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Tuesday, April 27, 2004


Mission 1:

There Comes a Day

(Lord Il Palazzo sits in his chair in his secret underground headquarters. A young girl stands in front of him.)
"And what do the words "World Conquest" mean to you?"
"To conquer all from a blade of grass to the whole world."
"Interesting."
"I already concquered this blade of grass." (Holds up a blade of grass) "Next is to settle on something bigger but to also think small so you would conquer this city."
"My same idea. Very well you shall be instructed into your ranks for the promotion of the [Supreme Ideological] Ideal [on Earth] ACROSS! Your codename shall be KAZA!"
"HAIL IL PALAZZO!!"
(Excel and Hyatt walk in)
"Sorry we are so late Lord Il Palazzo Sir."
"No appoligy needed. You are, though, just in time to meet the newest member of ACROSS. Excel, Hyatt this is Kaza."
"Hello ha, ha! I have seniors."
"Dearest Lord Il Palazzo tell me why you have recruted her?"
"Well she has no past that has been trased and she may not look it but she is a weapondary master."
"Wha...??"
"Show them."
(Kaza took out her guns and shot at all the random targets. Then she took out her sword and hit at appering dumbies with amazing speed. She shethed her sword, then stared at the blank expression on Excel's face)
"That was pretty amazing, don't you think Senior Excel?"
"Now Excel I would like you to show her to her apartment. It's number 201."
"What?! Lord Il Palazzo why does she get her own room while I have to live with Hyatt! No offence Ha-Chan"
"None taken."
"Well that answer is really quiet simple really. Answer me this, how can you fit 3 people and a pet in one apartment?"
"Uhh......"
"My point exactly. If it makes you feel anybetter Menchi can live with her. Now go."
"Hail Il Palazzooooooo.." (Her speech trailed off as Il Palazzo dropped her down a hole.)
(Climbs up hole). "Uh Il Palazzo why did you drop me down the hole this time?"
"For disagreeing before."
(Down the hole again) "Ahhhhhhhh! Something's down here!"
(At the apartment complex.)
"Senior."
"What Ha-Chan?"
"What now was in the hole?"
"Rooches. Yuck! Okay here's your apartment, 201. You do have your key right?"
"Yep. Um here it is." (Opens the door) "Come on Menchi."
"Oh, before I forget, do you have a job?"
"Of course I do. I'll just work right along side you guys."
"Isn't that great Senior. Miss Kaza will be working with us."
(Later that night. Excel comes and knocks on Kaza's door.)
"Ka-Chan I need to tell you something!" (Excel opens the door and is surprised to find it is unlocked. She looks around only to find Menchi.) "Oh Menchi, where could Ka-Chan be?"
(On the ground floor. Watanabe is about to walk up the steps until he hears something stir on the steps.)
(It mumbles, shivers, than curls up in a ball and, starts to drool.)
"Huh?" (He moves closer to see it's a young woman sleeping on the steps. *Kaza of course. Oh and *= a comment from me just so you know*) "What the?! Hey miss what are you doing out...Hey! Are you Okay? Hello!"
"Uhhhh....hmmm what am I doing out here anyway?"
"Wha..don't you know?"
"No, do you know?"
"I just got here."
"Oh..." (Tries to stand and falls. Watanabe catches her. *Pretty romantic, Eh.)
"Hey it looks like you might have sprained something."
"No, no my foot is just probably asleep." (*It happens to us all*)
"Let me help you to your apartment." (*The foot falling asleep part of course*)
"Your far too kind."
"I..it's really nothing." (Blushes) "So are you new here?"
"Ya"
"What's your name?"
"Ka-I mean Kori Asheamory." (Fake name she thought of off the top of her head, of course. *I tried to make it sound real so don't laugh at me.*)
"So which is yours."
"201."
"Here we are."
"Thank you I can take it from here. Uh WAIT!"
"Huh?"
"I don't know your name."
"It's Watanabe."
"Watanabe, huh. Good-bye Mr. Watanabe and thank you!"
"Good-bye Miss Asheamory."
(Goes inside the house.) "Hey Menchi, we have some nice neigbors don't we."
(Menchi wines a little and her stomach growls.)
"Oh Menchi, you must be hungery." (Pours dog food in her bowl.) "There ya go. Man I'm sure hungry too."
(Menchi wines loudly.)
"Don't worry Miss Menchi I would eat my own hand before I'd eat you. Goes against what I believe because it's cruel and mean to animals. Besides I think I have some Ramen in the cupboard."
(Next day. Kaza walks outside. Hyatt is outside as well.)
"Hello Hyatt. What are you doing outside?"
"Oh hello Kaza. By any chance have you seen Senior Excel?"
"No I haven't. Why?"
"You were gone from your apartment and Senior said she was going to look for you."
"I haven't seen her."
"I wonder where she could be."
"Yeah I wonder...."
(On the ground floor Excel is sleeping in a garbage can, tired from searching and mumbles things in her sleep.)
"Mumble mumble crackers mumble mumble potato mumble Il Palazzo mumble mumble world domination." (Bubble from nose signifies sleep) (*I was pretty random on the mumbling*)

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