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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
ok kids
This may come as a shock to some of you younger folk. If you are easily scared, do not read this post. EXIT THE PAGE IMMEDIATELY!! This is a warning before I rant so don't say I didn't warn you.
It seems that students (usually high school) think that once you gradutate, it's all milk and cookies(like my wack ass metaphor?) WELL IT ISN'T!!!!!!!
Milk and cookies are the delightful treat that grandma makes for you when you slip and fall. Or smash your frickin nose on the boat and bleed for 20 minutes then go to the doctor to find out you almost broke your nose but instead you got a boo boo that can be cured by milk and cookies.
Do you want to work your ass off going to school full time, and then working a stressful full time job? Your boss doesn't give a damn that you are tired, or want to eat food to stay alive while you are on your break. No, that bitch wants their money. That's what it's all about. If you think you're going to get out of high school and live a wonderful life with a job that has recess, you're way wrong, by the frickin way, we stopped having recess in fifth grade, and if those who are reading this say, " Well I have recess" You're too young to have a myo account so peace the F!@# out then!
Another thing. Yes he has another thing to say.
A wise woman, and mother of a crippled ex-military Tom Hanks, once said: "Life is like a box of chocolates,"
YOU HAVE TO READ THE STUPID PAPER TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE YOU'RE EATING. AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THE ONE YOU THOUGHT WAS TRIPPLE FUDGE TURNED OUT TO BE COCONUT FILLED. THEN YOU'RE LIKE, SHIT! I WAS HOLDING THE PAPER UPSIDE-DOWN THE WHOLE TIME. That's why you never eagerly whip open the box so the paper flies out.
No one is ever going to get a box of 100% delicious chocolate-only chocolates!!! We all have a few nasty-ass coconut chocolates in our boxes. Makes you wanna shoot whoever is responsible for mixing those two, that's beyond me. But anyway, I want to wish you all luck in whatever you do. And for god's sake, if you come across a coconut flavored one, think of what I said and SPIT THAT SHIT OUT!
check me out next time where I summarize life in a post-sized format, can't wait? I know
love ya
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