Friday, March 11, 2005

Fanfiction Abuse Time! (Ch. 1 of Moulin RougiOh!)

Evening, ladies and gentlemen! I'm in a mood to post some of my fanfiction (namely the ones banned from ff.net for use of script-format) And I'm doing just that! Here's the first part of one of my more popular pieces, Moulin RougiOh! Moulin Rougi-Oh! Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Moulin Rouge, but I do own my original characters. Plus my buddies own their charries too (I.E. Bondage, Spam, Squirrel, Spork, Sango and Aurora.) Summary: The Yu-Gi-Oh cast has been mysteriously invited to the theatre, they all believe it’s to see a play...little do they know they are going to be forced to act out a musical to earn their escape from a group of nut jobs. The Original Characters: Tsuki- A Bishie Fanatic (and worshipper of Seto Kaiba and Mokuba) the one that is in charge of it all. Some of the crew members call her "The Master of the House" and the others call her "Ki-chan" or "The Ringleader Nutcase". Sou- Tsuki's beloved boyfriend and kind of her servant.... Spork- The hyperactive squirrel demon. She and Squirrel are in charge of music. Squirrel- Another hyperactive squirrel demon, Spork's bestest friend. Bondage- A whip and handcuffed obsessed girl in charge of special effects. Pan- A fox demon who wields a skillet. She is the stage director. Spam- A ferret demon and a pirate. She is the Mistress of the Mighty Velvet (she's in charge of opening and closing the curtain....Pan gave her that nifty nickname.) Dicen- A girl who is absolutely obsessed with Duke Devlin. She is Pan's assistant. Roha- The medic.....she's pretty important considering all the accidents bound to happen. InuYin and InuYang- twins (InuYin is the boy, InuYang is the girl). They greet guests at the theatre. Notes: [Scene description, group actions] Character name: (Action) Speech Another Note: The yamis are all separate from their Hikaris. The yamis are: Yami (Yugi's yami), Marik (Malik's yami) and Bakura (Ryou's yami). Chapter 1: Getting the Part Tsuki: Okay everyone, our guests shall be arriving soon. Take your places. [Everyone runs around finding hiding spots, the door guards all stand behind the doors.] Tsuki: (evil laugh) Its time for some fun! (sits in the front row seat of the theatre) ------------------- (Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tea, and Tristan walk toward the theatre. Each has an invitation in their hands.) Yugi: So, how did we win these invitations to... (He reads the invite) "Greatest Musical Performance To Ever Appear In Domino City"? Tea: (She glances around nervously) Joey: Ah, who cares, Yug? We won them and they're free, that's all that matters! Tristan: Hey! (He points ahead) There's the theatre! Hurry up guys! (The gang picks up their pace, as they reach the door more guests arrive. Seto and Mokuba step out of a black limo. Serenity, Mai and Duke arrive from across the street. Ryou and Bakura appear from a back alley, closely followed by Malik and Marik.) Joey: Gah! Kaiba?! Seto: Don't tell me you're invited too, mutt. Joey: Yea, I am. Seto: (He rolls his eyes) I said DON'T tell me. Moron. Joey: What was that?! Seto: I thought dogs had good hearing. (He smirks) Joey: (He is about to pounce on Seto when a young girl and boy appear at the door) InuYang: Good evening. We are so... InuYin: ...Glad you could make it. Would you please... InuYang: ...Follow us. You are expected... InuYin: ...By the Master of the House. Duke: What does this Master of the House want with us? (He's a bit skeptical) InuYin: You'll see. [The guests follow the twins inside. The theatre is enormous, with rows upon rows of seats, and a gigantic stage occupying half the space.] Ryou: Oh my, this theatre is quite large...(He's a bit daunted) Mokuba: Where are all the other people? Seto: I don't know...(He frowns) Joey: (He laughs) So much for you being a genius! Yugi: Joey, be nice. We're supposed to have fun tonight. Right, Tea? (He glances around) Where's Tea? Ryou: (He clings to Bakura's arm) Malik and Marik are gone too! [All the doors suddenly slam shut. Each door is guarded by three sinister squirrels, two rabid penguins, and a psychotic stegosaurus.] Sou: (He is standing on the stage, dressed in a tux) Good evening. Welcome to Tsuki's Little Theatre of The Criminally Insane, err, Performing Arts. Tonight our show is a rendition of the musical "Moulin Rouge". Joey: Yo! Butler boy! What's with the freaky animals watching the locked doors?! Sou: (He gives Joey an annoyed look) You have all been invited here to perform for Tsuki and her friends. Seto: What?! Why would we willingly perform for someone we don't even know? Sou: (He looks nervous and scared) Because if you don't do what Tsuki wishes.... Tsuki: (She suddenly jumps up from her seat) So glad you could make it! I hope you all like acting! Because if you don't perform, you won't go home! (evil laugh, thunder and lightning) Whoa! Cool effects, Bondage! Bondage: (from her special effects booth) You're welcome! Tsuki: Alright folks. Backstage you go! Time to get ready for act one. [The guests all go backstage, some willingly, some not so. A fox demon is waiting for them.] Pan: Hiya! I'm Pan! (She hands scripts to everyone) Try to get as familiar with your parts as possible. Your costumes will be out in a moment. Dicen: (She pops up out of no where) Who got the main role? Did Tsuki give my beloved Duke the role of Christian? Duke: No...I got....The Duke. Dicen: Oooh! Even better! (She clings to Duke's leg) I wuv you. Duke: Uh hi there. (He glances around) Who got what roles? Yugi: I got Toulouse. He's cool! Seto: (cough) He'samidget(cough) Joey: I'm the...Unconscious Argentinean? Tristan: No way! I'm Duke's servant?! Duke: HA! Bow to me! Serenity: Oh, I got Satine. How fun. Bakura: (evil grin) I got Harry Zidler. Mai: -.-() I'm Nini, the whore. Ryou: I got...err...uhh...no role? (He hides the script behind his back) Bakura: (He reads Ryou's script) Ha! You're the Green fairy! Seto: Mokuba, what part did you get? Mokuba: None. I'm in charge of refreshments. I asked Tsuki to give you a good role. Hope you like it. Yugi: So, who's your role, Kaiba? Seto: Christian. Mai: Ha-ha, you're the penniless writer. Duke: Aww, you're lucky, Kaiba! Seto: How so? Tristan: T.T Because Serenity is Satine. Joey: (He reads ahead in script) He does WHAT with my sister?! Seto: (He is also reading ahead) I do WHAT with the mutt's sister?! Tea: (She suddenly appears) Hi guys! Yugi: Tea! Where were you? Tea: Oh, I was getting the costumes ready. That's what Tsuki hired me for. Joey: Hired? Tea: Uhh, yea. She hired me last week. I knew about this thing since then. Tristan: And you didn't warn us?! Tea: If I did, I wouldn't have gotten paid. I need the money for dance school! Mai: (She mutters to Seto) Looks like Ms. Friendship and Loyalty betrayed her friends. Seto: (He snickers) What a hypocrite. Ryou: (He blinks) I just realized Malik and Marik are still missing. [A loud crash is heard on the stage. The group peeks around the curtain to see what happened.] Malik: Why did you drop that windmill on me? Marik: It wasn't a real windmill, it's cardboard. Malik: So? It was still a windmill! (He grabs a fire extinguisher and holds it above his head) On guard! Marik: (He grabs a frying pan) Aha! Pan: Hey, hey! No fighting, prop masters! If you cause anymore trouble, I'll call Isis and Rishid! Malik & Marik: (They both drop their weapons) We'll be good! Pan: (She grins) Thought so... Bakura: So they were in on this too.... Joey: All right! Who else knew about this?! Mokuba: I did! Joey: (He is about ready to yell at Mokuba, but changes his mind when he catches the death glare from Seto) Err, anyone else? (He glares at the rest of the group) Yami: (He slowly raises his hand) I knew. I'm in charge of lighting for the show. Yugi: (Tears well up in his eyes) My own yami.... Yami: Yugi, don't cry. I'm using the money to buy yo- Yugi: (He death glomps Yami) My own yami, a techie [this is a term used for stage crew]! Seto: (He whispers to Bakura) Isn't he technically hugging himself? Bakura: Yea, technically. Dicen: (She has FINALLY released poor Duke) Okay, get ready everyone! We're about to start! Pan: (She pokes her head around the curtain) Places! Yami get up to the lights! Mokuba, get the drinks and snacks ready! Yami & Mokuba: (They both run off to their spots) Pan: Yugi, you're on first. You better be good at singing. Seto, your part is coming up right after Yugi's. So get in costume. (She disappears) Dicen: Don't disappoint the audience folks! Joey: (He gulps) A-audience? Dicen: (pulls back curtain to show the cast to audience members) (Seated next to Tsuki is Aurora, holding a large banner saying "I HEART Malik and Marik! Woot!") (Sango is giving Aurora evil glares while holding up her own sign "M4L1K 120XX012z!"[that's L33T for "Malik Roxzorz!"]) (Tsuki is smiling and hugging Mokuba while feeding him tons of candy and cake. She has a Seto plushie and a HUGE sign that reads "BOW DOWN TO SETO KAIBA! MASTER OF DUEL MONSTERS!") Joey: Hey, I don't have any fans out there! Dicen: Don't worry. Others will come. (She looks thoughtful) Kaiba is really lucky though. Seto: (He raises an eyebrow) Am I? Dicen: Yep, even if you screw up, Tsuki won't care. Seto: (In a sarcastic tone) Hooray for me. Pan: (She appears again) Let's go! We're starting now! (She drags Dicen away to oversee the show) (The cast get into place, awaiting the signal to start.) ========================================== Well, that's it for the first chapter. Note To Reviewers: I realize that this fic was taken off my account because it 'interacted with the readers' which turns out to be a violation of the rules, so, from here on out I am not excepting audience members. If you were once in the audience, I'm sorry I have to take you out, I really don't want my account frozen. The two characters, Sango and Aurora, are actually characters borrowed from my friends. Another Note: Ignore the previous note if you are reading this on LiveJournal.com or MyOtaku.com. Mokuba: Please review, I'll love you if you do (puppy dog eyes)

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