Wednesday, April 8, 2009

We Made You

By: Eminem Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus (CHORUS) When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see it when I come in girl (CHORUS) When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim (CHORUS) When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s why… my love You'll never live without , I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think hes about to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You’re my Amy, im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made you So baby, baby Get down, down, down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo! DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

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