Wednesday, March 9, 2005

   Flash... Windows XP version 19.914
This is from some Flash thingy...

click here if this works


The Page cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. And it's not like I'm saying you should hold your breath either. It's easier to blame you, so we will. It's your fault this won't work.

Make sure you haven't spilled coffee in your keyboard. Sticky keys will prevent you from typing the correct website address.
Check you IP address. If it contains letters, or any other characters that aren't numbers, you are too stupid to own a computer.
Verify the whatsit is properly secured into the whichamacallit port on your PC.
Uninstall all non-Microsoft products and pledge allegiance to Bill Gates, ruler of all that is tangible.

*clicks on McAfee*
McAfee has found 3 viruses on your hard driv.
Widnows XP has determined the following may be to blame:
The Supreme Court's attempt to split up Microsoft
Apple Computers stealing money away from Microsoft
The programmers of Netscape products
Anybody else who's ever looked at Bill Gates cock-eyed.

*clicks on Your Music*
Windows XP has detected that you have been downloading music illegally. Your IP address has been sent to the local police station and you have been ratted out. Sorry, man.

*clicks on Your Pictures* Windows XP has determined that the photos from your last family reunion are boring, so they have been deleted. If you would like to register a complaint wiht Microsoft, clik OK *tries to click OK, and it runs away...*

*clicks on Your Videos*
6.54 GB of Will & Grace episodes found in C:/You Documents/ Your Videos

Windows XP has determined your sexual orientation to be:
Homosexual

Using its sexuality database, Windows XP has determined that you would like to downloading Gardening and Interior Design tips from Marthastewart.com
*clicks Cancel*
Due to lack of user compliance, the Cancel button will be removed from all further decisions given.

*clicks on keyboard* Windows XP has detected that you are not using a Microsoft brand keyboard and refused to acknowledge any features provided by this cut-rate misfit of a keyboard.

*clicks on Control Panel*
Windows XP has built a focus on protecting users from their own stupidity. As a result, we have removed many of the options from the Control Panel. Enjoy your limited freedom.
*clicks on the speech icon*
"Windows XP is the best version ever"
*clicks again*
"You love Windows XP"
*clicks again*
"Bill Gates is your God"
*clicks again*
"Macintosh is the tool of the devil"
*clicks again*
"Stop clicking me"
*clicks again*
"I said, 'Stop clicking me"
*clicks Mouse*
*cursor goes really big and click Speech again*
"I said, 'Stop clicking me... with that giant cursor"
Well, thats my pathetic post for today... I had to put that.. sorry... its hilarious ^^
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