| Hi, are you Bob?: | er no... sorry |
| do you have a life??: | I dunno |
| sorry about that, do u forgive me??: | I guess |
| u shouldn't, cuz i didnt do anything.: | oh yeah, that's right |
| u heard me!!!!!!!!: | yeah I heard you.... geez |
| U WANNA GO PUNK???: | no, not really |
| yeah that's what I thought.: | you did? |
| yeah....so are u single??: | as a matter of fact yeah |
| are you a single.......male??: | yeah..... why? |
| do you think i'm a cannibal?: | no.... why would I? |
| whats ur AOL screen name??: | dont have one |
| groovy baby.: | ..... |
| do people consider you a punk?: | dont think so |
| a goth??: | no |
| a prep?: | no |
| if not, what do they consider u as?: | a thug |
| oh really?? thats kool.: | it is, right? |
| do u find me attractive??: | I dunno you |
| i find me attractive.: | well, good for you |
| even tho i'm not a lesbian, are u?: | no! besides, I'm a guy! |
| kool.: | yeah |
| do you like to sing??: | what if I do? |
| lalalalaaaaalalalalala. i wanna be a oprea singer when i'm older!!!: | that's cool |
| how old did u say u were????: | I didnt say.... I'm 20 |
| oh awesome.: | pretty cool huh |
| I'm 10,009,878: | huh? |
| do you like video games??: | hell yeah! |
| me too!: | Great! |
| what kind of music do u like??: | heavy metal |
| rock is the best no matter what u say.: | well, yeah, rock is cool |
| do u poop on a daily basis??: | er.... |
| I do!!!!!!: | that's ... er... good... I guess |
| Do you think the old guy from the Six Flags commercial is sexy??: | old guy?.... sexy? |
| His bald head is just sooo hott, don't you agree??: | huh? |
| no??: | I'm not into bald guys, you know? |
| do you think I'm a freaK??: | like I said I dunno you so... |
| ....so how old were you again??: | I'm 20 |
| oh yeah, i remember now!: | good... keep it that way |
| Well,.........I think I'm gunna go now...: | okay then |
| unless you want me too stay??: | hmm |
| is that a no?: | well... |
| or is that a yes??: | ....... |
| okay well byebye: | yeah... bye |
| I'll ttyl: | okay! |
| BUH BYE GURLRAAAAAAAANDDD: | ? |
