But you�fre left handed.

Kaiba: So?

Bakura: That means anything you do, you do wrong cuz only people who are right handed are right.

Pegasus: -_-

Kaiba: I am ambidextrous thank you very much.

Bakura: Whatever you say...

Kaiba: (scowl)

Pegasus: Hey look a park ^_^

Kaiba: ...Ok... O.o

Pegasus: Let�fs feed the pidgins and watch them explode.

Bakura: Well then... Maybe the millennium object did something to you...

Pegasus: (pulls over, he, Kaiba, and Bakura get out)

Bakura: (holding bag of rice) Heh, heh, heh, here pidgin, pidgin, pidgin. (Sprinkles rice on the ground and the pidgins eat it.)

Pegasus: YAY! Destroy pidgins! ^_^

Bakura: Kaiba, your boyfriend is freakin me out!

Kaiba: I�fm not gay!

Bakura: Right...

(One by one the pidgins explode, as they do Pegasus laughs inanely)

Bakura: The scary thing is, he�fs driving.

Kaiba: I�fm trying not to think about it.

Bakura: Anyway, we should get back to the car.

Pegasus: (face falls) awww....

Kaiba: Don�ft worry we can stop by another park later.

Pegasus: ^_^

Kaiba: It�fs amazing how simple his mind is.

Pegasus: My mind is not simple.

Kaiba: Keep dreaming Pegy-boy.

Pegasus: -_-! Pegy-boy?

Kaiba: Bwa hahahahaaaaaa!!! Now I have an obnoxious name for you. HA!

(They arrive back in the car)

Bakura: God, they�fre still asleep!

Pegasus: Creepy man...

Kaiba: Shut up and drive!

Pegasus: I�fm going, I�fm going!

(Much later)

Pegasus: Ok we�fre here.

Bakura: Finally!

Kaiba: FREEDOM!

Pegasus: What do we do with them?

Kaiba: Oh just dump them off at Yugi�fs.

Pegasus: Ok.

(They literally drop them off at Yugi�fs)

Kaiba: Finally at home. (Deep breath)

Mokuba: Seto I�fm tired.

Kaiba: Ok, go take a nap.

(Mokuba wonders off)

Kaiba: Finally some peace and quiet.

___________ END OF STORY!!!! __________

Arien: Ok, crappie ending, but think about what Kaiba says, �gFinally some peace and quiet�h and then think of how things usually work out for Kaiba... Ya, SEQUAL!!!

Pegasus: Oh dear god!

Yugi: I didn�ft have a single line.

Joey: None of us did.

Mai: But we get to talk now.

Arien: Not for long! Ok people, please review, I will have another road- trip type story sequel thing soon.

Kaiba: By ya�fll

Mokuba: You just said, �gya�fll�h

Kaiba: Damnit!

Arien: By, by, poppits, and please review ^_^

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