Sunday, October 3, 2004

   yeah here is a yuyuhakusho fanfic! this one is a sleepover and it is absolutely hilarious! ^,^
Disclaimer: NO I DON'T OWN HIEI OR YU YU HAKUSHO. Sadly.

~~~~~~~~~~ (If you're wondering, there are no pairings)

Yukina: (looking at movies) There are so many to choose from! What to pick? What to pick?

(The YYH gang are at Panorama(don't own it)looking for a movie to rent. It was Friday night and they were really bored. Kurama, Hiei, and Botan were at the store getting popcorn and junk like that)

Yusuke: Let's get porn! (holds up a video with a naked lady on it)

Yukina: Ooooohhhh!! Strange. She's wearing no clothes. (looks at it curiously)

Kuwabara: URAMESHI!! DON'T BURN YUKINA'S BEAUTIFUL WITH THAT STUFF THAT I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH BUT THE GIRLS WOULD KICK MY BUTT FOR IT!! (throws it out the door and men run after it. Let's get a comedy! Bruce Almighty! (Don't own that either. T_T)

Keiko: A romantic one! (holds up Chasing Liberty which I don't own either)

Yukina: This one looks interesting! Dora the Explorer?(Happily don't own that one)

Yusuke: HORA DORA?! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

(Keiko bangs him over the head)

Keiko: Let's get all three. We might as well rent all three for all night!

Kuwabara: Then me and Yukina can be together all night! ^.^

Yukina: ^^000 (sweatdrop)

(Hiei, Botan, and Kurama come in with many bags)

Kurama: So what will be watching?

Hiei: Stupid ningen movies you baka kitsune. I can't believe I was talked into this!

Kuwabara: We're watching Bruce Almighty, The magestic, and Dora the Explorer!

Yusuke: (cough) Hora Dora (cough)

(Keiko and Botan hit him over the head)

Yukina: Did you remember the ice cream Kurama? (moves away from Keiko beating Yusuke)

Hiei: (chibi-fies) SWEET SNOW???

Kurama: Ooooppsssss...

Hiei: (un chibi-fies) (looks murderous) I WILL KILL YOU!!

Kurama: (brings out some ice cream) (gives it to Hiei) I was just kidding Hiei. We have it. Geez. You really do like your sweet snow, don't you?

Hiei: (looks like his cute self again) Hn. Yummy sweet snow. Baka ningens. Baka kitsune. Baka party. Baka world. (and on, and on, and on)

Yusuke: (has five bumps on his head) Owwww....

Keiko: Deserves you right, you big perv!

Botan: Bingo!

Yusuke+Keiko: 'Bingo'?

Botan: (shrugs) I felt like saying it. (pays dude at the counter) Now lets get this party started! WAHOOOOOOOO!!! (flies at the door on her oar)

Yukina: Wait Botan! Watch out for that (Oooohh... Ouch. Bang.) Door... --

Botan: @_@ I see juice packets with wings..heh..heh..heh..

(They all go to Keiko's house and into Keiko's very large room. IT has a kitchen, bathroom, big screen TV, two dressing rooms, a hot top on the left side of the TV, and a pool next to the hut tub *my dream room that I will never have*)

Yusuke: Damn...

Kuwabara: Imagine Dora on that huge screen! (imagining the map from Dora the Explorer *I was forced to watch it at my baby-sitters when I was ten because of the little kids* singing 'I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map' over and over again. Never ending. Shivers go down his spine) Ewww....

Yusuke: (whispers to Kuwabara) Hora Dora.

Keiko+Botan+Yukina: (menacing glare at Yusuke)

Keiko: So! Someone make the popcorn. You, Hiei.

Hiei: What is popcorn?

Keiko: Fine, Yukina, you help him.

Hiei: (blushes badly)

Yusuke: (nudges Hiei) HA-HA. How about that Hiei? You like that?

Kurama: Yes. Yukina is very close to your heart, isn't that right?

Hiei: >< SHUTUP!!!

Yukina: ^_^ I'd be more than happy to help you Hiei. (grabs popcorn and takes Hiei into the kitchen)

Yusuke: I want to blow up the balloons-(looks at the kitchen with an evil smile)-in the kitchen.

Kurama: ME TOO!

Keiko: Fine, then you two can bake the pizza. (They leave to the kitchen. Keiko looks at Kuwabara and Botan seriously) Us three have the most important job here! And I expect to do it well and carefully!

Kuwabara: Geezzzz... Filling the pool and tub with water ain't that hard (sweatdrop)

Botan: Bingo!
Keiko: O_O OH SHUT THE HOLES IN YOUR FACE! It's very important! I'm going to go get the buckets.... ><

(In the kitchen.....)

Yukina: Kazuma said that you put it in this microwave....(looks confused) Which is the microwave?

Hiei: (points to dishwasher) Is THAT the microwave?

Yusuke: For three eyes you can't spot things very well.

Hiei: I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you detective. I don't know baka ningens things because I'm not like you!

Kurama: (giggles)

Hiei: What's so funny, kitsune?

Kurama: Yukina’s fixing your~ ta~~g! (giggle)

(Yes, Hiei is wearing a regular T-shirt. Yukina put his tag back into the shirt because it had been out)

Hiei: (blush) o.o

Yukina: Was that okay?

Hiei: Uhh...thank y-you... (gets majorly red)

Yusuke: Now (points to microwave) that microwave. (points to dishwasher* That dishwasher. You understanding?

Hiei: ~.~ DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE I WAS A LITTLE KID!

Yusuke: You certainly look like one (innocent whistle)

Hiei: DETECTIVE!! I AM SO CLOSE TO KILLING YOU RIGHT NOW THAT- (popcorn pops) AHHHHH!!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!

Yukina: (screams)

(Kuwabara comes in drenched in water)

Kuwabara: Why did you scream my love? My darling, are you okay?!

Everyone in kitchen besides Kuwabara: (major sweatdrop)

(Popcorn pops several more times)

Hiei: (draws katana) Grrrr....

Yukina: (grabs Hiei's arm for protection)

Hiei: :| (blush)

Kurama: That's just the popcorn Hiei. Don't freak Yukina.

Hiei: (puts katana away)

Yukina: (let's go of Hiei) I'm s-s-sorry.....

Hiei: No! Really! It's okay!

Kurama: Awwww......look! It's big brother and baby sister! Isn't that cute?

Hiei: KITSUNE!!

Yukina: Excuse me?

Yusuke: (quickly changes subject, looks at the still soaked Kuwabara) What happened to you?'

Kuwabara: -.- I don't want to talk about it.

Kurama: He who has no hair on his lip can not be trusted to do anything well (everyone sweatdrops beside him)

Yusuke: What does that mean?

Kurama: Why should I know?

Kuwabara: Didn't you just say it?

Yukina: I wonder if the popcorn is done yet? (looks in microwave)

Keiko: (comes running in and looks at Kuwabara) You spilled the water?! Didn't you!?

Botan: (comes walking in) Do I have to put the pizza in myself or what?

Yusuke: Would you be quiet for once?

Kurama: Does anyone one here have objection to pepperoni?

Hiei: (very annoyed) Are we playing 21 questions or something?

Kuwabara: You actually know a human game shrimp?

Keiko: He does?

Botan: Really?

Kurama: Or would you all like mushrooms better?

Yusuke: Are we at question 15?

Hiei: Why did I even come to this baka ningen party? What was I thinking?

Kuwabara: Didn't we drug you or something to get you to say yes?

Keiko: Who spilt the stupid bucket of water?!

Botan: Didn't Kuwabara do that?

Keiko: (looks murderously at the now shaking Kuwabara) DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY BRAND NEW CARPET KUWABAKA?!

Everyone besides Keiko+Hiei: Yay!! We reached 21~~!

(Ding! Ding!)

Kurama: Popcorn's done!

Botan: Bingo!

Hiei+Keiko: --'''

(So, eventually, they got everything together and were in the hut tub. But the girls were still in the dressing room)

(Hiei is still in the boy's dressing room but is in black trunks. Yusuke in really short navy short. Kuwabara in oarnge trunks. And for you Kurama fans, Kurama is in a speedo)

(The girls come out and Botan is in a sparkly one piece of purple bathing suit. Keiko's wearing a one piece red suit. Yukina is in a tank top with a bikini bottom *tank top is red, bottom is blue* on. Kuwabara begins to go wild over how Yukina is)

Kuwabara: Yukina, you look simply beautiful! (drools)

Yusuke: Stop drooling, you pervert.

Yukina: Thank you Kazuma (she slips in right between him and Yusuke. Keiko is between Yusuke and Kurama. Botan is by Kurama) You look good too.

Kuwabara: (blushes)

Yusuke: Where's the shrimp, Hiei?

Botan: Is he STILL in the dressing room? He takes longer than me with my makeup!

Kurama: I'll go check (slips out)

Girls: OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooHHHHHHH!!! O_____________O (They watch him until he goes into the room)

Botan: I've never noticed Kurama is sooooo cute before!

Keiko: Oh yah! Can't wait until he comes this way!

Yusuke: Now who's the perverts?

Yukina: Sorry Kazuma, but Kurama has a fine butt! And oh so fine it is!

(In dressing room)

Hiei: I'm not coming out!

Kurama: But-

Hiei: Don't make me rip your voice box out Kurama! I'm not going out of this room! Never!

Kurama: --; Fine. Be that way. (Walks out)

Hiei: (crosses arms) >< I hate swimming pools. And I look utterly ridiculous! Damn hot tubs!

Kurama: (comes out)

Girls: WAHOOOOO!!!

Kuwabara: Where's shorty?

Kurama: He said that he is never coming out and that if I try to make him, or anyone for that matter, he will rip out my voice box (gets in next to Botan) So nice and warm! ^__________^ I love hot tubs.

(Keiko and Yukina rush over to be next to Kurama. Keiko makes it first)

Yukina: MOVE! XD OR SUFFER!!!

Keiko: What are you going to do about it? Kurama wants me by him anyway. Right, foxie boy?

Kurama: (major sweatdrop) I don't want to answer that question on the grounds I may get pummeled by one of you. Or be hated by other fan girls out there if I pick one of you.

Botan: (grabs his arm and rubs her face on it) My lovely kitsune! You're to modest. You love me? X| RIGHT?

Kurama: I don't want a say in this. ^^;;;

(Girls close in)

Yusuke: (to Kuwabara) The lions are closing in on their prey! (chuckle)

Kuwabara: (To Yusuke) But, what does Kurama have that I don't have? I'm almost perfect!

Yusuke: -- Now all you need is a brain.

Kuwabara: Shutup Urameshi.

Yusuke: Fine, fine, Okay. He has long red hair. He has REALLY big green eyes that sparkle. He's really smart. A fine butt...uhhhhh...according to the girls. And also uses a rose for a weapon!

Kuwabara: Hmph. I guess he is cool.

Girls: Darn straight he is!

Keiko: Kurama's mine, you freaky witch on an oar!

Botan: Witch on an oar?! GRRR!!!

(The girls all end up out of the hot tub and fighting eachother at the same time)

Yusuke: WOAH! Keiko's a monster! Go Keiko! CAT FIGHT HIEI! Cat fight! Me- OW!

Kuwabara: Look! Yukina's chewing on Botan's leg and won't let go! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kurama: This will never solve anything.

Yusuke: Hey, girl on girl action here! Let me enjoy it!

Kuwabara: OW!

Yusuke: What? What?

Kuwabara: Hiei just got involved.

Yusuke: That poor guy. HIEI! GET OUT OF THERE! They're more brutal than Toguro!

Hiei: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP MEEE~~~~!

(A big smoke of dust surrounds them and you can't see in)

Yusuke: Damn! I can't see in! Can either of you?

Kuwabara: Nope.

Kurama: We have to help Hiei quick!

Yusuke: (to Kuwabara) He's also sweet. Nice. Kind. Gentle. Won't fight unless he really has to or is forced to. He is really cute, according to the girls, and a shows everyone mercy and even to his opponents.

Kurama: Who are you talking about?

Yusuke+Kuwabara: Nobody!

Kurama: Someone has to go in there.

Yusuke: No. Not me. My beautiful hair will get messed up. Do you know how much grease I have to use to do this?!

Kuwabara: Don't think I'm going in that palace of violence. It's WAY to dangerous (gulps) I could loose in eye in there, you guys.

Yusuke: Trust me, it'll be an improvement. Now get your ass in there! (pushes him in)

Kuwabara: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (falls in) I'm to young to die!

Yusuke: Don't come back out until you have Hiei AND have made love and peace in there.

Vash: (suddenly appears) (makes Love and Peace sign) LOVE AND PEACE!!

Wolfwood: Get your ass back in here, darnit! (pulls him back in)

Kurama+Yusuke: O_O

(A hand comes out and grabs Yusuke's hand. Kurama holds onto Yusuke by his arm as he is being pulled it)

Yusuke: (says really fast) I don't wanna' die! I don't wanna' die! I don't wanna' die!

Kurama: I feel you slipping.

Yusuke: Don't let me go! (is half way in by now) AAAHH!

Voice: (evil laugh) Come and join the fun, Urameshi!

Yusuke: No thank you! I'd rather live! Wait? Urameshi? Is that you Kuwabara?

Voice: MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! And how dare you insult me by calling me that baka Kuwabara!

Kurama: (lets go on purpose) Whoopsie-daisy!

Yusuke: DAMN YOU FOX!! (Grab the rim of the hot tub) I STILL DON'T WANT TO DIE!

(Hot tub tips over and water gets all over them. The cloud of dust disappears. The girl(plus Hiei and Kuwabara)are sipping lemonade)

Yusuke+Kurama: -.- What in the heck?

Botan: We've come to a conclusion...after much pain...

Yukina: That we won't bite eachother anymore...

Keiko: Because we're to bootylicious for you! You ain't ready for this jelly!

Girls: (smile)

Kurama: (prancing around) YAY! I'm free once again!

Hiei: Hn. This 'lemptanade' is pretty good.

All besides Hiei: It's lemonade!

Hiei: Oh shutup.

Keiko: Let's watch a movie!

Hiei: I'm going back to my home, my precious tree.

Keiko: No you're not! You are staying and going to like it!

Hiei: I don't have to listen to a baka ningen girl like YOU! I do whatever I damn well please and that ain't going to start changing now! (walks towards the door, stomping like a child)

Yukina: Wait, Hiei?

Hiei: What now?!

Yukina: (holds out a bowl of ice cream) Don't you want you're sweet snow?

Hiei: (chibi-fies) SWEET SNOW?!?! WOW!!! ARIGATO!! (eats it while still a chibi)

Hiei: (still chibi) Yay! More please!

Yukina: Not unless you stay.

Hiei: (starts comically crying)

Botan: Say that you'll sta~~~~~yy! (Waves another bowl of ice cream in from of him) MMMMMM!!! Sweet, nice, soft, delicious sweet snow~~~~~~!

Hiei: (holding it back)

Yusuke: You know you want it Hiei.

Hiei: (un-chibi-fies) Hn.

Kuwabara: If he doesn't want it (grabs it) I'll more than gladly take it!

Hiei: Hey! (takes it) >< Don't ever touch a demon's sweet snow, Kuwabaka ningen. You could get killed very easily. (eats it)

Botan: Will you stay???

Hiei: Sure. As long as you don't run out of (chibi-fies) SWEET SNOW! (un- chibi-fies) Then I'm okay and I'll stay.

Everyone besides Hiei: YAY!

Hiei: (twirls finger) Wahoo.

Yukina: It's almost midnight, already?!

Kurama: Let's play a game!

Botan: What do we play?

Keiko: (brings out a glass of orange juice) We play....TRUTH OR DARE!! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone besides Keiko: Oh sh- (cut off by the end of this chapter)

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PLEASE REVIEW! ^__^ One good review, and I'll do another chapter, I won't do another if I don't get ONE good review. __-SamanthaSagara-____*Keiko spins the bottle and it lands on....Kuwabara*

Keiko: Truth or dare?

Kuwabara: Umm...truth?

Keiko: *thinks for a minute, light bulb floats over her head because she gets an idea*

Yusuke: *pokes the light bulb. It goes out*

Keiko: >< *SLAP* Anyway, Kuwabara, I have it *evil smile* What is your deepest fantasy about Yukina?

Kuwabara: O_O

Yukina: *majorly red*

Yusuke: Before you say anything, Kuwabara, let me just say one thing- PERVERTED THOUGHT BY KUWABARA!! HAHA!

Hiei: Grrrr.... *gets ready to pull out sword to cut Kuwabara into a million peices* Why that dirty-

Kurama: Uh-Oh, spagettio's!

Kuwabara: Okay *takes a deep breath* I'm in a bed. And Yukina comes in with one of those see through shirt on. Pink. And a purple bikini bottom. *starts drooling* Then, when she gets near the bed, she takes that off to reveal a very small bikini. With red glitter on her legs and stomach. And then when she does get in the bed-

Hiei: NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Kurama: *grabs Hiei's arm and holds him back* Think happy thoughts Hiei! Think happy thoughts like killing a bunch of people! Think that!

Hiei: *calms down* Damn happy thoughts. Grr....sick pervert.

Kuwabara: <.< Anyway, when she gets in the bed-

Yusuke: No more! No more! I'm getting a visual! No more visual! *covers his ears* Does anyone have acid!?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Botan: *steam coming out of her ears*

Kurama: OOOHHH!! Are you a choo-choo train?

Keiko: Umm....Botan? Are you okay?

Botan: NO! Not now and never! *gets in Kuwabara's face* That's what you said about me too! Two timing baka!

Yukina: You better just spin the bottle.

*Everyone sits back down and Kuwabara spins the bottle. It lands on.....Hiei*

Kuwabara: Alright, shrimp boy, lets see what you'll pick. Truth or Dare?

Hiei: Truth.

Kuwabara: What's your deepest, darkest secret? *big smile*

Hiei: You are so lucky that Steve from Jerry Springer is standing right there-

All: HI STEVE


Steve: Hello!

Hiei: Anyway, that Steve is here because you would be dead!

Kuwabara: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Hiei: *quickly glances over at Yukina. Then back over to Kuwabara* I can't tell you that! That is very secret!

Kuwabara: You have to. Either that....or have an unpleasant fate. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


*Five minutes later...*

Everyone besides Kuwabara


Kuwabara: HAHAHAH! *stops and takes many deep breaths* I'm done. So? What is it?

Botan: How can you possibly breath after all of that?

Kuwabara: Say~~~~! Hiei! Put the truth to a dare! I have an evil- errmm...I mean...good idea! *big grin*

Yusuke: *swings hand over Kuwabara's head* I see no light bulb. Besides, how can you think without a brain?

Hiei: Kuwabaka! Kuwabaka! Fright of day from Kuwabaka!

Yukina: Ding Dong! Kuwabara's gone! Kuwabara's gone! The only man in the world who doesn't look good in a thong!

*Little midgets start marching around them singing Yukina's tune. They finally leave after Kuwabara kicks the purple hatted scary looking midget outside*

PHM: *In a high squeaky voice* I WILL GET YOU!!! MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!

*Five minutes later*

PHM: Heh...heh... after I s-suffocate...for a...while... *face is all purple and falls to the ground*

Yusuke: HAHAHA!! Now his face matches his hat!

Hiei: Aren’t you smart?

Yusuke: *proudly* Why, thank you!

Hiei: - - It’s called sarcasm, moron.

Keiko: Wait...does he have a pacifier in his mouth?

*There is. Botan gasps*

Botan: Darn it all. I forgot that I was supposed to baby sit Koenma tonight. *shrugs* Oh well. Just means no sugar for him tonight.

Keiko: I'm not even going to ask.

Botan: EWW!! NO! Not *that* kind of sugar. He likes me to feed him sugar every night. How do you think he's able to float in the middle of the sky?! It's all in the sugar.

Yusuke: *hits her over the head* Stupid. That is Koenma!

Kurama: He's suffocating!

Kuwabara: So?

Keiko: *pushes him in front of Koenma* Perform CPR! You did it on your kitten! He's not much bigger, so there shouldn't be that much of a difference!

Yusuke: *puckers lips* Yeah, Kuwabara, do CPR. It's what you've always dreamed on doing. Kissing a guy. *chuckles*

Kuwabara: Shutup Urameshi! That dream of you and me was given to me by YOU! So what does that tell ya'? Huh? Huh?

Yusuke: So you admit it.

Kuwabara: - - And you don't get it.

Hiei: My opinion is that you both need to be put in an insane asylum in straight jackets. In the rubber room with a camera recording both of you talking to walls, then hitting into them because they don't talk back. That way I know I will enjoy my day.

Kurama: Bring on the men in white. But them in a straight jacket. It won't be out of the usual.

Keiko: CPR. No. Go. Now. BEFORE I PUT MYSELF IN A STRAIGHT JACKET AND JUMP TO THE FARTHEST INSANE ASYLUM WHERE I'LLL SPEND MY TIME WITH LUNATICS WITH BIG BULDGING EYES AND WHO HEAR VOICES FROM NOWHERE IN A BIG ASS YELLOW ROOM


Everyone besides Keiko: Meep!

Kuwabara: Okay. Okay. I'll do it. But *looks at Yusuke* I will not enjoy it.

Yusuke: *cough* Gay *cough*

Hiei: *cough* Man Lover *cough*

(A/N- I have nothing against gays. So I mean nothing bad against them.)

Hiei+Yusuke: *chuckle*

Yukina: Men are such children. >< JUST GET ON WITH IT!

Kuwabara: *chibi-fies* Anything for you, my love! *un-chibi-fies* M-kay! I'm going in for the kill!

Yusuke: I think he would die from you just kissing him...

Yukina: - - No. You want to bring him back to life. No kill. Bad thing. *holds out a doggy treat* I'll give you a Scooby-Snack if you do it Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: ^_______^ Ruff! Ruff!

*Kuwabara leans in. But Koenma jumps up and scares away all of the other midgets*

Koenma: Don't scare me like that ever again! You almost gave me a heart attack.

Keiko: Would have scared anyone.

Kurama: Why are you here? *everyone walks closer* You better not be here to ruin our fun!

Koenma: No! I'm here to join the fun.

Everyone but Koenma: NNNNUUUUUUUUU!!! YOU CAN'T!

Koenma: *looks angrily* And why not? *sucks on pacifier* Mmmm...grape flavored....

Hiei: Because that *would* be ruining our fun.

Botan: Sorry Koenma sir, but they are right. *shoves him out the door* You can leave now. Go play with your fellow midgets. Okay?

Koenma: Botan...if you don't let me play with you guys I'll take away your oars!

Botan: *gasps* A world with no oars??? *faints*

Yukina: >_< OOOOOOUUUUUTTTT!! *slams door shut and locks it* Kay. Now lets get back to playing!

*All sit back down in a circle(besides Botan who is still unconscious on the sidelines)*

Keiko: No more interruptions!

All besides Hiei: YAY!

Hiei: - - *twirls finger* Wahoo.

Kuwabara: Short stuff? Do you want to tell us your secret now? Or do you want to *evil grin* Change it to dare? MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough, cough* Okay. I think that's enough 'Ha-ha's' for one day.

Yusuke: I know his secret! *cough* Yukina *cough*

Hiei: *pulls out katana* YOUR ASKING FOR IT DETECTIVE


Keiko: *pulls him back down* Why do you even have that stupid thing. All it does is hurt people. *Throws it in the pool* There. No more killing for you.

Hiei: DAMN YOU!!! NUUUUUU!!! KILLING IS MY LIFE!!! *jumps in for it*

*Yukina smells something burning. Smoke starts to sift in*

Keiko: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY KITCHEN! IT'S BURNING!

Kurama: The pizza! I forgot all about it! What do we do?!

Yusuke: Frankly, dear, I don't give a damn.

Keiko: MMMMMYYYYYY KITCHEN


*When they get close enough, it gets hot. They just sit close enough and think while the thing is burning up (how smart..


Kurama: The mushrooms will get burnt if we don't do something quick!

Yukina: Let's just get delivery.

Keiko: But that pizza's not delivery. It's Digorno!(don't own that)

Everyone: mmmmmmmm....Digorno!

*Hiei jumps out of the water, soaked, with his katana*

Hiei: *whispering* Myyy precious..yes. Yes. Yes. We will make her pay. We won't let her get away with what she did to you. We'll hack her to peices. Then throw her in the water to see if human body parts float... Heh..heh..heh...

Keiko: Wait! We have hope! *Grabs Hiei* I'll throw him in. He's all wet. He won't get burned. Unfortunately.

Hiei: O________O WHAT?!? HAVEN'T YOU CAUSED ME ENOUGH PAIN!?!?! GO IN YER' SELF!

Kuwabara: *throws him in*

Keiko: *suspicious look*

Kuwabara: *points to watch* Sorry. No time.

Hiei: *in fire* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! DAMN NINGEN CRAP


Yukina: He's never handled human things before.

Yusuke: *yells* Stick your cape in the stove! It's wet! It should stop the fire!

Hiei: I'm not wearing it, baka!

Yusuke: Well, that's sort of a set back...

Kuwabara: *yells* Put your head in there! In the oven!

Kurama: *hits Kuwabara in the head. Then yells to Hiei* Wait a minute! I'll be right in! *Jumps in the water. Than runs in the fire screaming a warrior cry* CHAKALABOOM! CHAKALAKABOOM!

*1 minute later...*

Kuwabara: They better not be sipping lemonade!

Yusuke: *shouts* Hey! Are you two dead in there? Nothing's stopped!

Keiko: I'd rather go in myself.

Yusuke: Why don't you?

Keiko: I would much like to keep the rest of my hair. Thank you very much.

Yusuke: Okay. I've had it. I'm going to stop this fire before I have to go in there myself! If I can destroy the ozone layer with my hair spray cans, I can certainly stop this fire!

*Goes and drags pool to the kitchen. Then spills it over and water runs in. Smoke and fire stops. Surprisingly, everything’s okay. Kurama and Hiei are at the table. Eating. The. Pizza.*

Kuwabara: What in the world are you doing?!

Hiei: *mouthful* Eabing. *Swallow* What does it look like, Kookabaka?

Botan: BINGO! *she starts eating*

Yukina: YAY! She's awake


Keiko: Wait, one minute. If Yukina's an ice apparition, then why didn't she put out the fire?

Yusuke: NOW you think about it.

Keiko: EXCUSE ME FOR PANICKING


*So, they all start eating*


Will be continued! I need another good review before I continue! ^_~ Arigato! DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR WHO'S CUTEST! (Go back to the top of the last chapter to see what I'm talking about) Because in two chapters, the winner will be revealed! MWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

Wise words for today-

Always listen to the wise, old, Asian man in the movies.

Quote for today- Comes from Hiei- hn.

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