It is I heruchigu here and i have nothing to say other then i submitted a fanart, that i would really love you guys to see, it's a fan comic between Hellsing and Rurouni Kenshin.^^ nothing to say other then i found Shigure in a bathtub and i love it!! it's so kawaii!! ^_________________^ lol, yeah that's about as big of a smile as i can give! lol~ Here are some awesome doujinshi pics of my three favorite Furuba characters
by the way, there's a fanfic we made about Furuba and us including RakuDa Kaiyuku and me ^^ hope you guys enjoy ^,^
Kaiyuku
Rakuda (0.o inuyasha o.0)
Heruchigu
Kai: Konnichiwa menna-san!!!!!!!
Rakuda: konnichiwa.
Kaiyuku (Kai): Well this is me and Rakuda’s (Raku) FanFic centered on killing Tohru Honda!
Ha’ri: What?
Kai: Also we both have one person that follows us around throughout the whole FanFic! I have Hatori Sohma (Ha’ri) and Raku has Sephiroth (Seph-kun or Seph.)
Raku: Chii I shall give you the honors of having Shigure all to yourself in this one.
Kai: Well this is Just a Furuba FanFic so no other anime are in this….oh all but one Game person but we can bend the rules for Raku.
Seph: …
Kai: So now we start our FanFic of Gun!! I mean fun!!
Ha’ri: *sigh* this is gonna be a long Fic.
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**Start Fic**
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It was a gray winter morning as Kyo Sohma got up for school. As he walked down stairs to the kitchen he heard two unfamiliar voices.
“Shigure! It’s been so long!” said the first voice it sounded like a girl.
“It’s good to see you where are Yuki-kun and Kyo-kun?” another voice that also sounded like a girl.
As Kyo rounded the corner he stopped two girls talking with Shigure Sohma. One of the girls had black hair and green eyes and the other had violet hair and hazel eyes. The girl with black hair spotted Kyo as he tried to walk away,” Kyon-kun!” she called.
“Get away from me!” he said as he walked off down the hall to the dinning room.
“Grr!” she hissed,” Kyon-kun!!!!! Get back here!”
“Uhh,” Shigure said,” I don’t think that’s a good idea Kaiyuku-kun. He doesn’t seem to remember you.”
“I know Ha’ri told me…” Kaiyuku said,” but I want to try anyway! Are you with me Rakuda-chan?”
“Yah….don’t know how I can help you but will.” Rakuda said shrugging.
“Oh,” said Tohru Honda,” I didn’t know we were going to have guests.”
“Oh,” Shigure said,” Tohru, these people are Rakuda and Kaiyuku Sohma.”
“Oh are they part of the Zodiac?” Tohru asked.
“Well yes and no.” Shigure said.
“Huh?”
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“Oh so Kai-san is the wolf and Raku-san is the panther?” Tohru asked after Shigure explained.
“Yes.” Shigure said.
Then the sound of sudden foot steps caused them all to look up the steps as Yuki Sohma appeared.
“Ohayo Yuki-kun!” Kaiyuku said.
“Hey…” Rakuda said.
Yuki stared at them for a moment then proceeded down the hall to the dining room as Kyo had minutes before.
“What’s up with him?” Rakuda asked.
“I don’t know.” Shigure said.
“Your lying!” Kaiyuku said pointing a finger at Shigure.
“If I was you’d know it.”
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Kai: OK INTERMISSION TIME!!!!!!
Raku: About time there was a brake I’m tried of talking and thinking!
Kai: But……
Raku: but what…?
Seph: You only said maybe two lines.
Raku: That took energy too you know?
Ha’ri: Then in a Doctor’s opinion you are really unhealthy.
Kai: uh-huh I take health class and if that wears you out you need more exercise.
Raku: You’re a psycho doctor and you must be failing that health class your in. I’m perfectly healthy!
Kai: *plugging ears* yep….yep…uh-huh.
Raku: LISTEN TO ME YOU BAKA!!!!!!!
Kai: well you seemed you have gotten back your energy huh? Ok then back to the Fic!
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“So what the hell are you two doing here anyway?” Kyo said as Kaiyuku and Rakuda walked into the dining room followed by Shigure and Tohru.
“Well,” Kaiyuku started,” We just wanted to see you stupid cat!”
“DON’T CALL ME STUPID YOU MOUTHY LITTLE BRAT!!!!” Kyo yelled banging his fist on the table.
“Why not stupid cat?” Kaiyuku asked.
“ DAMMIT YOU JUST WANT TO PISS ME OFF HUH? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF!!!!!! YOU THINK I COULD GO ONE DAY WITHOUT SOME IDIOT CALLING ME STUPID!!!!!!!!!!” Kyo yelled even louder.
“Shut up….”Yuki said,”….stupid cat.”
“OH THAT’S IT YOU’RE GOING DOWN TODAY!!! TODAY’S THE DAY’S I’M GONNA SNAP THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK OF YOURS YOU DAMN RAT!!!!!” Kyo said standing up.
“I told you to shut up.” Yuki said calmly.
“There he goes…” Kaiyuku said,” Shigure do they do this every morning?”
“Not really.” Shigure said,” It’s been mild lately but now…”
“OK COME ON RAT-BOY YOU’RE GOING DOWN!!!!” Kyo yelled.
“Oh it’s on now.” Yuki said mockingly.
Kyo then ran at Yuki fist raised,” YOU’RE DEAD!!!!”
“ Please don’t you ever get sick of the same thing day in and day out?” Yuki asked easily dodging Kyo’s fist as if were in slow motion.
“SHUT UP!!!” Kyo yelled.
“You first,” and with that said Yuki sent Kyo flying out the door Kaiyuku had opened a minute before so Shigure’s house would be spared damage.
Shigure gave a sigh of relief as Kyo flew into the pond at the far end of the garden,” Thank you Kai-kun you saved my house how could I ever repay you?”
“Well,” Kaiyuku started,” Now that you mention it Raku and I are looking for a place to stay other then the Sohma main house with Akito on our backs.”
“Oh…” Shigure said,” Oh I suppose as long as Akito doesn’t mind and if you can share a room with one another. I am running out of space to put you all.”
“Okay,” Rakuda said,” That’s not a problem.”
“That’s right.” Kaiyuku said.
“WHAT!!!?!?!?!” Kyo said running back to the door,” THERE IS NO WAY THEY’RE STAYING HERE!?!!?!?!”
“Way,” Kaiyuku said,” Right Shigure?”
“Kai-kun’s right,” Rakuda said,” We’re going to make your life Kyon-Kyon a living hell.”
“DON’T CALL ME KYON-KYON YOU LITTLE….” Kyo stopped.
“Little what?” Kaiyuku asked eyeing Kyo.
“Nothing!” Kyo said,” Arg!!! That’s it I’m going to school!”
“Good-bye,” Kaiyuku said,” See you after school!”
“I wish I didn’t have to.”
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Kai: Weeee!!! That was fun picking on Kyo-kun!
Raku: It suuuure was.
Seph: You are all nuts.
Ha’ri: It took you that long to figure that one out. It’s been sitting right in front of you the whole time.
Kai: I’m a little hyper right now.
Ha’ri: Why….wait hold that thought I know why.
Seph: Why?
Ha’ri: She drinking a lot of soda.
Kai: Yepo!
Raku: soda sucks Sake is better.
Kai: Ewww!!!! I don’t like drinking that kind of stuff you can but not me!
Ha’ri: Good because you’d then be an under age drinker.
Raku: Guess that’s what I am, huh?
Kai: Call the cops!!!
Seph: *takes Raku’s sake* No more for you untill your 21.
Raku: Give it!
Seph: No. It’s for your own good. *pours it down the drain*
Raku: You suck!! *attacks Seph*
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As Yuki walked into the locker rooms to change his shoes he was greeted by the President of his fan club, Motoko Minagawa.
“Uhh,” she said,” Good morning Prince Yuki.”
“Good morning Senpai.” Yuki said.
“YUKI!!!!” someone yelled behind him.
Then out of nowhere someone jumped on him,” Hello!” Rakuda said.
Motoko froze,’ Why is the Prince letting this girl hug him?!’ she thought.
“Oh Rakuda what are you doing here?” Yuki asked letting himself relax. When Rakuda hugged him he almost had a heart attack because he thought he was going to transform.
“Well,” Kaiyuku started coming up from behind them,” Akito’s going to let us live with Shigure and you guys but we have to go to school with you.”
“Yuki,” Motoko said,” Who are these girls?”
Yuki looked at her then got a thought in his head,” Well the one on my back is my cousin Rakuda and the one behind me is her friend Kaiyuku.”
“Oh,” Motoko said,” That’s interesting.”
“Yes,” Yuki said,” Raku-chan could you get off my back?”
“Maybe,” Rakuda said,” I’m not that heavy am I?”
“No,” Yuki said,” It just makes me look a little weird.”
“You are weird and why did you call me Ra-kun’s friends?” Kaiyuku asked.
Yuki walked over to Kaiyuku with Rakuda still attached around his neck,” Help me get Motoko away from me. She’s the President of my fan club and I can’t stand it.” Yuki whispered in her ear.
“Okay.”
“Well what to do with you?” Yuki said looking at Rakuda.
“Uhhh,” Rakuda said,” Walk around with me on your neck all day?”
“Uh,” Kaiyuku said,” We don’t have the same classes as they do, idiot.”
“Oh yah.” Rakuda said getting off Yuki.
“Why are you two wearing the boy’s uniform?” Yuki asked looking at both Rakuda and Kaiyuku.
“Because we want to.” Rakuda said.
“I’ll die if I wear the girls uniform. Besides Momiji wears the girls so why can’t we wear the boys?” Kaiyuku asked.
“There’s nothing wrong with it I was just asking.” Yuki said.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?” Kyo yelled as he walked over to them.
“Uhhh,” Rakuda said,” We’re going to school, stupid cat.”
“STOP CALLING ME STUPID!!!!!!!” Kyo yelled.
“Why? Stupid cat.” Kaiyuku said.
“BECAUSE YOU DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!” Kyo yelled.
“Why do you keep saying nuts, you’re insane.” Rakuda said.
“Uh-huh.” Kaiyuku agreed.
Then the bell rang telling them they all needed to go to class.
“See you later Kyon-Kyon.” Rakuda said as she and Kaiyuku headed to their class.
“STOP CALLING ME KYON-KYON!!!!!!!”
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Kaiyuku: Whenever we get there…
Ha’ri: …
RakuDa: You might want to put on a jacket if you’re going outside, because there’s…BACON outside…mmm, yes, bacon.
Ha’ri: What the hell are you talking about?! I’m a doctor not a shrink, but I think you’re insane.
Kai: yupyup!
Heruchigu (Chii): Shiguuureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee will be mine ahahahahahaa!
RakuDa: Oh your gosh! Bacon is here!
Kai: I’m hungry, I want breakfast…
Chii: gurk!
RakuDa: that’s an insult! *falls over drunk*
Kai: I thought Sephiroth poured the sake down the drain?
RakuDa: * still on the floor* I licked the sink!
Seph: you idiot.
Chii: I wish there was some for me.
Ha’ri: you are all crazy.
Kai: thank you very much!
RakuDa: you want sake?
Kai: no. Soda please!
Chii: this intermission is long, we should get on with the story now.
Kai: Kai-kun’s game for that.
RakuDa: Shut up *still drunk*
Kai: On with the Fic!!!
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As Hatsuharu went to his seat he saw Kaiyuku and Rakuda walk into his class.
“Alright everyone sit down.” The teacher said.
Everyone took their seats as the teacher started to write names on the board,” Okay class we have two new students today. Meet Rakuda and Kaiyuku Sohma.”
“More Sohma’s?” a boy said.
“Hey, Haru are those your cousins?” another boy asked.
“Yah,” Haru said off handedly.
“Far away cousins.” Rakuda said,” Hardly related.”
“Yah by about five or six families.” Kaiyuku said.
“Alright, calm down.” The teacher said.
“Calm down? Why do we need to calm down?” Rakuda asked.
“We weren’t even going anywhere near out of control.” Kaiyuku said.
“You two had better watch your mouths.” The teacher said.
“But how can we do that?” Rakuda said.
“It’s easy stupid go look in a mirror.” Kaiyuku said.
“You two are going to get kicked out of the class on the first day.” Haru said.
“We are?” They both asked.
“That’s it you two go to the hall right now!” the teacher said loudly.
“Okay.” They both said and left the classroom,” See you later Haru.”
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“You know that teacher never said where in the hall we had to be.” Kaiyuku said as she and Rakuda walked around the school.
“Why don’t we just ditch?” Rakuda asked.
“Why not this place sucks.” Kaiyuku said and with that said they started to leave.
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“Shigure! We’re home!” Rakuda called as she and Kaiyuku took off their shoes.
“Oh you two are home early. Why?” Shigure said poking his head out from the living room.
“Uhh,” Kaiyuku said,” It was no fun!”
“You people!” someone said.
“Hey! Heruchigu what are you doing here?” Rakuda asked looking at the woman with silver hair and green eyes.
“I had to come home to Shigure!” Heruchigu said.
“ You live here too?” Kaiyuku asked.
“Uhhh,” Heruchigu stared,” Of course I do!”
“Riiight.” Rakuda said.
“Whatever.” Kaiyuku said walking to the kitchen.
“Hello.” Someone said.
“HOLY CRAP HA’RI SCARE ME TO DEATH!!!” Kaiyuku yelled.
“Ello doctor.” Heruchigu said smiling.
“Err, I’m gonna go change…this uniform is too formal.” Rakuda said as she walked up the stairs to the room that they put their stuff in.
“Who’s is this crap?” Rakuda said, looking at the pile of junk.
“Mine! Don’t touch!” Heruchigu stated.
“You feeak! Now there’s three people in one room!” Kaiyuku argued.
“fine, I’ll just sleep in Shigure’s room if you’d prefer” Heruchigu said.
“You…are a freak! And…you can’t stop me from touching your stuff! Muahahaha!!” Rakuda laughed as she grabbed Heruchigu’s belongings and ran off with it.
“There’s something wrong with her…” Kaiyuku said.
“Come back here with my stuff, you retarded panther thingy!” Heruchigu yelled.
“Never! Muahahaha! Hey, I’m not retarded!” Rakuda said as she turned around to run after Heruchigu.
“Oookaay.” Kaiyuku said. “You’re all nuts. I’m gonna go talk to Ha’ri.”
“You’re going down you stupid lion!” Rakuda shouted.
“Hua, I shall never be defeated!” Heruchigu said, “I’m gonna kill you!!!!”
“That’s what you think! I’m gonna bite you to death!” Rakuda stated as she swung the bag of stuff forward to hit Heruchigu.
“Nooooooooo! My stuff, I need to get it away from you before you ruin it!” Heruchigu said as she grabbed Rakuda’s arm and pulled her stuff out of her hand.
“You cant get it that easily!” Rakuda said as she bit Heruchigu’s arm.
“Ahhhhhh! It hurts! Shigure help me get this retarded panther off my arm!” Heruchigu screamed.
“Gah! Shigure cant help you now!” Rakuda stated as she let go of Heruchigu’s arm and tackled her to the ground.
Shigure ran up the stairs and helped Heruchigu get Rakuda off her,” Hey stop fighting, you’re going to break my house!”
“No! You will never win!” Rakuda said, biting Shigure.
“NOOOOOO! Shigure, you mustn’t get hurt by her poisonous teeth!” Heruchigu yelled as she pushed Shigure out of Rakuda’s grasp.
“Smart one, you just made me rip his skin. Dumbass.” Rakuda said, wiping her mouth.
“Ha’ri, get up here and help Shigure, he’s hurt!” Heruchigu yelled frantically.
“Uhhh,” Hatori started, “How about no?”
“Damn you bastard what good are you if you don’t even help your own family?” Heruchigu asked.
“ He’s someone to talk with while you idiots are fighting.” Kaiyuku said.
“Chii, you are the most pathetic fighter I have ever met.” Rakuda stated, washing out her mouth.
“Rakuda, I know that, but I don’t care anymore, cause I only care about Shigure now.” Heruchigu said about to start crying.
“It’s okay Heruchigu I’m just barely bleeding.” Shigure said.
“ How the hell did this turn into a drama?” Kaiyuku asked.
“I don’t know but it’s giving me a head ache.” Hatori said.
“Me too.” Kaiyuku said.
“geez, Chii! Get some sense into that damn head of yours!” Rakuda said, punching Heruchigu.
“Gurk!!!!!” screamed Heruchigu.
“God you are weak.” Rakuda said to herself as she headed downstairs. “What is there to eat?”
“Ramen.” Kaiyuku said,” Or leeks.”
“Uhh, I’ll go with the ramen. Anybody else want some?” Rakuda asked.
“I do.” said Shigure.
“As do I” said Heruchigu getting up off the floor.
“Kayyo. Three ramen coming up! …Or down?” Rakuda pondered.
“Riiight.” Kaiyuku said,” Anywho….”
Hatori bandaged Shigure’s arm.
“Thank you.” Said Shigure.
“We’re home!” Tohru called as they entered the house.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DAMN LION DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?!” Kyo yelled.
“Why do you always have to yell Kyo?” Kaiyuku asked.
“BECAUSE YOU ALL DRIVE ME….” Kyo stopped,” Wait you called me Kyo you didn’t call me stupid or Kyon-Kyon…is there something wrong with you?”
“Yep.” Kaiyuku said smiling,” I have a head ache because Chii-kun and Ra-chan were fighting and yelling like it was the end of the world as we know it.”
“You’re all insane.” Kyo said going up stairs.
“You just figured that one out!?” Kaiyuku said.
“Ramen’s ready!!!” Rakuda called.
“Ello Kyo” Heruchigu said as she walked down the stairs.
“Yah, hey Kyo.” Rakuda said with a mouth full of ramen.
Shigure , Rakuda and Heruchigu all start eating ramen.
“This ramen is good!” Rakuda said, swallowing,“ Hey, where’s Hatsuharu?”
“He went home.” Yuki said,” why do you care?”
“ Kayyo, just wondering.” Rakuda shrugged.
“ I want to eat fruit.” Heruchigu said while rummaging through the refrigerator, “Is there any fruit in here Shigure?”
“No there isn’t.” Shigure said.
“Ahhh…you guys suck, how can you not have any fruit?” Heruchigu complained.
“No fruit? Who can live without fruit!” Rakuda said, with a hint of sarcasm.
“ So true, we can’t live without fruit.” Heruchigu said.
Kaiyuku sat there saying nothing then turned to Hatori and asked,” It’s nice weather we’re having huh?”
“Yes,” Hatori said.
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RakuDa: Intermission!
Heruchigu: that was a really stupid story back there, and Shigure got bit by you, you retarded panther.
RakuDa: yah, this story has no angst in it whatsoever. And Heruchigu, stick it.
Kaiyuku: Because SOME idiot had to jump out a window and make it a humor Fic!
RakuDa: I didn‘t jump out of a window.
Kaiyuku: GAH!!! You people!
Rakuda: well, it’s not my fault Heruchigu is so weak in this FanFic.
Kaiyuku: Some damn lion you are Chii-kun.
Heruchigu: it doesn’t matter that a lion’s name is King Of The Jungle, cause I am not, and I’m not the Queen either.
Kaiyuku: You all suck!
Ha’ri: this thing got out of control…
Seph: yes it did.
Rakuda: so?
Heruchigu: yeah, well, what does stick-it mean anyway? *Thinking*
Rakuda: 0.0;; *anime sweat drop* err…ask Shigure, I’m sure he’ll give a demonstration as well.
Kaiyuku: My god you people!!! It’s not a wonder you both like Shigure!!!
Shigure: O.O uh…I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Rakuda: I’m talking about…..nothing…
Kaiyuku: I think I’m about ready to withdraw myself from this Fic….and write my own because you people went nuts with this.
Rakuda: well then we can make this one a comedy and create another one
Kaiyuku: That could work…sorta -_-;
Rakuda: it sure will.
Shigure: well my writer’s instinct tells me this is going to end really crappy.
Kaiyuku: Mine does too.
Ha’ri: Your not a writer.
Kaiyuku: Yes I am…it just no one knows about me. n_n
Shigure: okay..
Heruchigu: yeah….Anywho….
Sephiroth: …
Rakuda: I agree.
Kaiyuku: agree with what?
Rakuda: with Sephiroth
Kaiyuku: Baka!
Ha’ri: I need food.
Kaiyuku: me too I’m gonna go get some. Brb.
Heruchigu: Shigure, we need to go shopping for fruit.
Shigure: sure, let’s do, I would like some as well ^^
Heruchigu and Shigure leave to the store.
Rakuda: …I want to come!
Heruchigu: No, this is time for me and Shigure, besides, you have ramen.
Rakuda: I ran out, that’s why I want to go to the store.
Heruchigu: then take Sephiroth with you to a DIFFERENT store.
Rakuda: Fine, whoever gets to the store first gets to stay, whoever gets there last has to go to a different store. Deal?
Heruchigu: you are on! Let’s go Shigure, we have a deal to win.
Rakuda: hurry up Sephiroth, we are so gonna win!
Heruchigu: weeeeee, we’re winning, we’ll be there in no time!
Shigure: muhahhahahhaha! ^^
Rakuda: losers! * passes Heruchigu*
Kaiyuku: *at the store * I beat you all go find another store! Hahahaha!
Rakuda: grr, im still getting there first! * takes off running*
Heruchigu: I don’t care if you are there already, cause I know you won’t buy all the fruit ^^
Rakuda: what the hell am I doing? * turns around* first through the door! * trips* GOD DAMMIT! Stupid feet!
Heruchigu: yay! Your clumsy-ness has gotten the better of you!
Kaiyuku: *walks into the store * I still beat you all maybe if you didn’t fight you might have won!
Heruchigu: whatever, come Shigure, lets look at all the wonderful fruit on sale ^^
Rakuda: HUUAA! I call oranges! * runs to orange stand*
Heruchigu: how dare ye! Oh well, I don’t want oranges anyway. Shigure what do you want?
Shigure: I’ll take the…watermelon, and cactus.
Kaiyuku: I want all the green apples!!!
Ha’ri: cactus? O.o…WTH?!?!
Heruchigu: good choices Shigure, watermelon and Cactus juice are just the thing to eat ^^
Rakuda: …I want grapes too. Sephiroth, go get the ramen.
Sephiroth: why me?
Rakuda: because I said so, plus im getting the fruit ^^
Heruchigu: Hey they don’t have cactus here, they suck! I’ll have to go to another store -_-
Kaiyuku: But they have leeks!
Ha’ri: Most of the people cursed with a cat like spirit’s hate leeks.
Kaiyuku: Why?
Ha’ri: not sure why but they just do.
Kaiyuku oh well ^-^
Ha’ri: now were are the Nimono?
Kaiyuku: o.O oookaaaaayyyy…
Ha’ri: would you like some?
Kaiyuku: uhhh…no but thanks for asking.
Ha’ri: Okay then.
Kaiyuku: I think we should go on with the story now.
Ha’ri: me too.
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Shigure was walking down the hall way after Heruchigu and Rakuda had their fight,” If this happens every day I’ll die.”
“Well now that they appear to be done fighting for now I’ll change the bandages on your arm.” Hatori said.
“Now you care.” Shigure said.
“SHIGURE!!!!!!!” yelled someone,” WHERE’S YOUR MANUSCRIPT?!?!?!?!?!” it was Shigure’s editor.
“I haven’t bothered to write it. I’ve been getting injured all day. I think my arm is to damaged to write.” Shigure said.
“WHAT!!!!!” she yelled.
“It’s not he’s just pulling your leg.” Hatori said changing the bandages.
“Your so mean sensei!” she said crying.
“Don’t worry I already have it done.” Shigure said.
“HEY!!!! SHIGURE YOUR WINDOWS OPEN AND YOUR PAPERS GOT BLOWN OUT BECAUSE OF THE WIND!!!!” Kaiyuku said.
“Then again I might not.” Shigure sighed.
“ahhhhhhhhhh! Noooooooo!” Shigure’s editor runs outside trying to catch all the papers.
“Shigure, those weren’t your papers, yours are in the living room, the papers out the window are Kyo’s poems.” Heruchigu said.
“HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PAPERS!?!?!?!?!?!” Kyo screamed.
“Uhh…it looks like they went bye, bye out the window. And Shigure’s editor is picking them up.” Kaiyuku said.
“Hey…” Shigure's editor said,” These can’t be the manuscript…they’re…poems…”
“HEY DON”T YOU READ THOSE!!!!!” Kyo yelled starting after the editor.
“Hey, Kyon-Kyon!!!” Rakuda said jumping on Kyo’s back,” Where are you going?”
“GET THE HELL OFF ME I NEED TO GET BACK THOSE PAPERS!!!!!” Kyo yelled trying to throw off Rakuda.
“Kyo-Kun!!” Kaiyuku said grabbing Kyo’s arm,” what’s written on the papers?”
While Kyo was trying to get away from Rakuda and Kaiyuku, the Mail Man walked up the road, took one look at them all and ran.
“ok?”
The editor meanwhile was reading out loud the poem that Kyo wrote entitled:
I hate him!
I see him day in and day out.
He’s always standing there
Looking at me with piercing eyes
That remind me of winter skies
I hate him so much…
But I can live with out him.
“Ok!!!!” Kaiyuku said loudly,” Kyo I didn’t know you were gay.”
“I AM NOT!!!” Kyo yelled.
“I wish I could write like that, Kyon-Kyon!” Rakuda said, VERY sarcastically.
Yuki was standing there when he suddenly fainted.
“Wow, Kyo, I didn’t know you could be so poetic, I guess my writing skills are contagious.” Shigure mused.
“Yuki!” Kyo screamed.
“Kyo I think you killed him.” Kaiyuku said,“ Well at least he knew you loved him before he kicked the bucket.”
“Yeah, I’m sure he died happy.” Rakuda said, getting off of Kyo.
Meanwhile Shigure’s editor freaked out because they weren’t the manuscript,” Shigure, where is your manuscript?”
“they’re right here, Micchan”, Shigure said as he took the papers from out of the living room.
“ Oh thank goodness,” Micchan sighed.
Kyo at the time was still trying to get Kaiyuku off his arm.
“GET OFF ME AND I AM NOT GAY!!!” Kyo yelled.
Hatori was looking at Yuki,” Yuki’s not dead Kai-kun he just fainted from shock.”
“Oh! okay.” Kaiyuku said letting go of Kyo’s arm.
Kyo then ran over to Hatori and Yuki,” So he’ll be okay?”
“Yes.” Hatori said.
Kyo sighed then covered up by saying,” Good that damn rat better not die before I beat him in a fight.” With that said he ran up stairs and shut himself up in his room.
“Yeah right , I know that you just want to kiss him!” Heruchigu yelled at the door to Kyo’s room.
“I bet you five-hundred yen that he’s crying into his pillow because he really thought that Yuki died.” Kaiyuku said to Rakuda.
“ He probably is crying. I’m gonna go check it out!” Rakuda said, running around the outside of the house to Kyo’s window.
“I’ll get the ladder!” Kaiyuku said following her,” but I want to look first!”
“I’ll get the camera, and if he is doing just that then we’ll take pictures.” Shigure said.
“You can get the ladder, I’m climbing the tree! That way he won't see me and I can open the window so you can take pictures!” Rakuda laughed.
“Okay!” Kaiyuku said.
“Hey why don’t you leave Kyo-kun alone?” Tohru said.
“Do us all a favor and go step in front of a bus!” Kaiyuku yelled.
“How’s about you just leave us alone and never return?” Heruchigu said.
“ Hey I have a better idea! Instead of a camera let’s use a video camera and get Yuki to help us when he wakes up.” Kaiyuku said.
“What are you thinking?” Hatori asked.
“Well we can have Yuki lie and say he loves Kyo too and video tape Kyo’s response!” Kaiyuku said about to die laughing.
“hey….we don’t have a video camera unfortunately.” Said Shigure,” I know, we can get it from Heruchigu, she has a magical bag of wonders!”
“Damn straight I do!” said Heruchigu happily.
“ More like a magical bag of JUNK!” Rakuda said, halfway up the tree.
Yuki finally wakes up,” Someone please tell me that was just a bad dream.”
“Nope!” Kaiyuku said,” Kyo’s in his room right now crying.”
“What?!” Yuki said.
“Yah well we wanted to know if you wanted—“
“KYO!!!” Yuki said running up the stairs.
“Oh crap! Hurry up and get the camera from your bag of junk Chii-kun.” Kaiyuku yelled starting to climb the tree.
“ ... “ Hatori stares blankly,” I can’t take much more of this!”
“I got the video camera, lets make magic!” Heruchigu says as she throws the Video camera up at Kaiyuku.
Catches the camera with her teeth and finishes climbing the tree. She turns on the camera and starts to tape,” Now recording ‘Yuki & Kyo’s Confession.’ Open the window already stupid!”
“Geez, relax!,” said Rakuda, sitting on a branch. “ I thought you were going to use the ladder? Oh well, the window has been opened!” Rakuda whispered, so Kyo wouldn’t hear.
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“Kyo! Open the door!” Yuki called.
“go away you damn rat!” Kyo yelled.
“But Kyo…” Yuki said,” I…I…I love you!”
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Kaiyuku almost fell out of the tree because she was laughing so hard but Rakuda grabbed her,” If you fall you’re gonna take the camera with you idiot stop laughing, or you’ll mess it all up!” she hissed.
“What’s happening, is he saying anything interesting?” Heruchigu asked Kaiyuku.
Kaiyuku is able to stable herself and says,” Shut up you could always watch the tape.”
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Kyo stood up and walked over to the door then opened it,” Is there something wrong with you?”
“No.” Yuki said,” I mean it.”
Kyo stood in the doorway shocked,” you really are out of your mind.”
“No I’m not,” Yuki said,” I’m just in love.” With that said Yuki hugged Kyo.
“Yuki…” Kyo said,” I…I…” then Kyo hugged him back.
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“I’m gonna die laughing.” Kaiyuku said turning blue.
“I think this is the most exciting thing that’s happened in ages,” Heruchigu said to Shigure.
“yeah, you got that right, I can’t wait to see the video.” Shigure replied.
“ This…haha...this is so…hahaha...funny!” Rakuda whispered, trying not to laugh out loud.
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Kyo then made Yuki look at him,” I don’t wanna fight with you anymore.”
Yuki wanted to say something but before he could Kyo kissed him.
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That was it after that the branch that Rakuda and Kaiyuku were sitting on snapped.
“Chii-kun catch.” Throwing the camera to Heruchigu.
“Hua!!! I got it,” Heruchigu yelled as she caught the camera,” Here Shigure, go hide the camera.”
“Alright then,” Shigure said as he ran away to the Sohma house.
Kaiyuku and Rakuda were stuck under the branch when Kyo jumped out of his window to see who was spying on him and Yuki,” YOU TWO?!?!?!?!?! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!”
“Hahahaha, ouch, hahaha! Can you get this branch off before you, hahaha, kill us?” Rakuda said, with tears of laughter streaming down her face.
“NO WAY!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!!!” Kyo yelled.
Then the branch got lighter,” you two can run now.” Hatori said.
Then with two BOOMS!!! Kaiyuku and Rakuda changed into a wolf and a panther and ran away to the Sohma house.
“GET BACK HERE!!! DAMN YOU HATORI!!!!!” Kyo yelled glaring at Hatori then running after the two girls running away.
“Hey,” Heruchigu started, “you wanna go after them Hatori?”
“Okay, let’s find out what happens next.” Hatori responded.
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Kaiyuku: Intermission time!!!! * sits on the floor* my side hurts from laughing too much.
Sephiroth: That was so disgusting, you guys made a Fic about two gay guys.
Kaiyuku: There’s nothing wrong with it I think it’s kawaii!!
Heruchigu: Hua! That is so true, Kaiyuku! There’s nothing better in a FanFic then two gay guys and a comedy.
Kaiyuku: we still need to kill Tohru in this thing…HEY!!! We’re all running to the Main house so we can make Akito kill her huh?
Heruchigu: yes, it will work this time, we’ll let Akito finish what he started, but because of Yuki and Shigure he never did. *Glares at Shigure*
Shigure: hey I was young and stupid at that time. ^^;;
Kaiyuku: You are stupid!
Ha’ri: I didn’t do anything to stop him. I wanted the little annoying thing to die.
Heruchigu: well I’m glad you realize your folly Shigure, so now we can kill her, or let Akito do it ^^
Rakuda: If this is a comedy Fic, then we have to make him kill Tohru…funnily. Like, spoon out her eyes and play marbles with them!
Sephiroth: yay! Marbles!! Marbles are fun! ^^
Heruchigu: then it’s decided, let’s do this already! Yay!
Shigure: so it begins.
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“Damn them, running to the main house for protection.” Kyo said as he climbed the gate into the main house,” and what the hell did Kaiyuku throw to Heruchigu?”
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“Hello Momiji-kun.” Shigure said as he walked into the room.
“Hello Shi-san. What are you doing here?”
Momiji asked.
“Well I needed to hide something from Kyo and Yuki do you think you’d hold on to it for me?” Shigure asked.
“Sure,” Momiji said taking the tape from Shigure,” What’s it about?”
“Go ahead and watch it just don’t let Akito catch you.” Shigure said,” Where’s Haru?”
“I’m right here why?” Haru said entering the room.
“ I think you might wanna watch it too.” Shigure said,” I must be going. I need to see if Kyo is braking my house, good-bye.” He turned to leave but ran into Hatori,” Oh, Ha’ri and Chi-kun are here…so is Kyo here?”
“Yes,” Hatori said,” He’s running around trying to hurt Kaiyuku and Rakuda.”
“well then, we mustn’t have that, now can we?” Heruchigu said as she went to find them.
“Tohru walked after us, and is here as well.” Hatori said to Shigure.
“well, then our plan can take action, Hua!” Shigure said.
“I’ll go get Tohru and we can trick her into going into Akito’s room.” Hatori said as he walked to the gate where Tohru was entering.
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“Do you think he’ll find us in here?” Kaiyuku said as she and Rakuda ran into a dark room.
“What the hell are you two doing in here?” Akito said.
“Hiding from Kyo.” Kaiyuku said.
“Yesh,” Rakuda said,” He went all psycho on us and wants to kill us just because we made a home video.”
“Of?” Akito said.
“Tohru kissing Yuki.” Kaiyuku and Rakuda said at the same time.
“Oh really and why would Kyo be trying to kill you because of that?” Akito asked.
“Kyo likes Tohru and he doesn’t want us to have the tape he wants it for himself. So he can destroy it.” Kaiyuku said.
“and where is the tape?” Akito asked.
“We gave it to Shigure for safe keeping.” Rakuda said.
“Okay,” Akito said,” I’ll take care of Tohru Honda this time…and Yuki and Shigure can’t stop me.” He paused and looked at Kaiyuku and Rakuda,” You two lead her into here and I’ll kill her. Then I want to see that tape.”
“Righto.” Rakuda said.
“Okie day then!” Kaiyuku said.
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“Tohru, I need you to come with me, for through inspection, you see, I think there may be something wrong with you,” Hatori told Tohru.
“okay” Tohru said as she followed Ha’ri around the corner and into a dark room.
“here we are, I’ll be right back…” Hatori told Tohru as he went to get the others.
“uh..is there anyone in here?” Tohru asked as she looked about though she couldn’t see anything.
“You will die here and now Tohru Honda.” Akito said as he came out of the darkness to grab Tohru’s head.
“ahhhh!” Tohru yelled.
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“everyone quick, come with me and we’ll see Tohru being killed by Akito!” Hatori told Shigure, Momiji and Haru who transformed into black.
”okay, let’s go watch!” everyone said happily.
“I’ll bring the video camera!” Shigure said.
“we’re coming too.” Kaiyuku and Rakuda said,” Are you coming Chii-kun?”
“Yah, Of course.” Heruchigu replied.
They reach Akito’s room just as he grabbed Tohru’s head.
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Akito magically pulls spoons out of his robes and uses them to pluck out Tohru’s eyes, and Tohru is screaming in pain about to faint.
Akito then again magically pulls out a blade from his robes and stabs Tohru in the skull and breaks it off.
“ack…agony…” Tohru dies.
“Yay, for joy, the witch is gone forever now.” Everyone is screaming in joy over the dead Tohru.
“marbles anyone?” Akito asks everyone.
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“Marbles!” Sephiroth appears out of nowhere,” I love marbles!”
Yuki and Kyo appear to find Tohru on the floor with a blade in her head and her eyes plucked out and shout, ”For joyous!”
They join everyone in playing marbles while watching Tohru’s death on the big screen, in the back of Akito’s room.
“ Hey Kyo.” Momiji said.
“What do you want?” Kyo asked.
“Do you really love Yuki like you said in that tape we watched?” Momiji asked.
Haru looks at Kyo and yells,” YOU BASTARD YOU KNOW THAT YUKI IS MINE AND WHAT DO YOU GO DO?!?!?! YOU KISS HIM AND TRY TO SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU DAMN CAT!!!!!!!!!”
“Shut up.” Kyo said calmly,” Yuki loves me not you, you little brat.”
“SHUT UP NO HE DOESN’T!!!!!” Haru yells at Kyo.
“Yes I do Haru.” Yuki said leaning on Kyo.
“What?” Akito said.
“Oh shit, Ra-chan I think it’s time for us to run.” Kaiyuku said to Rakuda.
“Way ahead of you.” Rakuda said already out the door and down the road.
“WAIT FOR ME!!!” Kaiyuku said running after her,” I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!!”
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Kaiyuku: * bows* and so ends our FanFic!
Heruchigu: that was so wonderful, Tohru died and I got to hang out with Shigure! Yay, I’m so happy! ^^
Shigure: yeash, all is well ^^
Rakuda: truth be told!
Sephiroth: Yay! I got to play marbles! Even though I have nothing to do with this FanFic -_-;;
Kaiyuku: The end was fun to write too…Yuki and Kyo are gay!!!! It kind of turned into a yaoi huh?
Heruchigu: Hua! I’m done now, later all you people that I don’t care about, cause me and Shigure are going home. ^_____^
Rakuda: You only got Shigure because I was nice enough to let you have him! >>
Sephiroth: That makes me feel so loved -_-
Kaiyuku: Well hope you all liked this…whoever may be reading. Ja Ne
Ha’ri: Good-bye.
Heruchigu: Yasos!
Shigure: Toodles!
Rakuda: err…however camels say good bye…
--The End--
Yasos
~heruchigu~
