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Tuesday, January 4, 2005
funny funny funny! as long as you don't mind a little cussing and the mention of inka then you'l find it funny ^^ oh and this is not meant to be of racial offense, sorry for any who may be offended
Dias...Confused
(author's note: I don't own Star Ocean or any of its characters! I came up with this fic in Spanish class! ^.^)
Dias was walking down the streets of Mexico, Earth. He was walking along, minding his own business when a short, Hispanic man wearing a sombrero came up to him. Buenos dias!E
Huh?EDias looked down at the smiling Hispanic.
Buenos dias! Como estas usted?E
What the fuck is this person on? Dias glared down at the short guy. He didnt understand what this person was rambling on about. He decided that if he glared at this short earthling, it may leave him alone.
Buenos dias!E
Dias continued to glare at the Hispanic.
Buenos dias! Dias!E
What are you talking about?E
Como?E
Great! This earthling cant even speak English!
Como? Buenos dias!E
Hey Dias!E
Dias was relieved when he saw Claude walking down the street towards him, for once. Claude! What is this guy saying?E
Buenos dias! Dias!EThe Hispanic smiled at Claude.
Hmmm... I could make Dias look completely stupid at this moment, Claude thought. Um, hes saying that You have a small pecker, Dias!
What?! Ok, NO ONE disses my cock size!EDias unsheathed his sword and decapitated the Hispanic. The police happened to be walking by when this happened. The officers ran up to this scene.
Youre under arrest for murder!Ethe first officer yelled.
Wha...?EDias was confused. He was never arrested on Expel when he killed bandits. Or people who dissed his cock size.
Put the sword down!Ethe second officer yelled.
Dias glared at the two officers. Swiftly he put his swords blade up to the second officers throat.
Uh, never mind senior! Just dont kill any more people!E
Much better.EDias knocked the two officers out and dragged their bodies into a nearby dumpster. He did the same with the Hispanic.
Um, Dias, you shouldnt have killed that Hispanic or those officers...EClaude started. Dias gave him the evil eye. N-never mind!E
Dias sheathed his sword and looked at the crowed that had just witnessed this whole scene. What? Do you want to end up like any of them?E
The sea of people parted as Dias walked through the crowd and continued to be confused about Earths customs.
hehe, doesn't he look evil with his deadly sewing machine? ^,^
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