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Thursday, January 20, 2005


   Things you never wanna hear a doctor say...
i thought these up in algebra when myteacher wouldnt shut up. here goes:
1) you dont REALLY need a lung...
2) Where's my watch?
3)i think now's a good time to tell you im not really a doctor.
4)um...i think the blood will stop in a minute. or not...oh god! its everywhere! I mean...youre fine.
5)i think we need a towel.
6)*slurring* whaddaya mean i cant have another beer? its only been my fourth one! (and the doc is gonna operate on you)
7)im pretty sure you can live without a lung. really.
8)who needs to pass high school to be a doctor? anyone can do it!
9)*singing softly under breath* the knee bones connected to the...to the...dammit! whats the knee bone connected to again?!
10)Oh. Its YOU! no, no. im FINE that you stole my wife. im just fine. i spent a few years in therapy, but im fine. what re you having today? oh, surgery on the heart? well ill make sure to take the BEST care of you.

and i forgot the rest. feel free to add some in comments if you so desire.

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