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Friday, October 14, 2005
I'll give the gift that keeps on givin' it wont cost you any money
[Lyrics]
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said "kiss me where it smells funny."
So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.
Kiss Me where it Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang
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Hey y'all! How's it going? Well, I'm doing okay since I had the day off, lol (I have fridays off, remember?). First week, over... 6 weeks to go! There's nothing much to say about my day... I've pretty much been slacking off again, heh... well, actually no... I did my assignment that's due monday, yep... so that's out of the way. The project that's due next week tho... now, that's another story ^^' heh, I'll get to it dont worry. Other than that, the usual stuff... video games, TV and music.
You know what sucks? They didnt put 24 last night! Man, I have to wait another week until the next episode... well, they did mention that there werent gonna be an episode last night... I just forgot about it... meh, I'll live... they just better not do that again! *shakes fist*
As you can see (or hear) I changed the song on here... Kiss Me where it Smells Funny... haha, I think the title speaks for itself... c'mon, it's funny, right? Well, enjoy! Heh.
And that wraps up this update for today... have a nice weekend! Oky, shutting up now.
Quote:
Michael Kelso: See, I've enlightened your situation to that of Pavlov's dog. See, Pavlov was this science guy, and every time that Pavlov's dog would ring a bell, he would eat.
Eric: Are you sure that it was the dog who rang the bell?
Michael Kelso: Yeah, I mean, who else would it be?
Eric: Pavlov?
Michael Kelso: Well that wouldn't be a trick. I mean, what man can't ring a bell? But anyway, anytime that dog would ring that bell, he would eat and then Pavlov would drool.
Eric: You just read that chapter two seconds ago.
Michael Kelso: Do you even want my help?
Eric: No.
Michael Kelso: Well, your loss.
(That 70's Show)
Pavlov's dog is in the song AND the quote... lol
Anyways, see y'all
*disappears*
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